theDickThinker
@thedickthinker.bsky.social
Pittsburgher, punker, oily bohunk, Slava Ukraine.
Does this make my psyche look weird?
January 31, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Does this make my psyche look weird?
So Pittsburgh has been Peterborough Ontario for a week. I'm acclimated, step outside for a spliff, it's one degree. I'm in pj's and slides.
January 31, 2026 at 2:07 AM
So Pittsburgh has been Peterborough Ontario for a week. I'm acclimated, step outside for a spliff, it's one degree. I'm in pj's and slides.
I am the priest
Of the temple
Of Syrinx
That is all.
Of the temple
Of Syrinx
That is all.
January 31, 2026 at 12:14 AM
I am the priest
Of the temple
Of Syrinx
That is all.
Of the temple
Of Syrinx
That is all.
Oh no, Catherine O'Hara. Such a wonderfully funny and beautiful woman. She is one of my all time favorites.
January 30, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Oh no, Catherine O'Hara. Such a wonderfully funny and beautiful woman. She is one of my all time favorites.
I'm here to practice my soliloquy.
January 29, 2026 at 11:34 PM
I'm here to practice my soliloquy.
The trouble with trivets.
January 26, 2026 at 10:56 PM
The trouble with trivets.
Listening to a session of Traffic with Jimi Hendrix.
Jeeeez! Steve Winwood and Hendrix alternating riffs.
Killer!
Jeeeez! Steve Winwood and Hendrix alternating riffs.
Killer!
January 25, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Listening to a session of Traffic with Jimi Hendrix.
Jeeeez! Steve Winwood and Hendrix alternating riffs.
Killer!
Jeeeez! Steve Winwood and Hendrix alternating riffs.
Killer!
Get your steel shanks on, it's piling up!
January 25, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Get your steel shanks on, it's piling up!
Buck Owens or Mr Wiggles?
January 25, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Buck Owens or Mr Wiggles?
Mike Seate! Mike efkin Seate! Mad Mike! Friend I haven't seen at least in 20 years! Christ he's big!
January 24, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Mike Seate! Mike efkin Seate! Mad Mike! Friend I haven't seen at least in 20 years! Christ he's big!
Listen to Killdozer then you'll have something to talk about at dinner.
January 24, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Listen to Killdozer then you'll have something to talk about at dinner.
T just voiced what I think is a broadly held sentiment:
I want my new phone to be my old phone.
I want my new phone to be my old phone.
January 24, 2026 at 5:02 PM
T just voiced what I think is a broadly held sentiment:
I want my new phone to be my old phone.
I want my new phone to be my old phone.
So how do you like Gem Apples?
January 24, 2026 at 1:12 AM
So how do you like Gem Apples?
Waiter, there's a giant ant in my highball
January 23, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Waiter, there's a giant ant in my highball
Marilyn Manson and Rob Zombie are touring together. That's like a turd with a free booger on it.
January 23, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Marilyn Manson and Rob Zombie are touring together. That's like a turd with a free booger on it.
I can attest to the validity of the caption.
January 22, 2026 at 12:10 AM
I can attest to the validity of the caption.
I saw Grandmaster Flash on Xavier Riddle. Pretty cool.
January 21, 2026 at 12:35 AM
I saw Grandmaster Flash on Xavier Riddle. Pretty cool.
Nipple-Chipper out there tonight! 4 degrees.
January 20, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Nipple-Chipper out there tonight! 4 degrees.
Is your kid sabotaging your BeyBlades?
Is your cat lying about having been fed?
Is your cat lying about having been fed?
January 19, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Is your kid sabotaging your BeyBlades?
Is your cat lying about having been fed?
Is your cat lying about having been fed?
I'm the bandaid in the casserole.
January 16, 2026 at 11:12 PM
I'm the bandaid in the casserole.
How many years do you keep Switch controllers that don't work?
January 16, 2026 at 12:20 AM
How many years do you keep Switch controllers that don't work?
The Spectrum is where the fun is!
January 15, 2026 at 11:34 PM
The Spectrum is where the fun is!
Are there still tangerines?
They used to be huge, they had a Bowl!
They used to be huge, they had a Bowl!
January 14, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Are there still tangerines?
They used to be huge, they had a Bowl!
They used to be huge, they had a Bowl!
"you said nothing that sounded like a joke". --8 yo
January 10, 2026 at 12:09 AM
"you said nothing that sounded like a joke". --8 yo