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Agent NaN
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NaN = Not A Number
Weird America & UFOs.
Crossing timelines without a visa.
OC cat photos always get a like.
The real proof of moral degeneracy in this country is that hot sauces and peppers are not as hot as they used to be.

If you see "ghost pepper" anything, it's because normal spicy foods were dumbed down to being not spicy.
January 16, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Boxes of license plates?
ICE agents fled from the crowd and left behind their CONOPS battle plan for Minneapolis, including agent's names, hotel rooms, phone numbers, boxes of license plates, and tac radio frequencies.
January 15, 2026 at 1:37 PM
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I hope ICE veterans will receive a lifetime of people saying "Fuck you for your service,"
January 14, 2026 at 2:31 AM
At least today when white people are asked about hip hop they like they can't say "yeah the Beastie Boys are cool"

*I dont dislike them, Paul's Boutique was great and I listened to them in the hardcore days but damn there was black music anyone should have stood behind like
January 14, 2026 at 3:25 AM
What the fuck is FB even?
January 14, 2026 at 12:43 AM
No girl I was totally not eavesdropping on you and GF talking about your vibrators why would I notice that.
January 13, 2026 at 5:17 AM
Gmail is throttling me hard.

Yes I will keep my Canadian email service for $35/yrm
January 12, 2026 at 9:48 PM
I have lived in what others considered "no-go" zones and so "no go zone" gets a snort from me.
January 12, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Why would non-white people go to an anti-ICE rally? Let the white people do it. Shouldn't we be useful?
January 11, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Post a pic of the venue where you saw your first concert and a picture of the band.
January 11, 2026 at 10:57 PM
I would have been 27 years married yesterday. We got like 15.

I am listening to Kronos Quartet, Synchronicity No. 2. Which is a Moondog composition.

Miss ya Sue and Daisy.
January 11, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Trashed by Black Sabbath is a riot. A song about a drunk driving accident where he's laughing as the car rolls over but he promises not to do it again.
January 11, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Never ask me to hail
January 10, 2026 at 10:15 PM
I am watching an "FBI" show and with all the wanton rogue cop shit including extrajudicial murder the FBI "hero" still doesn't randomly fire at a fleeing vehicle.
January 10, 2026 at 8:49 PM
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the slippered waves whispered together as they softly ran on
January 10, 2026 at 1:47 AM
My shorties are funnier than you
January 9, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Appears that Ross switched his mobile to his left hand *before* he crossed in front of the car, indicating he intended to draw his weapon before there was any threat.

MAGA moron distractions aside - this looks better and better for a competent prosecutor.

It was murder.
January 9, 2026 at 9:40 PM
E'ry body ain't shit
January 9, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Any sudden move, put you down on sight
Even if you got finger tips in the fucking sky
Then the fucking news make seem as if you deserved to die
(Spillage Village)
January 9, 2026 at 2:08 AM
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When you send armed, under-trained amateurs into American communities with vague orders and no accountability, this is inevitable.

ICE must be dismantled.
January 7, 2026 at 11:40 PM
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Tonight. 5:30pm Monument Square, Portland, Maine
January 8, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Singing bowl with snot napkins and guitar string wax
January 8, 2026 at 12:36 AM
SM/media literacy is just so fucking bad.

My kids are cool, most of you aren't.

Yes this place isn't overrun with fascist bots and I want it to stay that way but good fucking god some of you are doing the MAGA truth limbo with a different color shirt.
January 7, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Maybe trepannation should get another try
January 7, 2026 at 5:09 AM
The woo to Q pipeline - what's the best journalistic deep dive?
January 6, 2026 at 10:55 PM