Elsa.
@assailthevile.bsky.social
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To vanquish horrors and assail the vile. | Hunter, fighter, survivor, sister. (RP/parody) #Penrose
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assailthevile.bsky.social
“When things go bump in the night, I bump back.”

An independent portrayal of Elsa Bloodstone. Monster hunter, archaeologist, tea enthusiast, firearms buff.
Reposted by Elsa.
mysticalphysician.bsky.social
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ivegotsystems.bsky.social
"Нe leғт мe anoтнer ιnнerιтance, aѕ well.”

~ 21+ #SmutlessRP
~ #Marvel #WerewolfByNight
~ MV/Selectively MS
~ #FriendOfTed

Penned by #Scripturient
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assailthevile.bsky.social
📲 The sun, yes

📲 Glittery, never seen one
assailthevile.bsky.social
📲 I know for a fact they do

📲 In both ways
assailthevile.bsky.social
First of all, in all the cases she used them, they weren’t in active warzones.

Second of all, regular FMJs won’t cut it against the things she was facing.
solifugae.bsky.social
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She heard that she has used explosive bullets. Which she would like to remind her are a war crime.
assailthevile.bsky.social
“Sounds like a horrible morning for you.

Only have tea on me, though.”
assailthevile.bsky.social
Very, very understandable. Working through biases and preconceptions is a Herculean effort.
uncannyspiderman.bsky.social
@assailthevile.bsky.social

We aren't close.

Monster hunters I don't typically trust - too many hunt mutants and even more don't ask questions they ought to.

You're different, but it's hard to look past.
assailthevile.bsky.social
“They’re fought. Kept myself busy. Got two extra siblings since the last time we talked.” Kei probably only knew Cullen.

“How’s the gang at Monster island?”
assailthevile.bsky.social
Just a joke, don’t you worry. But please, try not to spam me with Scrabble questions.

And it does, doesn’t it? Found out this exact shade worked well for me and…kept with it from then on.
nomorehunting.bsky.social
By the /minute/? Wow. It's almost like I never left 1980!

[Rubbing his neck.]

Hey, has anyone ever told you that you have like, a really nice color of hair?

It's like.

Woosh.
assailthevile.bsky.social
Right…I believe you. I charge by the minute for phone consultations, by the way.
assailthevile.bsky.social
“Sounds like a great offer to me. And appreciate it, really.”
assailthevile.bsky.social
Right…I believe you. I charge by the minute for phone consultations, by the way.
nomorehunting.bsky.social
[Eyeing it curiously, sticking it in his utility belt, along with his phone.]

Okay, but if you happen to get a call at midnight tonight asking for help with supernatural Scrabble words, it wasn't me!
assailthevile.bsky.social
[Slipping a business card for Bloodstone Curios for him.] Here, this should work.

If I can help, then feel free to ring me.
assailthevile.bsky.social
Suuuure, he knew. “Just catching up. Been a second, hasn’t it?” She glances at the book. It’s fine, gives it some character.
assailthevile.bsky.social
Geeeeently bumps @keikawade.bsky.social on the shoulder. “Hey, you.”
Reposted by Elsa.
keikawade.bsky.social
“Am I in some kind of trouble?

Because we were just trying to help...
and it 𝘄𝗮𝘀 sort of a monster-based situation.”
assailthevile.bsky.social
[Slipping a business card for Bloodstone Curios for him.] Here, this should work.

If I can help, then feel free to ring me.
nomorehunting.bsky.social
Well, hey if I run into Lizard I'll be sure to give you a call.

... Do I even have your phone number? Hold on.

[Digging through his hidden utility belt.]
assailthevile.bsky.social
Not much, really. Just checking to see nobody’s been dragged into the sewers and eaten or something like that. Can never be too complacent in this city.
assailthevile.bsky.social
“I’ll just have those. And if you ever find any monsters in need of shooting, now you know where to go.”
Reposted by Elsa.
vigilant-e11.bsky.social
𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘶𝘴, 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘮𝘢𝘺 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘮𝘺𝘴𝘤𝘪𝘳𝘢.
assailthevile.bsky.social
Truce it is, then. I think both of us could use the little extra peace and quiet, after all.
bloodhunting.bsky.social
Very advanced age....

I'm going to make an attempt not to take that personally.

And instead offer a truce—
assailthevile.bsky.social
Can you blame me for being careful? Still, that’s good news for both of us. You don’t start anything, I won’t start anything. That, I guarantee.

I’ve had three siblings dropped on my lap with zero prep, some of them literally. I think you’ll be able to deal. Put that very advanced age to good use.
assailthevile.bsky.social
Not much, really. Just checking to see nobody’s been dragged into the sewers and eaten or something like that. Can never be too complacent in this city.
nomorehunting.bsky.social
Better question, to what do I owe this pleasure, Ms. Bloodstone?
assailthevile.bsky.social
Problems and shenanigans, I’m willing to wager.
assailthevile.bsky.social
Can you blame me for being careful? Still, that’s good news for both of us. You don’t start anything, I won’t start anything. That, I guarantee.

I’ve had three siblings dropped on my lap with zero prep, some of them literally. I think you’ll be able to deal. Put that very advanced age to good use.
bloodhunting.bsky.social
Ah, yes. Of course. Intending to find the truth of the matter to see if you need to still strike me down?

I assure you, I don't care to be the Dracula I was. But I will if I must for the sake of my family — so don't get any ideas.

A father again at my age, I have my work cut out for me.
assailthevile.bsky.social
It is a bit of a self-congratulating, too. With you taking care of kids, that means you’re probably going to stay retired, which is good news for the two of us.

I have my hands full dealing with two young siblings (and one not-so-very young). Two babies? Good luck, I mean it.
assailthevile.bsky.social
“Elsa Bloodstone,” she offers a smirk as she shows the gun off to Cain.

“Bloody well think they probably won’t. Appreciate it, by the way.”
assailthevile.bsky.social
It is a bit of a self-congratulating, too. With you taking care of kids, that means you’re probably going to stay retired, which is good news for the two of us.

I have my hands full dealing with two young siblings (and one not-so-very young). Two babies? Good luck, I mean it.
bloodhunting.bsky.social
Quite an interesting twist of fate given our grand history— you here? Congratulating me? This discussion alone is near maddening.

But yes, that much is true. What's more is I remain retired and have no need to persue old endevors.

...They're twins.
assailthevile.bsky.social
That’s the thing about the grapevine, isn’t it? It’s a big bloody game of Telephone.

Regardless, ahem. Children. That part is true, yeah?
assailthevile.bsky.social
// Just because I’m getting back on here, showing off my giant copy of Monsters Unleashed.

Elsa for scale.
assailthevile.bsky.social
That’s the thing about the grapevine, isn’t it? It’s a big bloody game of Telephone.

Regardless, ahem. Children. That part is true, yeah?
bloodhunting.bsky.social
That was an exaggeration —

I held no children in my womb... Don't spread that. Who is spreading that? I don't have a womb. What are you hearing?

I'll kill anyone who spreads misinformation.
assailthevile.bsky.social
So what I’ve been hearing through the grapevine is true, then.

Much as it feels so out of habit for me, suppose congratulations are in order.