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𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 (parody)

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𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 (parody) @theblackspider.bsky.social · Jun 25

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𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 (parody) @theblackspider.bsky.social · Jul 13

Like his namesake, the man crawled around to get a closer look from a distance, keeping it first until he can ensure she was resting, leaves or even sleeping. First, he needed get a sense of what she is quietly.

He’d stake out for an hour first.

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𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 (parody) @theblackspider.bsky.social · Jul 10

“ well now you should be sure that it surely ‘clicked’.”

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 (parody) @theblackspider.bsky.social · Jul 10

“ I heard ya the first time.”

˚ˋঌ˖—— 𝓙𝐎𝐇𝐍𝐍𝐘 𝓢𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐌. @human-torch.bsky.social · Jul 10

"Not really feeling the loss here— More like a sense of growing discomfort.."

"Look, dude. Cool and all you want me. Sorta. Not really."

"But I mean it when I say I can't help you. Like physically — cannot. I am lacking the functionality of what you're looking for, man."

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 (parody) @theblackspider.bsky.social · Jul 10

“ your lost, Hot Flames.” he says. “you seem like a fun guy.”

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 (parody) @theblackspider.bsky.social · Jul 10

“ another page in the Chronicles of Black Spider~”

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 (parody) @theblackspider.bsky.social · Jul 10

“ your lost, Hot Flames.” he says. “you seem like a fun guy.”

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𝐉𝐀𝐃𝐄 𝐓𝐈𝐆𝐄𝐑 @tigeredjade.bsky.social · Jul 4

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𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 (parody) @theblackspider.bsky.social · Jul 10

“ Oh but you can actually, Hot Stuff. All you gotta do is catch my double meaning.”

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 (parody) @theblackspider.bsky.social · Jul 10

“ Now he’s hesitant about talking about his milk.”

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 (parody) @theblackspider.bsky.social · Jul 10

“ Yep. Looking right at one~”

˚ˋঌ˖—— 𝓙𝐎𝐇𝐍𝐍𝐘 𝓢𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐌. @human-torch.bsky.social · Jul 10

"....Have you tried contacting your local farmers....?"

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 (parody) @theblackspider.bsky.social · Jul 10

“ What i’m looking for is REALLY local. More than the grocery stores~.”

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 (parody) @theblackspider.bsky.social · Jul 10

“ What i’m looking for is REALLY local. More than the grocery stores~.”

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 (parody) @theblackspider.bsky.social · Jul 10

he’s got a hole that would love some of dat Johnny milk~.

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 (parody) @theblackspider.bsky.social · Jul 8

“ I’ll be more than happy to have that man’s locally made, vitamin rich milk~”

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𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 (parody) @theblackspider.bsky.social · Jul 8

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𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 (parody) @theblackspider.bsky.social · Jul 8

he has no idea~

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 (parody) @theblackspider.bsky.social · Jul 8

STEALS A KISS AND BOLTS!

“ Y’all I kissed Bruce fucking Wayne.”

BRUCE WAYNE. @gothamshadow.bsky.social · Jul 7

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This... was shocking. For Bruce Wayne.

"I— uh," should he call the security? "Welcome," he said instead, with his best public persona smile.

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 (parody) @theblackspider.bsky.social · Jul 7

Gonna give him a real menace.

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𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐈𝐍𝐃𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐑 @weathermixtress.bsky.social · Jul 7

Stolen from Dagger

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𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 (parody) @theblackspider.bsky.social · Jul 6

“ Hm.”

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Elsa. @assailthevile.bsky.social · Dec 15

“When things go bump in the night, I bump back.”

An independent portrayal of Elsa Bloodstone. Monster hunter, archaeologist, tea enthusiast, firearms buff.

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𝐁𝐑𝐎𝐍𝐙𝐄 𝐓𝐈𝐆𝐄𝐑 @tigeredbronze.bsky.social · Jul 4

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𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 (parody) @theblackspider.bsky.social · Jul 4

Eric decided it was time to lock in on his target: @spy-omicron.sunder.my

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𝗗𝗼𝗰𝘁𝗼𝗿 𝗙𝗮𝘁𝗲 @sonofpharaohs.bsky.social · Jul 4

;; Made a Bronze Tiger and Jade Tiger (for when there’s more on the character).

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𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 (parody) @theblackspider.bsky.social · Jun 30

“ How do y’all show off food burnt to a crisp happily and with ya whole chest?”

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Damian Wayne @robin0fgotham.bsky.social · Oct 24

“I am Damian Wayne. Son of the Bat, and Grandson to the demons head.”

🦇Semi-Cannon portrayal of Damian.

🦇/Mun is 20+. Follow if you want he’s 18+ for language and gore. NO LEWD./

🦇Dark Themes.

🦇#Serpentine

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