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AngryPenguin
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I’m an angry penguin, and when the big things bother everyone else, I like to really sweat the small stuff.
Pinned
Psssst Larry…follow me…we animals need to stick together
Buffoons- the lot of them!
February 25, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Hope you can salvage your evening
February 25, 2025 at 6:50 PM
The trains moving now. I would calculate an hour delay
February 25, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Twat on the track near Stevenage. Get off you idiot.

#nobjockey #greatnorthern #twat #AngryPenguin
February 25, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Fog lights people!! That’s what they’re dir so we can flipping see you

#idiots #fogtwats #AngryPenguin
February 7, 2025 at 4:26 PM
How am I supposed to get home @KingsXStation? Fly???!
#notrains #cancelledtrains #kingscross #angrypenguin
January 25, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Reposted by AngryPenguin
Elon needs to stop trying to play God. That’s my fucking job.
December 27, 2024 at 9:10 PM
hand deliver it?
December 8, 2024 at 10:17 PM
Bet you can’t teach this penguin to dance! Two left flippers #Strictly
#StrictlyPenguins
#AngryPenguin
December 8, 2024 at 10:00 PM
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On the eighth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, eight maids-a-milking, seven swans-a-swimming, six geese-a-laying, FIVE GOLD RINGS, four colly birds, three French hens, two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree. Thanks maids, needed a drink after eating all those birds.
December 8, 2024 at 9:52 AM
How much fish could £1Billion buy me?
November 30, 2024 at 8:25 AM
Insomnia you swine!
November 30, 2024 at 8:20 AM
Of course. What else would I say?
November 27, 2024 at 10:44 PM
Sad and angry I’m going for. Probably punctuated with ‘how did I get here’?
November 27, 2024 at 10:37 PM
Sad and angry I’m going for. Probably punctuated with ‘how did I get here’?
November 27, 2024 at 10:37 PM
Reposted by AngryPenguin
November 26, 2024 at 12:32 PM
We’ve got a hotline like this for Penguins.
November 27, 2024 at 10:15 PM
As long as no one taxes my fellow penguins for their fish and places to swim. I’m good.

#nopenguintariffs
#AngryPenguin
November 27, 2024 at 10:11 PM
My plumbing system is broken. I think she should come around and fix that
#PMQs
November 27, 2024 at 12:39 PM
What the f**k are excess insurance covers anyway?!! It cost more than hiring the flipping car!

#carehire
#ripoff
#licencetoprintmoney
#AngryPenguin
November 27, 2024 at 12:36 PM
I told you they were dangerous!!!

#Potholes
#AngryPenguin
a car is stuck in a puddle of water and a dog is standing next to it
ALT: a car is stuck in a puddle of water and a dog is standing next to it
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November 26, 2024 at 5:46 PM
Psssst Larry…follow me…we animals need to stick together
November 25, 2024 at 9:51 PM