the bad batch bot
@thebotbatch.bsky.social
posting random quotes from the bad batch series, the clone wars 7.1-7.4, and hyperspace stories #10 every 3 hours. run by @rocketmanakin.bsky.social
- I'm surprised you came to find me. They must have told you all about the things I've done.
- They did. But you also stuck around instead of leaving, so I think you're trying to help me. And you like us. I can tell.
- They did. But you also stuck around instead of leaving, so I think you're trying to help me. And you like us. I can tell.
November 30, 2025 at 11:15 AM
- I'm surprised you came to find me. They must have told you all about the things I've done.
- They did. But you also stuck around instead of leaving, so I think you're trying to help me. And you like us. I can tell.
- They did. But you also stuck around instead of leaving, so I think you're trying to help me. And you like us. I can tell.
I found a new stuffy!
November 30, 2025 at 8:15 AM
I found a new stuffy!
Tech, open this door.
November 30, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Tech, open this door.
Whoa! Whoa! Oh, no! What is that thing? I don't like it! I don't like it! It's trying to get me! Whoa!
November 30, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Whoa! Whoa! Oh, no! What is that thing? I don't like it! I don't like it! It's trying to get me! Whoa!
Hunter, I'm stuck on the conveyor. I need help.
November 29, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Hunter, I'm stuck on the conveyor. I need help.
Better to feel something than nothing, old buddy.
November 29, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Better to feel something than nothing, old buddy.
Stick by my side, and stay down.
November 29, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Stick by my side, and stay down.
- I get my own comm device?
- Technically, it was Crosshair's, but he doesn't appear to need it.
- Technically, it was Crosshair's, but he doesn't appear to need it.
November 29, 2025 at 2:15 PM
- I get my own comm device?
- Technically, it was Crosshair's, but he doesn't appear to need it.
- Technically, it was Crosshair's, but he doesn't appear to need it.
Well, I'm not scared of nothing. I just... When I'm up real high, I got a problem with gravity.
November 29, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Well, I'm not scared of nothing. I just... When I'm up real high, I got a problem with gravity.
- How can you be so relaxed?
- Oh, I'm preparing. I'm chargin' up before I charge in.
- Oh, I'm preparing. I'm chargin' up before I charge in.
November 29, 2025 at 8:15 AM
- How can you be so relaxed?
- Oh, I'm preparing. I'm chargin' up before I charge in.
- Oh, I'm preparing. I'm chargin' up before I charge in.
Now, look. I need to clean your wound for it to get better. It'll only hurt for a second, so put those teeth away and behave. See? That's not so bad.
November 29, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Now, look. I need to clean your wound for it to get better. It'll only hurt for a second, so put those teeth away and behave. See? That's not so bad.
We are nothing like clankers.
November 29, 2025 at 2:15 AM
We are nothing like clankers.
You weren't loyal to me. I was one of you. You may have forgotten, but I haven't. And it's why I'm going to give you what you never gave me: a chance.
November 28, 2025 at 11:15 PM
You weren't loyal to me. I was one of you. You may have forgotten, but I haven't. And it's why I'm going to give you what you never gave me: a chance.
I'm putting an end to Tambor's little science experiment.
November 28, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I'm putting an end to Tambor's little science experiment.
Echo, I'm sorry, but I just don't think you're ready for battle yet.
November 28, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Echo, I'm sorry, but I just don't think you're ready for battle yet.
You found my Lula!
November 28, 2025 at 2:15 PM
You found my Lula!
-Omega, has Chopper deactivated the perimeter cannons?
- No, but Hera and I are working on it. Just don't shoot down our shuttle.
- No, but Hera and I are working on it. Just don't shoot down our shuttle.
November 28, 2025 at 11:15 AM
-Omega, has Chopper deactivated the perimeter cannons?
- No, but Hera and I are working on it. Just don't shoot down our shuttle.
- No, but Hera and I are working on it. Just don't shoot down our shuttle.
Omega. If you ever need us, we'll be there.
November 28, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Omega. If you ever need us, we'll be there.
Inspecting every corner of the ship finally tired her out.
November 28, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Inspecting every corner of the ship finally tired her out.
- I’ve heard mixed things about these guys.
- They have a 100% success rate.
- It’s not that they win, it’s how they win that worries me.
- They have a 100% success rate.
- It’s not that they win, it’s how they win that worries me.
November 28, 2025 at 2:15 AM
- I’ve heard mixed things about these guys.
- They have a 100% success rate.
- It’s not that they win, it’s how they win that worries me.
- They have a 100% success rate.
- It’s not that they win, it’s how they win that worries me.
They don't look happy to see us. Just like old times, huh?
November 27, 2025 at 11:15 PM
They don't look happy to see us. Just like old times, huh?
Hunter, the creature is the same species that attacked Coruscant during the war. You must not let it get near the power grid, or it will increase exponentially in size.
November 27, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Hunter, the creature is the same species that attacked Coruscant during the war. You must not let it get near the power grid, or it will increase exponentially in size.
- You didn't think to warn us about these raiders before?
- No, they were all dealt with.
- And how do you know that?
- Take a guess.
- No, they were all dealt with.
- And how do you know that?
- Take a guess.
November 27, 2025 at 5:15 PM
- You didn't think to warn us about these raiders before?
- No, they were all dealt with.
- And how do you know that?
- Take a guess.
- No, they were all dealt with.
- And how do you know that?
- Take a guess.
If you need anything Rex, just say the word.
November 27, 2025 at 2:15 PM
If you need anything Rex, just say the word.
Tech, open this door.
November 27, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Tech, open this door.