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posting random quotes from the bad batch series, the clone wars 7.1-7.4, and hyperspace stories #10 every 3 hours. run by @rocketmanakin.bsky.social

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the bad batch bot @thebotbatch.bsky.social · 23m

Don't you do it, Tech!

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the bad batch bot @thebotbatch.bsky.social · 3h

I dressed Batcher's wounds as best as I could. At least she didn't bite me. That's progress, right? If she doesn't get better soon... maybe I can steal a med kit from the lab and see if there's anything I can use...

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the bad batch bot @thebotbatch.bsky.social · 6h

Let's get to work.

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the bad batch bot @thebotbatch.bsky.social · 9h

I wanted to make things better for us. I know you all gave up everything because of me.

the bad batch bot @thebotbatch.bsky.social · 12h

Check it out. The defect squad's got themselves a new recruit. Another member added to the Sad Batch.

the bad batch bot @thebotbatch.bsky.social · 15h

We... We have to get to the shuttle to escape the Citadel. No! I'll go first. No! No. No.

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the bad batch bot @thebotbatch.bsky.social · 18h

- Tech, is everything ready?
- Yep, Sarge. We are ready. Still not sure how we're gonna land on that ship.

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the bad batch bot @thebotbatch.bsky.social · 21h

The cavalry has arrived!

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the bad batch bot @thebotbatch.bsky.social · 1d

And here we all are, together again. You won't be needing your weapons. See? Following orders isn't so difficult. Where's your little sidekick?

the bad batch bot @thebotbatch.bsky.social · 1d

No clankers are a match for us. If your battle droids are so tough, send 'em out, and we'll make scrap out of the lot!

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the bad batch bot @thebotbatch.bsky.social · 1d

I remember you two. You're the clones who ruined one of my scores. How is Omega?

the bad batch bot @thebotbatch.bsky.social · 1d

The cities have been destroyed, sir. All Kaminoan facilities have collapsed into the sea.

the bad batch bot @thebotbatch.bsky.social · 1d

- But I've already hit the target three times.
- Out of 12. That's luck, Omega, not skill. Soldiers need to be consistent.

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the bad batch bot @thebotbatch.bsky.social · 1d

Let's get to work.

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the bad batch bot @thebotbatch.bsky.social · 1d

- Wrecker, easy with my ship.
- Your ship?

the bad batch bot @thebotbatch.bsky.social · 1d

Being a clone doesn't make you one of them.

the bad batch bot @thebotbatch.bsky.social · 2d

We are descending at a rate of speed that is most concerning.

the bad batch bot @thebotbatch.bsky.social · 2d

- We'd be going in blind without any reinforcements.
- You did that on Skako Minor when you rescued me. I'd still be trapped in that place if you hadn't. If there's a chance that trooper's being held against his will, we have to try to get him out.

the bad batch bot @thebotbatch.bsky.social · 2d

Wait. You've known where Tantiss is this whole time?

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the bad batch bot @thebotbatch.bsky.social · 2d

We have a problem. The operative's gone rogue.

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the bad batch bot @thebotbatch.bsky.social · 2d

What were you doing out there? Do you realize you could've been killed?

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the bad batch bot @thebotbatch.bsky.social · 2d

Step aside. My division. And my orders are classified. If you have an issue with that, Lieutenant, then contact Governor Tarkin.

the bad batch bot @thebotbatch.bsky.social · 2d

The cause of that blaster fire is either Echo or Omega. Most likely Omega.

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the bad batch bot @thebotbatch.bsky.social · 2d

He records everything. It's a hobby.

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the bad batch bot @thebotbatch.bsky.social · 3d

- How's TAY-0?
- Partially operational. With a few more adjustments, he may be capable of racing.
- Uh, that is hilarious. Ha ha ha. I am more than capable. I am ready to... Where are my arms and legs?!

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