AngryPenguin
@theangrypenguin.bsky.social
I’m an angry penguin, and when the big things bother everyone else, I like to really sweat the small stuff.
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AngryPenguin
@theangrypenguin.bsky.social
· Nov 25
Psssst Larry…follow me…we animals need to stick together
Buffoons- the lot of them!
February 25, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Buffoons- the lot of them!
Hope you can salvage your evening
February 25, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Hope you can salvage your evening
The trains moving now. I would calculate an hour delay
February 25, 2025 at 6:49 PM
The trains moving now. I would calculate an hour delay
February 25, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Fog lights people!! That’s what they’re dir so we can flipping see you
#idiots #fogtwats #AngryPenguin
#idiots #fogtwats #AngryPenguin
February 7, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Fog lights people!! That’s what they’re dir so we can flipping see you
#idiots #fogtwats #AngryPenguin
#idiots #fogtwats #AngryPenguin
How am I supposed to get home @KingsXStation? Fly???!
#notrains #cancelledtrains #kingscross #angrypenguin
#notrains #cancelledtrains #kingscross #angrypenguin
January 25, 2025 at 2:39 PM
How am I supposed to get home @KingsXStation? Fly???!
#notrains #cancelledtrains #kingscross #angrypenguin
#notrains #cancelledtrains #kingscross #angrypenguin
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Elon needs to stop trying to play God. That’s my fucking job.
December 27, 2024 at 9:10 PM
Elon needs to stop trying to play God. That’s my fucking job.
hand deliver it?
December 8, 2024 at 10:17 PM
hand deliver it?
Bet you can’t teach this penguin to dance! Two left flippers #Strictly
#StrictlyPenguins
#AngryPenguin
#StrictlyPenguins
#AngryPenguin
December 8, 2024 at 10:00 PM
Bet you can’t teach this penguin to dance! Two left flippers #Strictly
#StrictlyPenguins
#AngryPenguin
#StrictlyPenguins
#AngryPenguin
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On the eighth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, eight maids-a-milking, seven swans-a-swimming, six geese-a-laying, FIVE GOLD RINGS, four colly birds, three French hens, two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree. Thanks maids, needed a drink after eating all those birds.
December 8, 2024 at 9:52 AM
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, eight maids-a-milking, seven swans-a-swimming, six geese-a-laying, FIVE GOLD RINGS, four colly birds, three French hens, two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree. Thanks maids, needed a drink after eating all those birds.
How much fish could £1Billion buy me?
November 30, 2024 at 8:25 AM
How much fish could £1Billion buy me?
Insomnia you swine!
November 30, 2024 at 8:20 AM
Insomnia you swine!
Of course. What else would I say?
November 27, 2024 at 10:44 PM
Of course. What else would I say?
Sad and angry I’m going for. Probably punctuated with ‘how did I get here’?
November 27, 2024 at 10:37 PM
Sad and angry I’m going for. Probably punctuated with ‘how did I get here’?
Sad and angry I’m going for. Probably punctuated with ‘how did I get here’?
November 27, 2024 at 10:37 PM
Sad and angry I’m going for. Probably punctuated with ‘how did I get here’?
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We’ve got a hotline like this for Penguins.
November 27, 2024 at 10:15 PM
We’ve got a hotline like this for Penguins.
As long as no one taxes my fellow penguins for their fish and places to swim. I’m good.
#nopenguintariffs
#AngryPenguin
#nopenguintariffs
#AngryPenguin
November 27, 2024 at 10:11 PM
As long as no one taxes my fellow penguins for their fish and places to swim. I’m good.
#nopenguintariffs
#AngryPenguin
#nopenguintariffs
#AngryPenguin
What the f**k are excess insurance covers anyway?!! It cost more than hiring the flipping car!
#carehire
#ripoff
#licencetoprintmoney
#AngryPenguin
#carehire
#ripoff
#licencetoprintmoney
#AngryPenguin
November 27, 2024 at 12:36 PM
What the f**k are excess insurance covers anyway?!! It cost more than hiring the flipping car!
#carehire
#ripoff
#licencetoprintmoney
#AngryPenguin
#carehire
#ripoff
#licencetoprintmoney
#AngryPenguin
Psssst Larry…follow me…we animals need to stick together
November 25, 2024 at 9:51 PM
Psssst Larry…follow me…we animals need to stick together