Ian B
@theadmiral.bsky.social
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🏳️🌈 bi
🤯 ADHD-I
👋 they/them/he/him
📍 London
spoonrage.com
🏳️🌈 bi
🤯 ADHD-I
👋 they/them/he/him
📍 London
spoonrage.com
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Engineer who spent the last month moving services from AWS to Cloudflare: well shit
November 18, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Engineer who spent the last month moving services from AWS to Cloudflare: well shit
The great thing about the architecture of the internet is that you can have multiple single points of failure
November 18, 2025 at 12:38 PM
The great thing about the architecture of the internet is that you can have multiple single points of failure
Centrism
November 15, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Centrism
My favourite thing is when your janky in-app notification I didn’t ask for blocks me from using your app’s navigation
November 10, 2025 at 11:29 AM
My favourite thing is when your janky in-app notification I didn’t ask for blocks me from using your app’s navigation
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Got these new trainers today but I can't get it out of my head that they look like fuckin DC Tosh Lines from The Bill
November 9, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Got these new trainers today but I can't get it out of my head that they look like fuckin DC Tosh Lines from The Bill
If R4 think Zohran’s policies are radical leftism they’re going to lose their shit when they hear about the NHS
BBC Radio 4 this morning joined Trump in describing Zohran Mamdani as a "radical leftist".
November 5, 2025 at 9:29 AM
If R4 think Zohran’s policies are radical leftism they’re going to lose their shit when they hear about the NHS
November 4, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Hey girl you must be the Overton Window because every time I look at you, you shift to the right
October 30, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Hey girl you must be the Overton Window because every time I look at you, you shift to the right
Before witness protection schemes, all they had were signs saying Keep Off The Grass
October 26, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Before witness protection schemes, all they had were signs saying Keep Off The Grass
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I'm sure I can script that up, yeah, kinda works
October 21, 2025 at 10:18 AM
I'm sure I can script that up, yeah, kinda works
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Finding it vaguely amusing as a headline format, apologising to Jeremy Corbyn before making whatever point you want to make
October 21, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Finding it vaguely amusing as a headline format, apologising to Jeremy Corbyn before making whatever point you want to make
Sometimes being a good friend is taking a few moments out of your day to delete the tracking variables at the end of the seventh link you’ve whatsapped them today
October 17, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Sometimes being a good friend is taking a few moments out of your day to delete the tracking variables at the end of the seventh link you’ve whatsapped them today
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day
Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime
Teach three men to fish and they start a podcast called 'The Art of Fish: Diary of a High-Performance Fishtech Leader'
Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime
Teach three men to fish and they start a podcast called 'The Art of Fish: Diary of a High-Performance Fishtech Leader'
October 17, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day
Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime
Teach three men to fish and they start a podcast called 'The Art of Fish: Diary of a High-Performance Fishtech Leader'
Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime
Teach three men to fish and they start a podcast called 'The Art of Fish: Diary of a High-Performance Fishtech Leader'
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The BBC are accidentally running the subtitles to Mrs Marple over the Mercury Prize, and it’s rather wonderful. A few of lines could plausibly have been written by Jarvis.
October 16, 2025 at 8:58 PM
The BBC are accidentally running the subtitles to Mrs Marple over the Mercury Prize, and it’s rather wonderful. A few of lines could plausibly have been written by Jarvis.
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Post your most unopinionated hinge
October 15, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Post your most unopinionated hinge
Me: ugh, I’ve been meaning to tackle the limescale on the sink for a while but I’ve already got quite a lot to do toda–
ADHD: It is time.
ADHD: It is time.
October 14, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Me: ugh, I’ve been meaning to tackle the limescale on the sink for a while but I’ve already got quite a lot to do toda–
ADHD: It is time.
ADHD: It is time.
If the David O be Selznick, the film’s gonna be epic;
If the David O be Russell, oh buddy, here comes trouble
If the David O be Russell, oh buddy, here comes trouble
October 10, 2025 at 7:21 AM
If the David O be Selznick, the film’s gonna be epic;
If the David O be Russell, oh buddy, here comes trouble
If the David O be Russell, oh buddy, here comes trouble
Paste *and* Match Style? In this economy?!
October 8, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Paste *and* Match Style? In this economy?!
Received a lot of criticism from my Pathological Liars Anonymous group when I told them I’m playing the Riyadh Comedy Festival.
October 8, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Received a lot of criticism from my Pathological Liars Anonymous group when I told them I’m playing the Riyadh Comedy Festival.
Open the pod bay doors, André
ANDRE 9000: Shake it like a polaroid picture, Dave
ANDRE 9000: Shake it like a polaroid picture, Dave
October 7, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Open the pod bay doors, André
ANDRE 9000: Shake it like a polaroid picture, Dave
ANDRE 9000: Shake it like a polaroid picture, Dave
Ask not for whom the goose honks; it honks for thee
October 6, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Ask not for whom the goose honks; it honks for thee
It’s National Poetry Boxing Day and there’s leftovers, so just say if you want an Angelou sandwich, or I could make a Larkin curry. Think there’s still some Ayres-in-blankets too.
October 3, 2025 at 2:27 PM
It’s National Poetry Boxing Day and there’s leftovers, so just say if you want an Angelou sandwich, or I could make a Larkin curry. Think there’s still some Ayres-in-blankets too.
Love to get an email telling me someone has sent me a message in an app
September 29, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Love to get an email telling me someone has sent me a message in an app
Just thought of a pun which would’ve been really funny in a situation that happened 13 years ago
September 29, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Just thought of a pun which would’ve been really funny in a situation that happened 13 years ago