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@thedisneydictator.bsky.social

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Disney's True Overlord. The Owner of Everything. Account Ran By OMEGA This Character is from South Park and is a Parody of Disney. Writer is ofc a minor so... (LEWD CAN GO DIE.) I ALSO VA PS: I own you.

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Mickey Mouse. @thedisneydictator.bsky.social · Aug 27

"NOW DO ME A FAVOR GO FUCK YOURSELF... HA HA!"

Mickey has come to own you all.

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Mickey Mouse. @thedisneydictator.bsky.social · 23d

"ARGH YOU FUCKING ################" [JESUS CHRIST MICKEY THAT'S A CHILD!?]

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐎𝐧𝐞. @b3st3arthbender.bsky.social · 23d

*this fucker runs up to him and kicks him in the crown jewels 😭*

"TAKE THAT, RAT!!"

Mickey Mouse. @thedisneydictator.bsky.social · 23d

[Mickey stormed in the room.] "The fuck are you calling me for... I'M TRYING TO BUY MIAMI."

Disney @parodydisney.bsky.social · 23d

He’s busy.

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐎𝐧𝐞. @b3st3arthbender.bsky.social · 23d

"Where's the mouse."

Mickey Mouse. @thedisneydictator.bsky.social · Aug 28

"I'm gonna buy Roblox fuck it."

Mickey Mouse. @thedisneydictator.bsky.social · Aug 28

OMEGA

I can hit this now btw

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Mickey Mouse. @thedisneydictator.bsky.social · Aug 28

"Ah... I see that now..." [Mickey looked up.] "Call me if you need anything kid... You seem good." [He'd walk off.]

✧ 𝓜𝑶𝑹𝑬 𝓣𝑯𝑨𝑵 𝓐 𝓜𝑶𝑵𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹 @destinyslight.bsky.social · Aug 28

Okay, let me specify.

Yes, I am co-licensed by Disney, but they have no power over me.

I’m pretty much free to do whatever the fuck I want.

Mickey Mouse. @thedisneydictator.bsky.social · Aug 28

[He's tapping his foot thinking...] "I'm on your fuckin' key though."

Mickey Mouse. @thedisneydictator.bsky.social · Aug 28

[He's tapping his foot thinking...] "I'm on your fuckin' key though."

✧ 𝓜𝑶𝑹𝑬 𝓣𝑯𝑨𝑵 𝓐 𝓜𝑶𝑵𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹 @destinyslight.bsky.social · Aug 28

FUCK YOU!

NO!

Mickey Mouse. @thedisneydictator.bsky.social · Aug 28

"Who the fuck are you... DO I OWN THIS GUY?"

Mickey Mouse. @thedisneydictator.bsky.social · Aug 28

"Eat a dick."

ᴍɪᴄʜᴇʟ ꜰʀᴀɴᴄᴏɪꜱ ᴍᴏᴜꜱᴇ @disneysmouse.bsky.social · Aug 28

“Another me showed up born out of Disney’s greed spawn.

Do you still have the credit cards?”

✧ 𝓜𝑶𝑹𝑬 𝓣𝑯𝑨𝑵 𝓐 𝓜𝑶𝑵𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹 @destinyslight.bsky.social · Aug 28

Ugh… have I been asleep for like, three days? That was the longest dream I’ve ever had…

Anyways, what did I miss?

Mickey Mouse. @thedisneydictator.bsky.social · Aug 28

"Who the fuck are you... DO I OWN THIS GUY?"

✧ 𝓜𝑶𝑹𝑬 𝓣𝑯𝑨𝑵 𝓐 𝓜𝑶𝑵𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹 @destinyslight.bsky.social · Aug 28

Ugh… have I been asleep for like, three days? That was the longest dream I’ve ever had…

Anyways, what did I miss?

Mickey Mouse. @thedisneydictator.bsky.social · Aug 27

"I'd rather any Mickey that isn't all that Good Hearted Bullshit that can go fuck off for all I care."

Disney @parodydisney.bsky.social · Aug 27

Yeah.... Actually I have another Mickey born from me you could potentially get along.

Not the real Mickey, he can go die in a fire for all we care.

Mickey Mouse. @thedisneydictator.bsky.social · Aug 27

"Oh true... Disney does kick alot of ass."

Mickey Mouse. @thedisneydictator.bsky.social · Aug 27

"MINNIE WAS JUST A STUPID BITCH LIKE THE REST OF OUR 'FRIENDS!' WHO NEEDS FRIENDS THOUGH I OWN EVERYTHING IN MY WORLD I'M A FUCKING GOD! YOUR JUST A WASHED UP OLD MAN... ha ha."

