The Arrogant Insane Professional Ninja
@theaipn.bsky.social
Four hundred men have tried to kill me but they all sucked and it didn’t work
Pinned
i’m the smallest mosquito in the world i can slip between the atoms in your walls and drink your blood while you sleep
the cgi horse
December 17, 2025 at 10:44 AM
the cgi horse
i was circumcised with pinking shears
December 17, 2025 at 6:09 AM
i was circumcised with pinking shears
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Giving birth in the nfl blue tent
December 16, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Giving birth in the nfl blue tent
working on an album made entirely out of noises my digestive tract and joints make
December 15, 2025 at 11:58 PM
working on an album made entirely out of noises my digestive tract and joints make
I’m gonna hit you with my onion smell attack
December 12, 2025 at 6:39 AM
I’m gonna hit you with my onion smell attack
i’m nodding like miatas
December 9, 2025 at 8:47 AM
i’m nodding like miatas
i’m the smallest mosquito in the world i can slip between the atoms in your walls and drink your blood while you sleep
December 9, 2025 at 8:38 AM
i’m the smallest mosquito in the world i can slip between the atoms in your walls and drink your blood while you sleep
it’s dromedary monday
December 8, 2025 at 6:20 AM
it’s dromedary monday
eggnog vampire
December 8, 2025 at 6:19 AM
eggnog vampire
if i peel all the dry skin from my lips there will be nice fresh skin underneath and it won’t hurt
December 7, 2025 at 3:33 AM
if i peel all the dry skin from my lips there will be nice fresh skin underneath and it won’t hurt
dromedary thursday
December 4, 2025 at 2:38 PM
dromedary thursday
cyber weasel
December 3, 2025 at 7:49 AM
cyber weasel
I’m in your intestines doing cartwheels and shit
December 3, 2025 at 7:43 AM
I’m in your intestines doing cartwheels and shit