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Yes! MIchigan! With Mitch and With Greggy for October 1, 2025!
Mitch and Greggy talk about their time at the Mount Morris Bigfoot Festival at Gillie's Coney Island in Mount Morris, Michigan.
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Yes! Michigan! Episode 1 - Gillie's Bigfoot Adventure
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I was out back in the garage working on restoring one of my classic cars when jay leno walked in.
No jay. I say.
Welcome to jays garage! Jay says.
This is my garage. Greggy’s garage, jay. You ain’t right for this one, jay.
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oh i forgot to mention but its clove toothpaste
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sometimes if im tooo tired i will ask my wife to bite my food for me but if i had my full 10 hours it can be fun!
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i love to bite my food 🌽
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"never" is strong, i have listened to PSA a couple times
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you want to eat my teeth?? ok you can if you want
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i never did that but there was a time where i hate-listened to lovett or leave it
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I like to microwave my toothpaste for thirty seconds before I brush my teeth.
😁😬😁 check out these chompers baby!!
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you have faith in them, in your way
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god isnt real for me even if it is for you guys, i have a note from my doctor
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It’s cool when a kid has political opinions because if you agree you can be like “aww that’s so cute, the kids are all right” and if you disagree you can be like “eh, kids are idiots. who cares.”
Usually when people start tweets like this they’re joking but I do think that’s cool.
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I would drink any potion you handed me no questions asked
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#1 thing I want to do someday is drink a potion
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fair enough, until she started singing i was like "joe is insane, i just havent ever heard this song" but then she started singing and i both knew the lyrics and had not heard or thought of it since
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you ever see a really tiny frog? like a frog so small you could probably swallow it whole. im not saying you WOULD, just that you COULD. i saw a lot of frogs like that before
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you close the box, put it back where you found it, and back away as far as you can, frozen in shock. the box tops bulge a little for a few minutes, and you are unable to move until it has stopped.
your sister is finally arriving as you come downstairs. "can you handle the attic?" you ask.
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if you stand on two cans of green beans you will appear a few inches taller. i just ran the math and this checks out completely.
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i never read normal books. only the finest college textbooks (newest edition, never used) are worthy of my refined tastes.
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I truly don’t get the appeal of podcasts having to be video now. Podcasts are at their very best when you’re doing something else, working out or playing videogames etc, and no good podcaster has ever been someone who should be shown on screen that’s just not how that works. It’s a goblin job.
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imagine your grandmother passes away and after the funeral you go to her house to get things in order.
you go up to the attic and see a large cardboard box covered in dust in a corner, obviously untouched for years. you open it and it's chock full of wriggling, living human babys
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all these animals have been around just as long as we have and yet we're the only ones who can talk. animals are dumb as shit compared to humans
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Using foreskin renewal techniques to make my "outtie" belly button longer
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What if a person could have one thousand dollars in cash money, in their hands?? It's never been done before but imagining it is giving me goosebumps