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@thedazeel.bsky.social

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🇬🇧 UK Video Game Enthusiast 🏆 PSN Trophy Hunter 🎮 PlayStation & Nintendo ❤️ Enjoys: Resident Evil, Metal Gear Solid, Crash Bandicoot, Ratchet & Clank, Fallout, Uncharted, Little Nightmares, Sly Cooper, Control, Oddworld, God of War, Super Mario, Astro Bot

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D A Z E E L @thedazeel.bsky.social · 1d

Platinum No. 756

The Greyhill Incident

D A Z E E L @thedazeel.bsky.social · 1h

Anything’s possible. 💁‍♂️

D A Z E E L @thedazeel.bsky.social · 4h

But think of all that lovely Path Tracing!

D A Z E E L @thedazeel.bsky.social · 4h

I don’t think I’ve had coins around my home for five years. Always use contactless, we never carry any cash.

D A Z E E L @thedazeel.bsky.social · 5h

Refreshing, if not a little tart in taste.

D A Z E E L @thedazeel.bsky.social · 5h

Good luck! 🤞

D A Z E E L @thedazeel.bsky.social · 13h

I’m beat.
Goodnight, folks. 😴

D A Z E E L @thedazeel.bsky.social · 14h

Get that PS6 mortgage application in now before interest rates goes up!

D A Z E E L @thedazeel.bsky.social · 16h

A keyboard. Just a normal wired keyboard.

D A Z E E L @thedazeel.bsky.social · 16h

If you do the math, this joke implies the PS6 will be £1792. 😜

D A Z E E L @thedazeel.bsky.social · 16h

Back in the day I bought a cheap USB keyboard to plug into my PS3 and it was better.

D A Z E E L @thedazeel.bsky.social · 17h

I had one… it wasn’t great.

D A Z E E L @thedazeel.bsky.social · 17h

Same. I was there on launch night but I couldn’t ever really get into it.

D A Z E E L @thedazeel.bsky.social · 17h

The 360 one was honestly more ergonomically pleasing. Better design.

D A Z E E L @thedazeel.bsky.social · 17h

Was excited about it back in the day.

D A Z E E L @thedazeel.bsky.social · 17h

Whew. Size of a surfboard. You can literally surf the web.

D A Z E E L @thedazeel.bsky.social · 19h

Game console goes brrrrr

D A Z E E L @thedazeel.bsky.social · 19h

Mark Cerny hinting at PlayStation 6 coming in a few years. That’s plenty of time to get saving, if I put away £2 a day starting today I should be halfway there by 2027! 🙌

D A Z E E L @thedazeel.bsky.social · 21h

The year is 2009 and you’re using this to chat with your buddies on PlayStation Home.

D A Z E E L @thedazeel.bsky.social · 22h

🤝

D A Z E E L @thedazeel.bsky.social · 22h

I just love bargains, basically. 💁‍♂️

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D A Z E E L @thedazeel.bsky.social · 1d

I used to get annoyed at the phrase “stay in your lane” but honestly in recent years I’ve embraced it.

D A Z E E L @thedazeel.bsky.social · 23h

Whew, taking your time indeed.

D A Z E E L @thedazeel.bsky.social · 1d

I used to pack up and take my PS1 over to my grandparents’ if I was staying over there for the whole day if both my parents were working during the school holidays. I’ve fond memories of playing Oddworld on a little CRT in my nan’s dining room.

D A Z E E L @thedazeel.bsky.social · 1d

I used to get annoyed at the phrase “stay in your lane” but honestly in recent years I’ve embraced it.

D A Z E E L @thedazeel.bsky.social · 1d

It runs fine and the visuals are nice. There’s genuinely an unsettling atmosphere as you avoid the aliens, but the gameplay is pretty bland and the story is practically nonexistent.