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David at FOIAball @foiaball.com · 10h

Braised beef cheeks for the storm (that never happened)

David at FOIAball @foiaball.com · 15h

Penn State needs to take a hard look at the coordinator spearheading the hottest defense in the country. Someone with previous HC experience.

Matt Patricia to Happy Valley

Adam Lichtenstein @adamlichtenstein.bsky.social · 15h

Trying to think who the funniest possible hire at Penn State would be and my heart says Pat Narduzzi.

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Nicole Auerbach @nauerbach.com · 16h

NEWS: Penn State has fired James Franklin, source confirms.

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David at FOIAball @foiaball.com · 16h

The headhunter Oregon State used at least guarantees its work for two years, so they get a new head coaching search conducted for free.

DHR Oregon State contract language guaranteeing hire for two years

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David at FOIAball @foiaball.com · 18h

The independent media respecting bar bathroom (Finn’s in Prospect Heights)

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Chris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 18h

SOURCE: Oregon State has fired head coach Trent Bray after an 0-7 start, @theathletic.com has learned.

Bray was 5-14 in two seasons, was promoted to head coach when Jonathan Smith left. ESPN first reported.

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David at FOIAball @foiaball.com · 18h

Go Heels!

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Natalie Walton @carolinablues.bsky.social · 18h

oh! I was one of the 20+ walk ins. I had to get band aids.

David at FOIAball @foiaball.com · 18h

After-action game reports might be the best way to go. Collab?

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Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 18h

update: I have both filed a request for the incident report and left a message with the communications officers for the TAMU police, who are currently asking around to see if there is additional sandwich information in any reports.

(I asked other questions too, but also sandwich)

Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 21h

look I know journalism is a dying industry

but I want sandwich details goddammit

Capt. Silky @nowbacktome.bsky.social · 1d

If you still have Twitter the TAMUpolice account is gold during the games. Case in point dude had a water jug of whiskey and a BAC .337 how was he not dead?

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David at FOIAball @foiaball.com · 18h

Yea definitely! There’s also state and local and campus cops at these games so I’m not sure if they’re all compiled somewhere (this was just in stadium stuff)

David at FOIAball @foiaball.com · 18h

UNC after Bill Belichick’s debut

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David at FOIAball @foiaball.com · 18h

After-action game reports might be the best way to go. Collab?

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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 1d

I just want to point out that this was the turning point in the game

Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 1d

We did a summoning circle for a turnover @murderkroger.bsky.social @foiaball.com @athensgrease.bsky.social

Three Coors Lights, one PBR, and one Gansett can, arranged in a circle on a wooden table around a single candle. Our palms are on the table facing up

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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 1d

We did a summoning circle for a turnover @murderkroger.bsky.social @foiaball.com @athensgrease.bsky.social

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David at FOIAball @foiaball.com · 1d

1.2K upvotes in 11 minutes

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David at FOIAball @foiaball.com · 1d

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David at FOIAball @foiaball.com · 1d

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David at FOIAball @foiaball.com · 1d

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David at FOIAball @foiaball.com · 1d

That rules (minus the panic. And I’m not huge on spinach on sandos). But still, that rules

David at FOIAball @foiaball.com · 1d

whats on the sandwich

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David at FOIAball @foiaball.com · 2d

Our favorite country club membership for a coach? That would be Brent Brennan at Arizona, because:

1. His has a 177-foot waterslide and
2. Its "culinary delights" are draft beer.