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Ranking Every Seahawks Top Rusher
On February 7, 2016, right in the middle of Super Bowl 50, Marshawn Lynch posted this photo on his twitter account captioned with a single deuces emoji. The best running back in Seahawks history &#…
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2025 will be the 10th Seahawks season since Marshawn Lynch retired. I took a look back at the top rusher from each of the last 9 seasons to see if anyone has properly taken Lynch's place.
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>prior head coaching experience
>looks inside
>acc head coach
>looks inside
>acc head coach
January 20, 2026 at 5:18 AM
>prior head coaching experience
>looks inside
>acc head coach
>looks inside
>acc head coach
So why did they fire Vrabel again?
January 20, 2026 at 5:06 AM
So why did they fire Vrabel again?
This is the single most incredible graphic ever made in the history of human communication
January 20, 2026 at 4:43 AM
This is the single most incredible graphic ever made in the history of human communication
This is what happens when you let kids stay up past their bed time
January 20, 2026 at 4:41 AM
This is what happens when you let kids stay up past their bed time
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Looks like Voldemort rendered into Star Fox 64
I’m good on the Carson Beck close-ups
January 20, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Looks like Voldemort rendered into Star Fox 64
Oooooooooooooo tummy hurt. Should've only gotten six tacos instead of eight
January 20, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Oooooooooooooo tummy hurt. Should've only gotten six tacos instead of eight
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Courtesy of a JMU booster friend, we now have some insight into how Curt Cignetti approaches beer.
January 20, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Courtesy of a JMU booster friend, we now have some insight into how Curt Cignetti approaches beer.
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A rookie O-lineman giving an in-game tip to a Pro-Bowl, veteran defensive lineman that results in a big sack for the Sahawks?
"What a great microcosm of how our team has gotten to this point. It's really symbolic of those relationships that we've built."
shwks.com/vp2caigv
"What a great microcosm of how our team has gotten to this point. It's really symbolic of those relationships that we've built."
shwks.com/vp2caigv
Leonard Williams’ Sack, With An Assist From Grey Zabel, A ‘Microcosm’ Of Seahawks Players’ Closeness
How a sack in Saturday’s divisional round helped illustrate one of the special traits about this year’s Seahawks.
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January 20, 2026 at 1:19 AM
A rookie O-lineman giving an in-game tip to a Pro-Bowl, veteran defensive lineman that results in a big sack for the Sahawks?
"What a great microcosm of how our team has gotten to this point. It's really symbolic of those relationships that we've built."
shwks.com/vp2caigv
"What a great microcosm of how our team has gotten to this point. It's really symbolic of those relationships that we've built."
shwks.com/vp2caigv
Guy walking around el rinconsito staring at everyone like he's Col. Lockjaw, idk man not a good look
January 20, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Guy walking around el rinconsito staring at everyone like he's Col. Lockjaw, idk man not a good look
Rashid Shaheed has a return TD for the Seahawks this season in every quarter but the 2nd. Makes you think something might be coming in this rams game.
January 20, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Rashid Shaheed has a return TD for the Seahawks this season in every quarter but the 2nd. Makes you think something might be coming in this rams game.
Lmao remember when Urban Meyer brought Tebow in as a TE
January 19, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Lmao remember when Urban Meyer brought Tebow in as a TE
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Zac Taylor is going to blow this in spectacular fashion. the Jesse Minter Ravens will go 5-12 and two of those wins will be against Cincinnati. they’ll be saying “don’t let Joe Burrow into the playoffs!” after the high point of their season, beating the Browns 14-6 to get back to .500
January 19, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Zac Taylor is going to blow this in spectacular fashion. the Jesse Minter Ravens will go 5-12 and two of those wins will be against Cincinnati. they’ll be saying “don’t let Joe Burrow into the playoffs!” after the high point of their season, beating the Browns 14-6 to get back to .500
It's cool that Nino might end up winning a ring with Seattle after all, but that should be Tyler
January 19, 2026 at 11:02 PM
It's cool that Nino might end up winning a ring with Seattle after all, but that should be Tyler
Not enough people think I'm a special boy here!!!!!!! :(
A tale of three apps. Identical post sent at the same time:
Twitter: 136,000 likes, 20,000 shares
Threads: 46,000 likes, 4,000 ahares
Bluesky: 149 likes, 45 shares
To be clear, I have 60k followers on Twitter, 15k on Bluesky, but only 7k on Threads.
I love Bluesky, but this isn't sustainable.
Twitter: 136,000 likes, 20,000 shares
Threads: 46,000 likes, 4,000 ahares
Bluesky: 149 likes, 45 shares
To be clear, I have 60k followers on Twitter, 15k on Bluesky, but only 7k on Threads.
I love Bluesky, but this isn't sustainable.
January 19, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Not enough people think I'm a special boy here!!!!!!! :(
Imagine getting a head coaching job because your GM traded for Micah Parsons 4 months ago
January 19, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Imagine getting a head coaching job because your GM traded for Micah Parsons 4 months ago
After the seahawks beat the 49ers to a pulp I was like "I wanna do that" so I bought madden for the first time in years.
They seem to have tweaked the pass rush stuff because I have 33 sacks through 3 games including 11 from DLaw
They seem to have tweaked the pass rush stuff because I have 33 sacks through 3 games including 11 from DLaw
January 19, 2026 at 9:54 PM
After the seahawks beat the 49ers to a pulp I was like "I wanna do that" so I bought madden for the first time in years.
They seem to have tweaked the pass rush stuff because I have 33 sacks through 3 games including 11 from DLaw
They seem to have tweaked the pass rush stuff because I have 33 sacks through 3 games including 11 from DLaw
Corliss Waitman is such a starwars name. That's not a real person.
January 19, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Corliss Waitman is such a starwars name. That's not a real person.
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Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
January 19, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
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it is -10 here today. I was supposed to go do a volunteer shift standing outside loading groceries into people’s cars to deliver to families stuck at home. just got a call not to come in because they have too many volunteers already. if you were wondering if the cold would stop us.
January 19, 2026 at 5:09 PM
it is -10 here today. I was supposed to go do a volunteer shift standing outside loading groceries into people’s cars to deliver to families stuck at home. just got a call not to come in because they have too many volunteers already. if you were wondering if the cold would stop us.
Well I guess there's your upside for not letting your star RB carry the ball 20 times in any game this season
January 19, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Well I guess there's your upside for not letting your star RB carry the ball 20 times in any game this season
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the final moments of Major Partagaz from ANDOR but instead of a Rebel manifesto the last thing playing in his office in The Pina Colada Song
November 29, 2025 at 7:34 PM
the final moments of Major Partagaz from ANDOR but instead of a Rebel manifesto the last thing playing in his office in The Pina Colada Song
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January 19, 2026 at 4:51 PM
One of the things I miss about being on social media (this prison doesn't count) is seeing all the tinfoil brains that rise up any time something like this happens. As someone who is immune to that particular brand of insanity it's very funny to watch
NOAA SWPC just issued a rare G4 / SEVERE geomagnetic storm watch for Monday night! This is the highest level of geomagnetic storm watch that exists (no such thing as a G5 watch). Stay tuned for more updates from me as I compile some longform posts to give you all the details
January 19, 2026 at 4:39 PM
One of the things I miss about being on social media (this prison doesn't count) is seeing all the tinfoil brains that rise up any time something like this happens. As someone who is immune to that particular brand of insanity it's very funny to watch
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Sex-positive Babu Frik can still happen if people want it bad enough
January 19, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Sex-positive Babu Frik can still happen if people want it bad enough