Ian B
theadmiral.bsky.social
Ian B
@theadmiral.bsky.social
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🏳️‍🌈 bi
🤯 ADHD-I
👋 they/them/he/him
📍 London

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I'm being blackmailed by Wes Anderson again :(
August 31, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Could've remade this but they chose to be cowards.
June 4, 2025 at 10:13 PM
The train in Spain stalls vainly sans the mains
May 5, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Me in the national security team group chat
March 25, 2025 at 11:49 PM
“A bothan was accidentally added to the Death Star group chat to bring us this information”
March 25, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Please, please, please tax the rich
March 23, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Never expected the looming threat of WW3 to feel like an interminable office email thread
March 2, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I love Peggle
February 8, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Appreciate a lot of people are focused on the inauguration but let me tell you it is absolutely kicking off right now on the My Waitrose app
January 20, 2025 at 10:28 PM
People who do graphics: Does anyone know a good non-Adobe alternative to Illustrator or Photoshop that allows character-level adjustments to kerning, baseline etc?

I'm struggling to find something with this much flexibility. (Pixelmator Pro doesn't quite get there, sadly.)
January 15, 2025 at 6:08 PM
You’ve got a little boy. He tells you that when he grows up he wants to be a landlord.
December 11, 2024 at 9:00 AM
I see Change.org has taken a turn for the Alan Partridge
December 4, 2024 at 4:07 PM
November 16, 2024 at 9:24 AM
These Boots are made for Woking
November 10, 2024 at 9:41 AM
Violets are blue
Roses are red
November 3, 2024 at 9:40 AM
When you haven't completed enough of the story mode to unlock David Cameron
November 2, 2024 at 6:45 PM