TheGrantPerkins
@thegrantperkins.bsky.social
Artist & writer for #WWE, #DoctorWho, #2000AD, #DwayneHickenbottom & more. Like me? Tip me - paypal.me/TheGrantPerkins
How do you circumcise a whale?
Send down 4 skin divers.
Send down 4 skin divers.
December 9, 2025 at 7:26 AM
How do you circumcise a whale?
Send down 4 skin divers.
Send down 4 skin divers.
Time is running out to commission a hand drawn, original art, sketch card, for yourself or a loved one in time for #Christmas.
Slide into my DM's like #Santa sliding down a chimney to put your order in.
£50 each, plus p and p.
Slide into my DM's like #Santa sliding down a chimney to put your order in.
£50 each, plus p and p.
December 8, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Time is running out to commission a hand drawn, original art, sketch card, for yourself or a loved one in time for #Christmas.
Slide into my DM's like #Santa sliding down a chimney to put your order in.
£50 each, plus p and p.
Slide into my DM's like #Santa sliding down a chimney to put your order in.
£50 each, plus p and p.
Some people have difficulties sleeping, but I can do it with my eyes closed.
December 8, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Some people have difficulties sleeping, but I can do it with my eyes closed.
#Truffle and #Bonbon.
#Sleepy #Puppies.
#puppylove #puppiesofinstagram #yorkshire #terriers #terriersofinstagram #cute #dogsofinstagram #love #tiny
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#Sleepy #Puppies.
#puppylove #puppiesofinstagram #yorkshire #terriers #terriersofinstagram #cute #dogsofinstagram #love #tiny
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December 8, 2025 at 11:45 AM
I don't know why my new plug in air freshener isn't working. I switched it on, but nothing happened.
It just doesn't make any scents.
It just doesn't make any scents.
December 8, 2025 at 9:05 AM
I don't know why my new plug in air freshener isn't working. I switched it on, but nothing happened.
It just doesn't make any scents.
It just doesn't make any scents.
Within minutes, the detective knew exactly what the murder weapon was.
It was a brief case.
It was a brief case.
December 8, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Within minutes, the detective knew exactly what the murder weapon was.
It was a brief case.
It was a brief case.
A lot of people don't celebrate, or even like, #Christmas.
Some even hate it.
Whatever you do, or don't celebrate as we roll in to the #NewYear, I personally wish you the best as you move through December in the manner that's right for you.
Stay strong, we got this.
Some even hate it.
Whatever you do, or don't celebrate as we roll in to the #NewYear, I personally wish you the best as you move through December in the manner that's right for you.
Stay strong, we got this.
December 7, 2025 at 8:16 PM
A lot of people don't celebrate, or even like, #Christmas.
Some even hate it.
Whatever you do, or don't celebrate as we roll in to the #NewYear, I personally wish you the best as you move through December in the manner that's right for you.
Stay strong, we got this.
Some even hate it.
Whatever you do, or don't celebrate as we roll in to the #NewYear, I personally wish you the best as you move through December in the manner that's right for you.
Stay strong, we got this.
This month's #Patreon rewards should either all have arrived by now, or be showing up on Monday morning. Hope you got something cool.
www.TheGrantPerkins.com
www.TheGrantPerkins.com
www.TheGrantPerkins.com
December 7, 2025 at 5:40 PM
This month's #Patreon rewards should either all have arrived by now, or be showing up on Monday morning. Hope you got something cool.
www.TheGrantPerkins.com
www.TheGrantPerkins.com
As much as I enjoy being self-employed, the office #SecretSanta looks a little poor this year.
December 7, 2025 at 4:22 PM
As much as I enjoy being self-employed, the office #SecretSanta looks a little poor this year.
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Hand drawn sketch card available for purchase.
The #Shield.
DM to buy.
#wwe #theshield #sethrollins #romanreigns #DeanAmbrose #wwe2k25
The #Shield.
DM to buy.
#wwe #theshield #sethrollins #romanreigns #DeanAmbrose #wwe2k25
October 2, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Hand drawn sketch card available for purchase.
The #Shield.
DM to buy.
#wwe #theshield #sethrollins #romanreigns #DeanAmbrose #wwe2k25
The #Shield.
DM to buy.
#wwe #theshield #sethrollins #romanreigns #DeanAmbrose #wwe2k25
What smells better than it tastes?
A nose.
A nose.
December 7, 2025 at 11:04 AM
What smells better than it tastes?
A nose.
A nose.
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New #Sketchcard available to purchase.
DM to buy.
#LLCoolJayAndSilentBobsBurgers
#LLcoolJ #JayandSilentBob #bobsburgers #bobsburgersfanart #kevinsmith #art #speeddraw #sketch #rap #comics #cartoon #mashup #parody #silentbob #thegoat #burgers #snoogans #hiphop #bob
DM to buy.
#LLCoolJayAndSilentBobsBurgers
#LLcoolJ #JayandSilentBob #bobsburgers #bobsburgersfanart #kevinsmith #art #speeddraw #sketch #rap #comics #cartoon #mashup #parody #silentbob #thegoat #burgers #snoogans #hiphop #bob
November 4, 2025 at 1:56 PM
New #Sketchcard available to purchase.
DM to buy.
