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theDickThinker
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theDickThinker @thedickthinker.bsky.social · 18h
Finally, the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is legitimate with the induction of Jack White.
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theDickThinker @thedickthinker.bsky.social · 1d
I saw Werner Herzog at Uni-Mart.
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theDickThinker @thedickthinker.bsky.social · 3d
No cussin! Ya butt.
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theDickThinker @thedickthinker.bsky.social · 3d
Wow, that's a beauty.
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theDickThinker @thedickthinker.bsky.social · 3d
Five dollar foot long!
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theDickThinker @thedickthinker.bsky.social · 4d
Grisham x 1000!
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theDickThinker @thedickthinker.bsky.social · 5d
Just read that the Chili peppers drummer set up a scholarship for musicians in his parents name. Good on him.
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theDickThinker @thedickthinker.bsky.social · 6d
They respect my knowledge and opinion? Who are these idiots?
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theDickThinker @thedickthinker.bsky.social · 6d
Just a cherry picker and a butter knife or two. But if I had a cherry picker, not sure I'd need anything else.
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theDickThinker @thedickthinker.bsky.social · 6d
Socialist, I hear.
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theDickThinker @thedickthinker.bsky.social · 6d
If those were preserved for at least a millennium in brine at an old man bar they'd be perfect.
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theDickThinker @thedickthinker.bsky.social · 7d
I thought it was an old NHL logo.
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theDickThinker @thedickthinker.bsky.social · 9d
Missed alt text: a sadly over cooked frozen pizza.
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theDickThinker @thedickthinker.bsky.social · 9d
Scary enough?
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theDickThinker @thedickthinker.bsky.social · 9d
I want my MTV.
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theDickThinker @thedickthinker.bsky.social · 10d
He can have sex for like 37 hours straight. Plus he's white.
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theDickThinker @thedickthinker.bsky.social · 11d
Yep.
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theDickThinker @thedickthinker.bsky.social · 11d
As I recall, I had to have my girlfriend there to drive me home. I was sure I could drive. I couldn't even walk for a couple hours but it was a nice silly. All I wanted was to eat something terrible, an Italian hoagie!
Who puts mayo on an Italian?
If I wasn't so high, I would've sought vengeance.
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theDickThinker @thedickthinker.bsky.social · 11d
It's Verr Sells.
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theDickThinker @thedickthinker.bsky.social · 11d
Perhaps they should be masked.
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theDickThinker @thedickthinker.bsky.social · 11d
Let's furlough him.
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theDickThinker @thedickthinker.bsky.social · 12d
You know who needs my tax dollars? Professional golfers and their fans.
"US Golf Association asks Pennsylvania for $5 million grant to build new bridge at Oakmont."
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theDickThinker @thedickthinker.bsky.social · 13d
That was 1994 and we're still in touch.
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theDickThinker @thedickthinker.bsky.social · 13d
One time a girl came to my house to hang out for the first time. She brought two 80 oz bottles of OE. She brought the woe.
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theDickThinker @thedickthinker.bsky.social · 13d
The older I get, the more certain I am that I actually know him, fully aware at the same time that I never met him.
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