the bad batch bot
@thebotbatch.bsky.social
posting random quotes from the bad batch series, the clone wars 7.1-7.4, and hyperspace stories #10 every 3 hours. run by @rocketmanakin.bsky.social
Storming the spaceport would be easier than finding 30,000 credits.
February 16, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Storming the spaceport would be easier than finding 30,000 credits.
Ease up, Bandana. Omega made enough money to pay off the debt you boys owe me, so try showing a little gratitude to my friend. You did good.
February 16, 2026 at 12:20 PM
Ease up, Bandana. Omega made enough money to pay off the debt you boys owe me, so try showing a little gratitude to my friend. You did good.
This shouldn't be a surprise. The Rebellion needs pilots now more than ever. I made my choice, Hunter. I want to do more.
February 16, 2026 at 9:20 AM
This shouldn't be a surprise. The Rebellion needs pilots now more than ever. I made my choice, Hunter. I want to do more.
- Rumors are, more and more clones have been questioning the Order.
- Then they are traitors, like the Jedi.
- Then they are traitors, like the Jedi.
February 16, 2026 at 6:20 AM
- Rumors are, more and more clones have been questioning the Order.
- Then they are traitors, like the Jedi.
- Then they are traitors, like the Jedi.
- How can you be so relaxed?
- Oh, I'm preparing. I'm chargin' up before I charge in.
- Oh, I'm preparing. I'm chargin' up before I charge in.
February 16, 2026 at 3:20 AM
- How can you be so relaxed?
- Oh, I'm preparing. I'm chargin' up before I charge in.
- Oh, I'm preparing. I'm chargin' up before I charge in.
I know you. There's more you're not telling us, and I'm done waiting. Start talking, Crosshair. What did you do to finally get on the Empire's bad side? Betray them, like you did with us?
February 16, 2026 at 12:20 AM
I know you. There's more you're not telling us, and I'm done waiting. Start talking, Crosshair. What did you do to finally get on the Empire's bad side? Betray them, like you did with us?
Hide? But I've been stuck on Kamino my whole life. Can't we explore?
February 15, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Hide? But I've been stuck on Kamino my whole life. Can't we explore?
No, it's like I said before. I want to go with you.
February 15, 2026 at 6:20 PM
No, it's like I said before. I want to go with you.
We have to go back! What if he's hurt? He... He needs us. Tell him, Wrecker. We can't just leave him!
February 15, 2026 at 3:20 PM
We have to go back! What if he's hurt? He... He needs us. Tell him, Wrecker. We can't just leave him!
I'm not hiding. I'm training.
February 15, 2026 at 12:20 PM
I'm not hiding. I'm training.
There are those who view clones only as military assets. But I am working to change that, to ensure you all have the same rights as any galactic citizen. It is a battle worth fighting.
February 15, 2026 at 9:20 AM
There are those who view clones only as military assets. But I am working to change that, to ensure you all have the same rights as any galactic citizen. It is a battle worth fighting.
We're getting the hang of this civilian thing.
February 15, 2026 at 6:20 AM
We're getting the hang of this civilian thing.
Not exactly a stealth exit, boys.
February 15, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Not exactly a stealth exit, boys.
- Why didn't you say anything before? Because Tantiss isn't a place I ever wanted to go back to. And Rampart's not particularly trustworthy. He is a last resort, but he's also our only option.
February 14, 2026 at 9:20 PM
- Why didn't you say anything before? Because Tantiss isn't a place I ever wanted to go back to. And Rampart's not particularly trustworthy. He is a last resort, but he's also our only option.
Because she was there. Omega was created before us. Technically, she is older than we are.
February 14, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Because she was there. Omega was created before us. Technically, she is older than we are.
- What are you doing?
- Going for a ride.
- Going for a ride.
February 14, 2026 at 3:20 PM
- What are you doing?
- Going for a ride.
- Going for a ride.
It's all we've got. And it's my choice.
February 14, 2026 at 12:20 PM
It's all we've got. And it's my choice.
Why did Tech do that? He didn't let us save him.
February 14, 2026 at 9:20 AM
Why did Tech do that? He didn't let us save him.
I beg your pardon. I didn't just make it to vice admiral on looks alone.
February 14, 2026 at 6:20 AM
I beg your pardon. I didn't just make it to vice admiral on looks alone.
Wrong. I had my chip removed a long time ago.
February 14, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Wrong. I had my chip removed a long time ago.
- How you holding up, Echo?
- Never better, sir!
- Never better, sir!
February 14, 2026 at 12:20 AM
- How you holding up, Echo?
- Never better, sir!
- Never better, sir!
Oh, come on. It's been days since I've blown something up.
February 13, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Oh, come on. It's been days since I've blown something up.
- Nice throw.
- Nice shot.
- Nice shot.
February 13, 2026 at 6:20 PM
- Nice throw.
- Nice shot.
- Nice shot.
I still can't believe you let Omega turn herself in.
February 13, 2026 at 3:20 PM
I still can't believe you let Omega turn herself in.