ᴍɪᴄʜᴇʟ ꜰʀᴀɴᴄᴏɪꜱ ᴍᴏᴜꜱᴇ @disneysmouse.bsky.social · Aug 27

“ONLY IN YOUR DEMENTED MIND. BOTH YOU AND DISNEY ARE BOTH EQUALLY BAD, AND IT SHOWS. WHAT, DID YOUR MINNIE BETRAY YOU FOR MORTIMER AFTER WHAT YOU’VE DONE?!”

Mickey Mouse. @thedisneydictator.bsky.social · Aug 27

"WALT WAS AN ANTI-SEMETIC COCKSUCKING ASSHOLE... WHEN I TOOK OVER DISNEY TRUELY KNEW WHAT IT WAS."

Mickey Mouse. @thedisneydictator.bsky.social · Aug 27

"Oh true... Disney does kick alot of ass."

Disney @parodydisney.bsky.social · Aug 27

Did you forget we both own Star Wars?

Mickey Mouse. @thedisneydictator.bsky.social · Aug 27

"I don't appreciate anything you do and I'm not your damn apprentice."

Mickey Mouse. @thedisneydictator.bsky.social · Aug 27

"WALT WAS AN ANTI-SEMETIC COCKSUCKING ASSHOLE... WHEN I TOOK OVER DISNEY TRUELY KNEW WHAT IT WAS."

ᴍɪᴄʜᴇʟ ꜰʀᴀɴᴄᴏɪꜱ ᴍᴏᴜꜱᴇ @disneysmouse.bsky.social · Aug 27

“Not for me. I use the money for my OWN living. Do you really think this is what Walt would’ve wanted?!”

Mickey Mouse. @thedisneydictator.bsky.social · Aug 27

"Greed actually makes us Money... All this kiddie shit you do gets you nowhere but more controversy."

Mickey Mouse. @thedisneydictator.bsky.social · Aug 27

"I don't appreciate anything you do and I'm not your damn apprentice."

Disney @parodydisney.bsky.social · Aug 27

Now that’s no way to appreciate our hunger, my apprentice.

Mickey Mouse. @thedisneydictator.bsky.social · Aug 27

"You'd better keep buying me some damn IP'S Asshole."

Mickey Mouse. @thedisneydictator.bsky.social · Aug 27

"Yeah... Now shut up dickface."

*𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝘿𝙤𝙜𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙤𝙣. @kriswantswalkies.bsky.social · Aug 27

*MICKEY?? EVIL MICKEY??? EVIL MICKEY AGAIN?????

Mickey Mouse. @thedisneydictator.bsky.social · Aug 27

"Greed actually makes us Money... All this kiddie shit you do gets you nowhere but more controversy."

ᴍɪᴄʜᴇʟ ꜰʀᴀɴᴄᴏɪꜱ ᴍᴏᴜꜱᴇ @disneysmouse.bsky.social · Aug 27

“At least it’s better than being born out of Disney’s greedspawn.”

Mickey Mouse. @thedisneydictator.bsky.social · Aug 27

"Look at you... You're a fuckin' pansy! You kept all that good hearted vibes Bullshit... I ACTUALLY TRIED... ha ha."

Mickey Mouse. @thedisneydictator.bsky.social · Aug 27

"You'd better keep buying me some damn IP'S Asshole."

Disney @parodydisney.bsky.social · Aug 27

Now buying the RWBY IP from Viz Media.

Mickey Mouse. @thedisneydictator.bsky.social · Aug 27

"Look at you... You're a fuckin' pansy! You kept all that good hearted vibes Bullshit... I ACTUALLY TRIED... ha ha."

ᴍɪᴄʜᴇʟ ꜰʀᴀɴᴄᴏɪꜱ ᴍᴏᴜꜱᴇ @disneysmouse.bsky.social · Aug 27

“Get a load of this fella.

He’s actually one himself when I have nothing to do with it.”

Mickey Mouse. @thedisneydictator.bsky.social · Aug 27

"Jesus this place looks like shit... Who the fuck reminded me of this because I'm gonna beat their ass."

Mickey Mouse. @thedisneydictator.bsky.social · Aug 27

"Who the fuck is this asshole... Ha Ha."

ᴍɪᴄʜᴇʟ ꜰʀᴀɴᴄᴏɪꜱ ᴍᴏᴜꜱᴇ @disneysmouse.bsky.social · Aug 27

“Oh god, no. Not another me ruining my image as a silly little guy.”

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Mickey Mouse. @thedisneydictator.bsky.social · Aug 27

"NOW DO ME A FAVOR GO FUCK YOURSELF... HA HA!"

Mickey has come to own you all.

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Mickey Mouse. @thedisneydictator.bsky.social · Aug 27

"NOW DO ME A FAVOR GO FUCK YOURSELF... HA HA!"

Mickey has come to own you all.

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