The best and jolliest Dave you know
@thefaceofdave.bsky.social
Australia’s Favourite Dave. I've never been though.
avi by nature
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avi by nature
Link to my brain stuffs: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaao77jomek3o
Add me on Steam: https://steamcommunity.com/id/TheFaceOfDave/
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I used to do a podcast that has officially died. I have a good mic and headset and I'm fun to talk to. If you have a podcast idea and you don't suck, DM me. But you have to say, "podcast," in the DM so I know that you are not a bot.
I'm leaving for a vacation from a place that's 20°F to a place that's 20°C.
December 7, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I'm leaving for a vacation from a place that's 20°F to a place that's 20°C.
My phone's predictive text put "the void" after "into." That can't be good.
December 5, 2025 at 6:22 PM
My phone's predictive text put "the void" after "into." That can't be good.
Since covid, I've become an indoor cat but I'm allergic to cats so that explains why I'm so depressed.
December 5, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Since covid, I've become an indoor cat but I'm allergic to cats so that explains why I'm so depressed.
Don't make me tap the sign
Let's get ahead of this now. You've heard of elf on the shelf but have you heard of learning a new fucking joke?
December 4, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Don't make me tap the sign
My emojis are all jaundiced 😳😢💀
December 4, 2025 at 7:54 PM
My emojis are all jaundiced 😳😢💀
Reject AI. Just tag me with your weird questions and I will make shit up for you.
December 4, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Reject AI. Just tag me with your weird questions and I will make shit up for you.
Oh, you used AI to come up with an idea? I used lack of sleep and crippling anxiety. You should be embarassed.
December 3, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Oh, you used AI to come up with an idea? I used lack of sleep and crippling anxiety. You should be embarassed.
It's not who wins or loses, it's who slashes whose tires after the competition that is important.
December 3, 2025 at 6:13 PM
It's not who wins or loses, it's who slashes whose tires after the competition that is important.
Can you believe it's been 16 years since Scott's Tots!?
December 3, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Can you believe it's been 16 years since Scott's Tots!?
Natural stupidity > Artificial intelligence
December 2, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Natural stupidity > Artificial intelligence
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i’m not saying cookie crisp is the perfect meal but it is
December 2, 2025 at 8:15 PM
i’m not saying cookie crisp is the perfect meal but it is
Don't👏say👏you're👏pro👏democracy👏if👏you👏support👏a👏burger👏king👏
December 2, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Don't👏say👏you're👏pro👏democracy👏if👏you👏support👏a👏burger👏king👏
Has Sonic ever stubbed his toe?
December 2, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Has Sonic ever stubbed his toe?
They say it's important to have self-confidence but people who have it are gross.
December 2, 2025 at 6:49 PM
They say it's important to have self-confidence but people who have it are gross.
I don't play Foosball because I'm afraid of concussions.
December 2, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I don't play Foosball because I'm afraid of concussions.
I once held a conversation about sports for 4 minutes without passing out.
December 2, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I once held a conversation about sports for 4 minutes without passing out.
Munsters reboot but it's the Muensters and the jokes are extra cheesy.
December 2, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Munsters reboot but it's the Muensters and the jokes are extra cheesy.
Decapitated > Decaffeinated
December 1, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Decapitated > Decaffeinated
My posts only go viral if you're immunocompromised.
December 1, 2025 at 1:48 PM
My posts only go viral if you're immunocompromised.
I'm not saying amputation surgery is expensive but it could cost an arm and a leg.
December 1, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I'm not saying amputation surgery is expensive but it could cost an arm and a leg.
How social media works:
Stranger: "Your jokes suck."
Me: "That wasn't nice. What didn't you like?"
Stranger: "I was jk!lol! You can't take a joke? What's your problem??"
Stranger: *blocks me*
Stranger: "Your jokes suck."
Me: "That wasn't nice. What didn't you like?"
Stranger: "I was jk!lol! You can't take a joke? What's your problem??"
Stranger: *blocks me*
December 1, 2025 at 5:22 AM
How social media works:
Stranger: "Your jokes suck."
Me: "That wasn't nice. What didn't you like?"
Stranger: "I was jk!lol! You can't take a joke? What's your problem??"
Stranger: *blocks me*
Stranger: "Your jokes suck."
Me: "That wasn't nice. What didn't you like?"
Stranger: "I was jk!lol! You can't take a joke? What's your problem??"
Stranger: *blocks me*
My superpower is feeling each second pass. That's why I'm a villain.
December 1, 2025 at 4:19 AM
My superpower is feeling each second pass. That's why I'm a villain.
Imagine hating me and I'm just sitting here hating myself.
December 1, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Imagine hating me and I'm just sitting here hating myself.
The Brave Little Toaster's nemesis is the Cowardly Bigass Airfryer.
November 30, 2025 at 6:11 PM
The Brave Little Toaster's nemesis is the Cowardly Bigass Airfryer.
The wt in wtf stands for waxed turtles.
November 30, 2025 at 4:10 AM
The wt in wtf stands for waxed turtles.