Chris🌴🌶️ 🌺
@thegreenman.us
🌺 🌶️ 🌴 tropical horticulturist, garden designer, plant nerd, speculative fiction fan, metal head, bluesman, Floridaman, father, husband, Dudeist, Pastafarian
Eliott's aster - Symphyotrichum elliottii - blooming in the garden 🌴 🌱
December 1, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Eliott's aster - Symphyotrichum elliottii - blooming in the garden 🌴 🌱
These chinense x baccatum peppers are big, thick-walled, sweet, and crunchy with moderate heat and no floral taste. The look just like red habs on the outside.
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November 30, 2025 at 9:06 PM
These chinense x baccatum peppers are big, thick-walled, sweet, and crunchy with moderate heat and no floral taste. The look just like red habs on the outside.
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AI is a conundrum. It's bad in many ways but also allows non-technical people to vibe code apps.
I made this with Replit in about 15 minutes. It's only semi functional, but could be completed quickly for a low cost expenditure.
cadscape-planter--thegreenmanus.replit.app
I made this with Replit in about 15 minutes. It's only semi functional, but could be completed quickly for a low cost expenditure.
cadscape-planter--thegreenmanus.replit.app
FreeScape - Landscape Design Plugin
Professional landscape design tools and plant block library.
cadscape-planter--thegreenmanus.replit.app
November 30, 2025 at 7:23 PM
AI is a conundrum. It's bad in many ways but also allows non-technical people to vibe code apps.
I made this with Replit in about 15 minutes. It's only semi functional, but could be completed quickly for a low cost expenditure.
cadscape-planter--thegreenmanus.replit.app
I made this with Replit in about 15 minutes. It's only semi functional, but could be completed quickly for a low cost expenditure.
cadscape-planter--thegreenmanus.replit.app
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Reposted by Chris🌴🌶️ 🌺
Just days after Democrats posted a video advising troops they should not follow illegal orders
The @washingtonpost.com reported that Pete Hegseth ordered troops to kill everyone aboard a boat in the Caribbean
Which numerous experts opined was an illegal order
Psychopaths
bsky.app/profile/slot...
The @washingtonpost.com reported that Pete Hegseth ordered troops to kill everyone aboard a boat in the Caribbean
Which numerous experts opined was an illegal order
Psychopaths
bsky.app/profile/slot...
November 30, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Just days after Democrats posted a video advising troops they should not follow illegal orders
The @washingtonpost.com reported that Pete Hegseth ordered troops to kill everyone aboard a boat in the Caribbean
Which numerous experts opined was an illegal order
Psychopaths
bsky.app/profile/slot...
The @washingtonpost.com reported that Pete Hegseth ordered troops to kill everyone aboard a boat in the Caribbean
Which numerous experts opined was an illegal order
Psychopaths
bsky.app/profile/slot...
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You know, apropos of nothing in particular, and although I haven't researched it yet, I strongly suspect that a president starting a foreign war to distract from his extensive ties with child sex traffickers is probably a high crime or misdemeanor under the Constitution's impeachment clauses.
November 29, 2025 at 9:43 PM
You know, apropos of nothing in particular, and although I haven't researched it yet, I strongly suspect that a president starting a foreign war to distract from his extensive ties with child sex traffickers is probably a high crime or misdemeanor under the Constitution's impeachment clauses.
The great and mighty Worf has assumed his rightful place of honor on my Christmas tree again this year.
November 29, 2025 at 10:00 PM
The great and mighty Worf has assumed his rightful place of honor on my Christmas tree again this year.
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November 29, 2025 at 4:28 PM
It looks like the US is invading/bombing Venezuela this weekend. Nobody wants this. We want the Epstein files.
November 29, 2025 at 3:22 PM
It looks like the US is invading/bombing Venezuela this weekend. Nobody wants this. We want the Epstein files.
I got to play with this adorable baby today.
November 25, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I got to play with this adorable baby today.
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Vote them ALL OUT in 2026 !
November 25, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Vote them ALL OUT in 2026 !
My Clerodendrum wallichii is blooming again. 🌴
November 23, 2025 at 1:21 PM
My Clerodendrum wallichii is blooming again. 🌴
Today's harvest
Plants are loving the weather, even though I'd like it to be a little cooler. 🌶️ 🌱
I'm still watering every day because there hasn't been any rain in a month or more.
Plants are loving the weather, even though I'd like it to be a little cooler. 🌶️ 🌱
I'm still watering every day because there hasn't been any rain in a month or more.
November 22, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Today's harvest
Plants are loving the weather, even though I'd like it to be a little cooler. 🌶️ 🌱
I'm still watering every day because there hasn't been any rain in a month or more.
Plants are loving the weather, even though I'd like it to be a little cooler. 🌶️ 🌱
I'm still watering every day because there hasn't been any rain in a month or more.
Exciting, my first F5 Aji Sunrise (Brazilian starfish x Aji Pineapple) has ripened, the color is the same yellow as expected, but the shape is different from the F4, which was football shaped.
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#pepperhybrids
#hotpeppers
#sunrisepepperlab
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#pepperhybrids
#hotpeppers
#sunrisepepperlab
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Exciting, my first F5 Aji Sunrise (Brazilian starfish x Aji Pineapple) has ripened, the color is the same yellow as expected, but the shape is different from the F4, which was football shaped.
🌶️ 🌱
#pepperhybrids
#hotpeppers
#sunrisepepperlab
🌶️ 🌱
#pepperhybrids
#hotpeppers
#sunrisepepperlab
Tonight's pepper harvest 🌶️ 🌱
🔥 💣 They've slowed down after the colder temps but still ripening and developing nicely.
🔥 💣 They've slowed down after the colder temps but still ripening and developing nicely.
November 16, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Tonight's pepper harvest 🌶️ 🌱
🔥 💣 They've slowed down after the colder temps but still ripening and developing nicely.
🔥 💣 They've slowed down after the colder temps but still ripening and developing nicely.
I'm not the jingoistic sort, but there is something touching about this young special needs man named Matt, (Matt's Flags) who spends his time sewing American flags and gifting them to non-profits. He and his mom drove over an hour to bring and hang this flag for our garden.
November 15, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I'm not the jingoistic sort, but there is something touching about this young special needs man named Matt, (Matt's Flags) who spends his time sewing American flags and gifting them to non-profits. He and his mom drove over an hour to bring and hang this flag for our garden.
I'm team wood chipper
November 15, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I'm team wood chipper
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I agree with Patton Oswalt.
Wood chipper, feet first.
Wood chipper, feet first.
November 13, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I agree with Patton Oswalt.
Wood chipper, feet first.
Wood chipper, feet first.
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Here is a woodchipper
November 14, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Here is a woodchipper
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me waking up to see that Bluesky suspended Patton Oswalt @patton.oswalt.bsky.social for saying that it’s evil to sexually assault children:
November 14, 2025 at 2:49 PM
me waking up to see that Bluesky suspended Patton Oswalt @patton.oswalt.bsky.social for saying that it’s evil to sexually assault children:
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patton oswalt has been suspended from bluesky for saying that megyn kelly should be fed to a woodchipper for justifying the sexual abuse of minors
November 14, 2025 at 1:42 PM
patton oswalt has been suspended from bluesky for saying that megyn kelly should be fed to a woodchipper for justifying the sexual abuse of minors
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In a world of Megyn Kelly's be a Patton Oswalt.
November 14, 2025 at 1:53 PM
In a world of Megyn Kelly's be a Patton Oswalt.