#LLCoolJayAndSilentBobsBurgers
#LLcoolJ #JayandSilentBob #bobsburgers #bobsburgersfanart #kevinsmith #art #speeddraw #sketch #rap #comics #cartoon #mashup #parody #silentbob #thegoat #burgers #snoogans #hiphop #bob
DM to buy.
#LLCoolJayAndSilentBobsBurgers
#LLcoolJ #JayandSilentBob #bobsburgers #bobsburgersfanart #kevinsmith #art #speeddraw #sketch #rap #comics #cartoon #mashup #parody #silentbob #thegoat #burgers #snoogans #hiphop #bob
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New #Sketchcard available to purchase.
DM to buy.
#StrangerThings
#demogorgon #dungeonsanddragons #dnd #netflix #strange #things #80s #horror #speeddrawing #art #sketch #teeth #vecna #hawkins #demo #gorgon #dungeons #dragons #flowerheadedtoothybastard
DM to buy.
#StrangerThings
#demogorgon #dungeonsanddragons #dnd #netflix #strange #things #80s #horror #speeddrawing #art #sketch #teeth #vecna #hawkins #demo #gorgon #dungeons #dragons #flowerheadedtoothybastard
November 6, 2025 at 4:37 PM
New #Sketchcard available to purchase.
DM to buy.
#StrangerThings
#demogorgon #dungeonsanddragons #dnd #netflix #strange #things #80s #horror #speeddrawing #art #sketch #teeth #vecna #hawkins #demo #gorgon #dungeons #dragons #flowerheadedtoothybastard
DM to buy.
#StrangerThings
#demogorgon #dungeonsanddragons #dnd #netflix #strange #things #80s #horror #speeddrawing #art #sketch #teeth #vecna #hawkins #demo #gorgon #dungeons #dragons #flowerheadedtoothybastard
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New #Sketchcard available to purchase.
DM to buy.
#JudgeDeath #2000ad #judge #death #judgedredd #dredd #art #speeddraw #speeddrawing #sketch #card #ukcomics #comic #evil
DM to buy.
#JudgeDeath #2000ad #judge #death #judgedredd #dredd #art #speeddraw #speeddrawing #sketch #card #ukcomics #comic #evil
November 10, 2025 at 8:53 PM
New #Sketchcard available to purchase.
DM to buy.
#JudgeDeath #2000ad #judge #death #judgedredd #dredd #art #speeddraw #speeddrawing #sketch #card #ukcomics #comic #evil
DM to buy.
#JudgeDeath #2000ad #judge #death #judgedredd #dredd #art #speeddraw #speeddrawing #sketch #card #ukcomics #comic #evil
What’s Whitney Houston’s favourite type of coordination?
HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
December 7, 2025 at 8:30 AM
What’s Whitney Houston’s favourite type of coordination?
HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
Why do interaction hungry idiots keep asking obvious questions on the internet, and then ask for "wrong answers only"?
Wrong answers only.
Wrong answers only.
December 6, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Why do interaction hungry idiots keep asking obvious questions on the internet, and then ask for "wrong answers only"?
Wrong answers only.
Wrong answers only.
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Looking for that special #Christmas gift? How about one of my original hand drawn sketch cards? Just £50 each.
Commissions available.
#AbsoluteBatman #Venom #StrangerThings #NightmareBeforeChristmas #vecna #batman
Commissions available.
#AbsoluteBatman #Venom #StrangerThings #NightmareBeforeChristmas #vecna #batman
December 4, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Looking for that special #Christmas gift? How about one of my original hand drawn sketch cards? Just £50 each.
Commissions available.
#AbsoluteBatman #Venom #StrangerThings #NightmareBeforeChristmas #vecna #batman
Commissions available.
#AbsoluteBatman #Venom #StrangerThings #NightmareBeforeChristmas #vecna #batman
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December 4, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Watching @thebeatles anthology on #DisneyPlus. As much as I'm enjoying it, my Mum is bopping away on the sofa with a huge grin on her face. She's absolutely loving revisiting her teenage years.
I've said it before, Music is Time Travel.
I've said it before, Music is Time Travel.
December 6, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Watching @thebeatles anthology on #DisneyPlus. As much as I'm enjoying it, my Mum is bopping away on the sofa with a huge grin on her face. She's absolutely loving revisiting her teenage years.
I've said it before, Music is Time Travel.
I've said it before, Music is Time Travel.
Why does no-one ever talk about how Hellboy grew up to front an extremely popular mayonnaise company?
December 6, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Why does no-one ever talk about how Hellboy grew up to front an extremely popular mayonnaise company?
If you are feeling generous and fancy treating me for #Christmas, feel free to have a look at my #Amazon #wishlist.
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Check out my list on Amazon
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December 6, 2025 at 11:33 AM
If you are feeling generous and fancy treating me for #Christmas, feel free to have a look at my #Amazon #wishlist.
www.amazon.co.uk/hz/wishlist/...
www.amazon.co.uk/hz/wishlist/...
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts?
A barberqueue.
A barberqueue.
December 6, 2025 at 10:26 AM
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts?
A barberqueue.
A barberqueue.
There are two parrots sitting on a perch. The first one turns to the other and says;
"Can you smell fish?"
"Can you smell fish?"
December 6, 2025 at 8:05 AM
There are two parrots sitting on a perch. The first one turns to the other and says;
"Can you smell fish?"
"Can you smell fish?"