Alyssa "Dooks" Al-Dookhi
@thedookness.bsky.social
they/them
Head Writer @abortionfront ✨
I sang Garth Brooks on Netflix once 🎶🤠
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Head Writer @abortionfront ✨
I sang Garth Brooks on Netflix once 🎶🤠
🏳️⚧️🇰🇼
Being friends with artists is so annoying, like what do you mean we can't watch this movie bc the guy you hate from improv camp has a walk-on?
February 9, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Being friends with artists is so annoying, like what do you mean we can't watch this movie bc the guy you hate from improv camp has a walk-on?
How much water has been wasted giving Jeff Rosenbaum the chin he never had in those preposterous AI Rosenbaum Injury Law commercials?
January 20, 2026 at 9:26 PM
How much water has been wasted giving Jeff Rosenbaum the chin he never had in those preposterous AI Rosenbaum Injury Law commercials?
Between the new season of the Traitors and planning my wedding, I will be unreachable for the foreseeable future. Thank you for understanding
January 8, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Between the new season of the Traitors and planning my wedding, I will be unreachable for the foreseeable future. Thank you for understanding
When Joan Cusack plays the villain >>>>
December 17, 2025 at 8:46 PM
When Joan Cusack plays the villain >>>>
For those of us Millenials who have gone from leading the cousin walk to hosting Thanksgiving, today is the day to clean your pipes and bongs.
November 25, 2025 at 2:55 PM
For those of us Millenials who have gone from leading the cousin walk to hosting Thanksgiving, today is the day to clean your pipes and bongs.
Me at 8am hearing about the Trump/Clinton BJ photo
a woman says i would like to see it
ALT: a woman says i would like to see it
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Me at 8am hearing about the Trump/Clinton BJ photo
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ENDING A FILIBUSTER TO SAVE THE FILIBUSTER IS THE DUMBEST ASS SHIT I'VE EVER HEARD!!!!
November 13, 2025 at 6:41 PM
ENDING A FILIBUSTER TO SAVE THE FILIBUSTER IS THE DUMBEST ASS SHIT I'VE EVER HEARD!!!!
I'm organizing a Trans Mission trip (we build DJ schools for underprivileged children in Salt Lake City, UT).
November 13, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I'm organizing a Trans Mission trip (we build DJ schools for underprivileged children in Salt Lake City, UT).
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The announcement came Monday morning.
U.S. Supreme Court denies hearing in Kim Davis’s marriage equality challenge
The announcement came Monday morning.
bit.ly
November 10, 2025 at 4:10 PM
The announcement came Monday morning.
Some of y'all were never intimidated by the smart, hot Syrian art girly in HS and it shows.
November 10, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Some of y'all were never intimidated by the smart, hot Syrian art girly in HS and it shows.
Five minutes into Fantastic 4 movie.
Fiancé: Why take a test? Why doesn't she just invisible her uterus and look to see if she's pregnant herself?
Me:
Fiancé: Why take a test? Why doesn't she just invisible her uterus and look to see if she's pregnant herself?
Me:
November 7, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Five minutes into Fantastic 4 movie.
Fiancé: Why take a test? Why doesn't she just invisible her uterus and look to see if she's pregnant herself?
Me:
Fiancé: Why take a test? Why doesn't she just invisible her uterus and look to see if she's pregnant herself?
Me:
You have until the end of Betwanes Beek to stop pissin mt tf off.
August 29, 2025 at 11:12 PM
You have until the end of Betwanes Beek to stop pissin mt tf off.
As an Arab saying I'm occupying Lenni-Lenape land during land acknowledgement
August 20, 2025 at 4:04 PM
As an Arab saying I'm occupying Lenni-Lenape land during land acknowledgement
Christopher McDonald in Happy Gilmore 2 has me feeling a lil 😏
July 26, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Christopher McDonald in Happy Gilmore 2 has me feeling a lil 😏
The adult version of summer vacation is having the Big Brother live feeds on your second monitor at work.
July 22, 2025 at 4:10 PM
The adult version of summer vacation is having the Big Brother live feeds on your second monitor at work.
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June 28, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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How those SSRI heat warnings sound to me, a person on SSRIs
June 21, 2025 at 8:25 PM
How those SSRI heat warnings sound to me, a person on SSRIs
Reposted by Alyssa "Dooks" Al-Dookhi
Genuinely sad and insane that @marshablackburn, Jack Johnson & Sexton want to enshrine this into law instead of banning it. Deeply un-American.
June 18, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Genuinely sad and insane that @marshablackburn, Jack Johnson & Sexton want to enshrine this into law instead of banning it. Deeply un-American.
Anyone else think the AlJazeera weather man has a threatening aura
June 17, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Anyone else think the AlJazeera weather man has a threatening aura
I fucking love Garth Brooks
June 15, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I fucking love Garth Brooks
Whenever I accidentally type "yet" instead of "yes"
June 9, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Whenever I accidentally type "yet" instead of "yes"
You might be important to me, but you'll never be a cup of tea in the afternoon important to me. Nwmsayn?
May 6, 2025 at 7:05 PM
You might be important to me, but you'll never be a cup of tea in the afternoon important to me. Nwmsayn?
Having a really bad day emotionally and physically but I cling to the fact that David Suchet 🥸 was born on this day and for that there is joy in the world.
May 2, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Having a really bad day emotionally and physically but I cling to the fact that David Suchet 🥸 was born on this day and for that there is joy in the world.
Really enjoying Survivor 34: Catholic Edition aka Conclave
April 27, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Really enjoying Survivor 34: Catholic Edition aka Conclave
Gen Z will never understand the thrill of setting your text tone to exactly the first HOOTIE HOOOOOOOOO of Pass That Dutch
April 20, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Gen Z will never understand the thrill of setting your text tone to exactly the first HOOTIE HOOOOOOOOO of Pass That Dutch