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The University of Arkansas spent $36,000 on balloons last year. After seeing what they got, we think it was worth every penny.

In FOIAball this week, we EMBRACE THE HOG.

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Not to throw into question Lane Kiffin's honesty, but Ole Miss says it doesn't have any video footage from the alleged locker room break-in at Mississippi that Lane Kiffin allegedly had on film.
January 23, 2026 at 10:49 PM
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Gotta overlap with this specialist’s reddit account.
January 23, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Incoming snow storm means I finally have a reason to post this picture of a snow shovel I found in central PA.

Gotta imagine someone has this as their Reddit handle already
January 23, 2026 at 2:24 PM
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Damning
It is time to talk about the lies schools are spreading about Super Flag.

New FOIAbites does not mince words.

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January 23, 2026 at 1:31 PM
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It is time to talk about the lies schools are spreading about Super Flag.

New FOIAbites does not mince words.

www.foiaball.com/p/giant-amer...
January 22, 2026 at 8:04 PM
It is time to talk about the lies schools are spreading about Super Flag.

New FOIAbites does not mince words.

www.foiaball.com/p/giant-amer...
January 22, 2026 at 8:04 PM
The launched “Starterpacks” over on X and Elon put the woman he allegedly DMed asking to have his baby in “Unhinged Personalities”
January 22, 2026 at 3:01 PM
We need to ban the wealthy from starting all their kids names with the same letter because it makes following exposes about dynastic drama nigh impossible
January 22, 2026 at 12:55 AM
January 21, 2026 at 11:03 PM
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The moment we've all been waiting for: Fernando Mendoza's "Here's What I Learned From Winning a National Championship" LinkedIn post
January 21, 2026 at 10:17 PM
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January 21, 2026 at 8:24 PM
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It's true. (Well, maybe mine also 😜) @foiaball.com. Seriously go sub if you haven't already. David is killing it over there. 🔥
January 21, 2026 at 8:23 PM
How much does it cost to lose a national championship?

We don't have data from this year, but putting together numbers from past runs show Miami probably spent about $10 million on its four postseason games.

It's a new FOIAball, just for you.

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How much does it cost to lose a national championship?
Four games in a month add up fast.
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January 21, 2026 at 8:21 PM
after the caps won in 2018 i lost every vestiage of sports hate in my body and now just want every fan to get to feel that feeling.

it rules!
In this ep Spencer has a bit about how it feels when your team finally gets over the top that really hit for me. Georgia’s 2021 title is the only time I ever saw my dad cry. Every time a team in any sport has gotten their first one since then, I just feel this overwhelming warmth for their fans
We talk about that and also Surber gets incandescently mad about my Cook Out Shake order podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...
January 21, 2026 at 5:07 PM
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NEW EXTRA POINTS:

Oberlin was one of the very worst teams in all of college football this year, and their players knew it.

I called them to ask why they kept playing and what they learned from the experience. ,

They told me about JOY:

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Oberlin: One of the worst teams in college football ... and also, maybe, the happiest?
On the joy, and growth, from the bottom of the bottom
www.extrapointsmb.com
January 21, 2026 at 1:44 PM
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“On multiple occasions, he used it to draft condolence notes to city employees and residents who'd lost loved ones, in one case asking it to
‘give me a few words from Mayor Danny Avula to the family of a 24-year-old woman who was killed.’”
‘Make this sound more like Danny Avula’: here’s how the mayor used ChatGPT in 2025
Records show that, in addition to discussing the city’s six-day water crisis, Avula routinely used OpenAI’s popular chatbot to help write speeches and letters, prepare for interviews and develop polic...
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January 21, 2026 at 1:18 PM
I think Cignettis next move should be to jump to a program whose glory days are long gone. Whose roster is completely barren. Who is completely directionless and desperate for leadership.

What I’m saying is Cig for DNC Chair
January 21, 2026 at 12:29 AM
January 20, 2026 at 3:56 PM
i did hear from someone in the know at the nfl level that these flags come in strips and they are constantly replacing ones that get damaged/lost. so might be less of a headache
Why not just buy it when break even is after 8-10 uses? Do they not last?
January 20, 2026 at 12:56 PM
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A giant American flag that covers a full football field costs $6,900 to rent for a game.
January 20, 2026 at 12:53 AM
I forgot to give respect to SuperFlag here, which has three SuperFlags available to rent, all of which have their own very creative names
January 20, 2026 at 12:29 PM
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January 20, 2026 at 4:51 AM
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Courtesy of a JMU booster friend, we now have some insight into how Curt Cignetti approaches beer.
January 20, 2026 at 1:31 AM
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Get those 8.3 percenters on ice.
Courtesy of a JMU booster friend, we now have some insight into how Curt Cignetti approaches beer.
January 20, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Hearing, once again, that we’ve got ourselves a game
January 20, 2026 at 3:50 AM