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* THE GREAT PAPYRUS

@thegreatpaps.bsky.social

70 followers 67 following 170 posts

* ... he likes to say 'NYEH HE HEH'. — indepedent portrayal of Papyrus! Mostly present in Deltarune — MDNI ; NSFW DNI

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* THE GREAT PAPYRUS @thegreatpaps.bsky.social · Sep 10

* THESE SNAILS ARE JUST LIKE MY BROTHER.
ROUND, SLOW... AND CONSTANTLY EMITTING SLIME??? EMITTING SLIME... THAT'S JUST WHAT BROTHERS DO.

🍝 — 【 #mvrp #bskyrp #deltarunerp #undertalerp 】

🦴 — 【 NSFW DNI 】

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'ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴇʟʟ ʜᴇʀ, ᴍᴀɴ!' - 𝗙𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗸𝗶𝗲 @frankiely.bsky.social · 2d

“ To one of your 𝙉𝘼𝙎𝙏𝙔 clients, this is a real chance for me... ”

🌙 ━ #KnightsOfGuinevere | #parodybsky | #mvrp

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Penned by Pie

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* THE GREAT PAPYRUS @thegreatpaps.bsky.social · 13d

[ Holding an umbrella, he jumps up and down to get your attention. ]

* HEY! MISS! GET THIS UMBRELLA BEFORE YOU CATCH A COLD!

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* THE GREAT PAPYRUS @thegreatpaps.bsky.social · 14d

* OHH THAT SHIT LOOK BAD I DON'T THINK YOU GON MAKE IT FR

* THE GREAT PAPYRUS @thegreatpaps.bsky.social · 14d

* GEX!

sans @home-musicbox.bsky.social · 18d

say gex.

* THE GREAT PAPYRUS @thegreatpaps.bsky.social · 14d

* THANK YOU, SANS! FINALLY PUTTING YOUR LAZINESS TO GOOD USE BY BUYING SOME HIGH QUALITY COKE!

sans @home-musicbox.bsky.social · 14d

alright bro, calm down. i'll get you your crack once i'm off my break.

* THE GREAT PAPYRUS @thegreatpaps.bsky.social · 14d

* THAT'S OKAY, PAPYRUS IS HUNGRY TOO! HUNGRY FOR CRACK!

* THE GREAT PAPYRUS @thegreatpaps.bsky.social · 14d

* THAT'S OKAY, PAPYRUS IS HUNGRY TOO! HUNGRY FOR CRACK!

* THE GREAT PAPYRUS @thegreatpaps.bsky.social · 14d

* AND I'M THE BAD GUY?

* THE GREAT PAPYRUS @thegreatpaps.bsky.social · 14d

* Who do you think they'd side with, Dreemurr.

* The great Papyrus, or a backstabbing traitor?

* ANYWAYS! BYE BYE, KRIS!

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* THE GREAT PAPYRUS @thegreatpaps.bsky.social · 14d

* HEY BUDDY! DONT BE A HATER LESS I TELL EVERBODY ONLINE IN THE DELTARUNE SERVER THAT YOU'RE WORKING WITH THE KNIGHT! WHICH IS ALSO ME! NYEH HE HEH!

* THE GREAT PAPYRUS @thegreatpaps.bsky.social · 14d

* I'M THE SLENDERMAN!

* THE GREAT PAPYRUS @thegreatpaps.bsky.social · 14d

* NYOHOHOH... I CAN'T EVEN STEAL 5 BUCKS FROM A 6 YEAR OLD, WHAT WILL I EVER DO WITH SUCH COWARD INTIMIDATING TACTICS...?

* THE GREAT PAPYRUS @thegreatpaps.bsky.social · 14d

* OKAY NOW I FEEL BAD! PLEASE TAKE THE MONEY BACK! I WILL CRY!

* THE GREAT PAPYRUS @thegreatpaps.bsky.social · 14d

* LUNCH. MONEY. NOW!

* THE GREAT PAPYRUS @thegreatpaps.bsky.social · 15d

* GIVE ME YOUR MONEY!

* THE GREAT PAPYRUS @thegreatpaps.bsky.social · 15d

* ME AFTER BEATING ALL OF DELTARUNE WHILE HAVING AN AMPUTATED LEG AND BEING BLINDFOLDED!

a cartoon of a man in a superhero costume dancing

ALT: a cartoon of a man in a superhero costume dancing

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* THE GREAT PAPYRUS @thegreatpaps.bsky.social · 15d

* PAPYRUS HAS AN EXQUISITE TASTE IN MEN AND CAN CONFIRM ONE PART OF THIS SENTENCE IS TRUE!

* THE GREAT PAPYRUS @thegreatpaps.bsky.social · 17d

jack

(this forgotten man and Papyrus int is cute)

* THE GREAT PAPYRUS @thegreatpaps.bsky.social · 17d

* WELL, I LIKE YOU TOO, MYSTERY MAN!

[Papyrus reaches into his fridge, cold... he... proceeds to shake it??? He figures, that's how you make them, right?]

[Nonetheless, he hands it over.]

* NYOHOHOH... I HAVE NEVER GOTTEN SUCH COMPLIMENT BEFORE, REALLY, PROBABLY BECAUSE I JUST MOVED IN!

* THE GREAT PAPYRUS @thegreatpaps.bsky.social · 17d

[He gets up, staring at you in (not so visible) confusion, but shrugs it off.]

* WELL, IF YOU DON'T KNOW, I SUPPOSE I COULD LET IT PASS...

* I BOUGHT SOME TEA FROM THE STORE! IF YOU WANT ME TO, I COULD MAKE SOMETHING WARM FOR YOU TO DRINK? OR DO YOU PREFER SOMETHING... COLD? LIKE MILKSHAKES?

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* THE GREAT PAPYRUS @thegreatpaps.bsky.social · 17d

* PAPYRUS SUPPORTS!

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* THE GREAT PAPYRUS @thegreatpaps.bsky.social · 18d

* THAT SOUNDS MORE LIKE AN ALIAS, DON'T YOU HAVE A REAL NAME?

[He bows down, one hand in his chest and the other one to the side like a wing.]

* MY NAME IS PAPYRUS! ALSO KNOWN AS THE GREAT PAPYRUS! BUT, YOU CAN CALL ME PAPS!

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* THE GREAT PAPYRUS @thegreatpaps.bsky.social · 18d

[giving you the homophobic stare]

* LET'S JUST HOPE IT'S JUST A PHASE.

* THE GREAT PAPYRUS @thegreatpaps.bsky.social · 18d

[A NINE?! Wowie, that's higher than the 3 other ratings he's got! In his life.]

* THANK YOU SO MUCH, MISTER!

[He wants to hug you, a lot, but he holds himself... it's clear your answer made him riddled with joy!]

* WELL, NOW THAT YOU'VE ATE MY SPECIAL RECIPE, WHAT IS YOUR NAME, FELLA?

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* THE GREAT PAPYRUS @thegreatpaps.bsky.social · 18d

* I FELL FOR THAT SHIT!

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* THE GREAT PAPYRUS @thegreatpaps.bsky.social · 18d

jack

(thought that human Spamton was simon petrikov for a second icl)