The best Dave you know
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Australia’s Favourite Dave. I've never been though.
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I used to do a podcast that has officially died. I have a good mic and headset and I'm fun to talk to. If you have a podcast idea and you don't suck, DM me. But you have to say, "podcast," in the DM so I know that you are not a bot.
It's Groundhog Day... Again.
February 2, 2026 at 1:22 PM
It's Groundhog Day... Again.
You get diarrhea from Taco Bell.
I get diarrhea from anxiety.
We're not the same.
I get diarrhea from anxiety.
We're not the same.
February 1, 2026 at 7:56 PM
You get diarrhea from Taco Bell.
I get diarrhea from anxiety.
We're not the same.
I get diarrhea from anxiety.
We're not the same.
If you have crypto or AI links in your bio, I assume you want me to block you. I am very accommodating.
February 1, 2026 at 7:54 PM
If you have crypto or AI links in your bio, I assume you want me to block you. I am very accommodating.
Me: Well of course, ideally, I'd die in my sleep, peacefully.
Interviewer: I asked where you'd see yourself in five years.
Interviewer: I asked where you'd see yourself in five years.
February 1, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Me: Well of course, ideally, I'd die in my sleep, peacefully.
Interviewer: I asked where you'd see yourself in five years.
Interviewer: I asked where you'd see yourself in five years.
"Succeed at what?" The confused knight thought. "Walking over the bridge? I think I can handle that," he continued incorrectly.
January 31, 2026 at 2:39 AM
"Succeed at what?" The confused knight thought. "Walking over the bridge? I think I can handle that," he continued incorrectly.
If you have a free 5 minutes, a fun game to play is any Bethesda game until it crashes.
January 30, 2026 at 7:04 PM
If you have a free 5 minutes, a fun game to play is any Bethesda game until it crashes.
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I'm going to take this meme, but I followed so it's cool.
January 30, 2026 at 5:13 PM
I'm going to take this meme, but I followed so it's cool.
What is your hottest take about the thing that matters the least?
For me, it's the fact that VR hardware, though cool, will collect the same dust as Guitar Hero controllers.
For me, it's the fact that VR hardware, though cool, will collect the same dust as Guitar Hero controllers.
January 30, 2026 at 1:05 PM
What is your hottest take about the thing that matters the least?
For me, it's the fact that VR hardware, though cool, will collect the same dust as Guitar Hero controllers.
For me, it's the fact that VR hardware, though cool, will collect the same dust as Guitar Hero controllers.
January 29, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Indie horror game where if you get hit, you get sad and you have to eat snacks to heal your emotions but if you eat too much, you have to use the restroom (it wouldn't show it you PERV). If you don't defend the restroom well enough, you will be overtaken by the big bad.
January 29, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Indie horror game where if you get hit, you get sad and you have to eat snacks to heal your emotions but if you eat too much, you have to use the restroom (it wouldn't show it you PERV). If you don't defend the restroom well enough, you will be overtaken by the big bad.
If I could have any super power from a video game it would be having food heal my body and not just my emotions.
January 29, 2026 at 1:31 AM
If I could have any super power from a video game it would be having food heal my body and not just my emotions.
I also just realized that this is also a truism because the phrase was originated in the United States.
January 29, 2026 at 12:51 AM
I also just realized that this is also a truism because the phrase was originated in the United States.
A real game-changer is the pool table that flips over into ping-pong.
January 28, 2026 at 8:30 PM
A real game-changer is the pool table that flips over into ping-pong.
I find this comment funny
I find this comment sad
It's a great reply
To this Jew(ish person who I treasure but this party doesn't fit in the song) who is a dad.
I find this comment sad
It's a great reply
To this Jew(ish person who I treasure but this party doesn't fit in the song) who is a dad.
January 28, 2026 at 5:32 PM
I find this comment funny
I find this comment sad
It's a great reply
To this Jew(ish person who I treasure but this party doesn't fit in the song) who is a dad.
I find this comment sad
It's a great reply
To this Jew(ish person who I treasure but this party doesn't fit in the song) who is a dad.
With a balance like this, I think I can finally rule the world.
January 28, 2026 at 5:31 PM
With a balance like this, I think I can finally rule the world.
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psst…I’ll trade you some of these tears for some of them fears
November 29, 2025 at 2:36 AM
psst…I’ll trade you some of these tears for some of them fears
My OnlyFans would be me fully clothed on camera saying, "You are good enough. I am proud of you. Have that snack!"
January 28, 2026 at 4:19 PM
My OnlyFans would be me fully clothed on camera saying, "You are good enough. I am proud of you. Have that snack!"
I avoid church religiously.
January 27, 2026 at 8:58 PM
I avoid church religiously.
Pardons come later
January 27, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Pardons come later
The only way to get an ICE job is to show up drunk to the interview and you misspell your own name on the application.
January 27, 2026 at 12:17 AM
The only way to get an ICE job is to show up drunk to the interview and you misspell your own name on the application.
I want to party like it's 1999 but that's because I never got invited to any parties in 1999.
January 26, 2026 at 4:23 PM
I want to party like it's 1999 but that's because I never got invited to any parties in 1999.
If you are a closeted conservative who is following me still, I want to give you a chance to reply to me.
Is open carry a right defended by the constitution or is it a reason that ICE can summarily execute a peaceful protestor?
I really want an answer from you on this.
Is open carry a right defended by the constitution or is it a reason that ICE can summarily execute a peaceful protestor?
I really want an answer from you on this.
January 26, 2026 at 2:15 PM
If you are a closeted conservative who is following me still, I want to give you a chance to reply to me.
Is open carry a right defended by the constitution or is it a reason that ICE can summarily execute a peaceful protestor?
I really want an answer from you on this.
Is open carry a right defended by the constitution or is it a reason that ICE can summarily execute a peaceful protestor?
I really want an answer from you on this.