Mike Keller
@thebestmike.bsky.social
240 followers 260 following 570 posts
He/Him. Mellow A California dude. Punks, Hippies, Cowboys, Sci-fi/fantasy, Rock and Roll and psychedelics. I also like some normal person stuff, like watching cartoons and eating books.
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Calling something “essential reading” almost guarantees I won’t read it
rachelfeder.bsky.social
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
thebestmike.bsky.social
“We should forgive our enemies, but not before they are hanged”

- Heinrich Heine
thebestmike.bsky.social
Also, read the dose on the can when you try out a new THC drink
thebestmike.bsky.social
“You must weigh the dose”

- Terence McKenna
thebestmike.bsky.social
“You must weigh the dose”

- Terence McKenna
thebestmike.bsky.social
Oh whoops you’re in Pittsburgh, hope you had a good time! I’m three hours earlier
thebestmike.bsky.social
Well it’s Friday night, just go have a good time kids!
thebestmike.bsky.social
I’m not sure that Schiff belongs on the list, but maybe we have to settle a bit in the moment 🤷‍♂️
thebestmike.bsky.social
“Wait before you publish - that’s saved my ass many times”

- Sasha Shulgin
thebestmike.bsky.social
I once wrote a last minute paper on Lincoln, which I should have been able to do in my sleep, unfortunately I had taken mushrooms for the first time earlier that evening. It was terrible and I got a bad grade, but I remember every. Damn. Word.
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I vividly remember night-beforing a paper on image systems in "Maus." Sweat-soaked panic.

The teacher took time out the next week to talk about how one of our papers in particular was a stunning example of a great essay and then **started reading my paper in front of the class.** I wanted to die.
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I wrote a 15 page report on heraldic symbolism in medieval armor and weapon design for my art history class the night before it was due (8am class). Made up 90% of it (only found one book for reference) and got an A. GenAI could fucking never.
thebestmike.bsky.social
“Love is patient”

Thanks @planetoffinks.bsky.social

I’m relistening to Nightvale with the kids and realizing how much cool stuff I missed the first time time.
I started listening in 2012, right when it started, on a long road trip to visit my Mother in Law for the first time. I’m still listening!
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I love the video cast, I can’t be there but I put on the projector and point it at the side of the house and it feels good!
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thebestmike.bsky.social
I’ve seen this posted at a few local businesses, seems worth sharing.

I wouldn’t know what to do other than start filming.

"'I
SEE
ICE!™
Think you see ICE? Don't panic or panic othere. Check In with yourself before sharing
any information
CHECKLIST
ロ
Do You See Masked
People?
or is there a  cage in the
backseat of the vehicle?
Signs saying Border Patrol or Dept of Homeland Security?
IF YOU CHECK OFF MOST OF THESE BOXES, REPORT IT!
NORTH BAY RAPID
RESPONSE NETWORK
(707)800-4544
DACA
Sonoma County
@NorthBayRapidResponseNetwork
STOP!
How to
Properly
Report ICE
Spread Facts not Fear!
USE C.L.A.R.I.T.Y.
C- COUNT
How many individuals or vehicles were there?
L- LOCATION
Be as specific as posible.
A- ACTIVITY
What were they doing exactly?
R- RECOGNITION
Uniforms, adges, insignia, logos?
I - INDENTIFIERS
License Plates, Unit Numbers, any agency markings?
T- TIME
When did this occur?
Y- YOUR SOURCE
Did you witness this firsthand?
If not where did you get your information?
thebestmike.bsky.social
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but…

Your memes are not that hot
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Hey @governor.ca.gov!

AB 566 makes it easy for Californians to tell companies what they want to happen with their own private information. Sign it and make the California Consumer Privacy Act more user-friendly!
thebestmike.bsky.social
You really are bad at your job
thebestmike.bsky.social
Primary all democratic incumbents

Remember that @schiff.senate.gov has voted for some of Trumps nominees and agenda. He’s not fit to represent us
schiff.senate.gov
He wants to dictate what the press can say.
What a university can teach.
Whom a company can employ.
And to whom the law shall apply.

He who wants all this is not a president,
But strives to be a dictator.
And all who succumb are not citizens,
But subjects.