theDickThinker
@thedickthinker.bsky.social
Pittsburgher, punker, oily bohunk, Slava Ukraine.
It all comes back to Bill Mazeroski.
January 3, 2026 at 2:33 AM
It all comes back to Bill Mazeroski.
Not so much resemblance as gestalt. That's it!
January 3, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Not so much resemblance as gestalt. That's it!
I called it the Sauvage until I realized it was a mullet. Very European at first.
January 3, 2026 at 1:58 AM
I called it the Sauvage until I realized it was a mullet. Very European at first.
Definitely a panther. I know, I was in the army.
January 3, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Definitely a panther. I know, I was in the army.
Jartlesville! Clackers Corner!
January 2, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Jartlesville! Clackers Corner!
Shartlesville, Pennsylvania Roadside America!
January 2, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Shartlesville, Pennsylvania Roadside America!
Scars and memories all we got of the 70s.
January 2, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Scars and memories all we got of the 70s.
Dude, you really got a narrow 'it' down.
January 2, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Dude, you really got a narrow 'it' down.
I bring the important issue to light!
January 2, 2026 at 7:02 PM
I bring the important issue to light!
Celebrity is a pool of non-distinction.
January 2, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Celebrity is a pool of non-distinction.
Nobody has this problem with Steve Buscemi, a man of real distinction.
January 2, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Nobody has this problem with Steve Buscemi, a man of real distinction.
NFL catch is much like the square root of a negative number, trust us, and we can move on.
January 2, 2026 at 5:34 PM
NFL catch is much like the square root of a negative number, trust us, and we can move on.
You could have said "here's a woodpecker!" No, you make a little joke and I have to go around with this song in my head clinging like Funyon breath!
January 2, 2026 at 5:30 PM
You could have said "here's a woodpecker!" No, you make a little joke and I have to go around with this song in my head clinging like Funyon breath!
I've got face pollution.
January 2, 2026 at 5:28 PM
I've got face pollution.
Yep, identical.
January 2, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Yep, identical.
Fishburne was Apocalypse now, I think. The other guy was either widely mocked, or wildly popular.
January 2, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Fishburne was Apocalypse now, I think. The other guy was either widely mocked, or wildly popular.
On should have always worn an eye patch. SAG should have required that.
January 2, 2026 at 5:21 PM
On should have always worn an eye patch. SAG should have required that.
I knew the truth was out there!
January 2, 2026 at 5:14 PM
I knew the truth was out there!
I just remembered the world's greatest athlete and the world's strongest man, but I remembered them both as Kurt Russell.
January 2, 2026 at 5:12 PM
I just remembered the world's greatest athlete and the world's strongest man, but I remembered them both as Kurt Russell.