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"We live for just these twenty years
Do we have to die for the fifty more?"

#nufc ⚫️⚪️
80’s Madonna really was unstoppable.
December 13, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Burnley v Fulham on the 5:30pm, Christ that’s grim!
December 13, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Lovely morning out there! #running
December 13, 2025 at 10:37 AM
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‘Never trust a Tory,’ says Farage — while welcoming 22 ex-Tory MPs under his own umbrella. Irony, eh?
December 12, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Was the Cup final in March our last great performance in 2025? I am struggling to think of one where all 11 players put a full shift in? #nufc
December 12, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Be interesting to see what Farage thinks of Trumps new US travel policy. Invasion of privacy and free speech. No doubt he will agree with it.
December 12, 2025 at 9:50 AM
It’s getting to the point where the NUFC “content creators” will start asking hypothetically would you take Isak back for £80 million in the summer, well would you? 😂 #nufc
December 12, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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I don’t think our midfield has clicked at all this season, not sure how they’ve gone from the most formidable midfield 3 in the league to looking like they barely know each other. It’s so strange! #nufc
November 9, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Some players are easy targets but others are playing just as shit but get a pass because their face fits. Honestly fear for the social media meltdown even on here if we don’t get 3 points on Sunday. #nufc
December 10, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Who’s in the hot seat for Scapegoat FC tonight? #nufc
December 10, 2025 at 10:09 PM
This team thrives on intensity and Eddie has took that away in order to cope with extra games. We are a shadow of ourselves. I still think we’ll get a result! #nufc
December 10, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Liverpool’s drop in form isn’t surprising. They’ve been awful since Newcastle beat them in the cup final. They’d already racked up enough points to win a title by just being the least bad. Nothing outstanding about it, City and Arsenal just never showed up.
December 7, 2025 at 12:17 PM
There’s nothing “Super” about today’s offering on Super Sunday. Cue two 4-4 draws. #supersunday
December 7, 2025 at 12:09 PM
This week Reform Uk have complained about schools, complained about Question Time and complained about the BBC as a whole. Are they the snowflakes? (We all know they are)
December 6, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Big Nick is 18/1 to be top scorer at the World Cup, I don’t think it’s a bad bet considering they have Curacao in their group. #nufc
December 6, 2025 at 12:14 PM
I hope I am wrong, but I think Tino will be away in the summer. #nufc
◾ Money to spend in January 💸
◽ Incomings will be potential summer targets signed early ⏳
◾ Wilson to speak to Howe about list 🔮
◽ Livramento & Botman contract talks "ongoing" 📝
◾ No guarantees either sign 🤞

🗣️ Ross Wilson on #NUFC January window & key contract talks: www.nytimes.com/athletic/686...
Newcastle ‘can spend’ in January; Tino Livramento, Sven Botman in contract talks – Ross Wilson
Full-backs and midfielders are the immediate priority, with AZ's Kees Smit greatly admired, and a young forward is also being sought.
www.nytimes.com
December 5, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Car failed MOT, merry fucking Christmas! 😩
December 5, 2025 at 11:58 AM
And I will repeat Zia Yusuf is a cunt #bbcqt
December 4, 2025 at 10:52 PM
This has got to be the biggest shit stirring piece of television in history! #bbcqt
December 4, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Same bloke asks his followers to stop moaning about trivial nonsense 2 hours after himself moaning about trivial nonsense which were also massive dog whistles. Blokes an utter cunt!
December 2, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Thought I’d logged into X, fuck me I see it’s Scapegoat FC tonight. #nufc
December 2, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Frustrating. #nufc
December 2, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Dear Vlad, I wrote you, but you still ain't callin'
I left my cell, my pager and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not've got 'em
There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin'
November 28, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Payday and Black Friday emails! All received since last night. All complete shite!
November 28, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Chris Mason is a cunt!
November 27, 2025 at 10:09 PM