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Elizᵗʰ
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I'm just here to liveskeet retro tv
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I've said it before and I'm gonna keep saying it:

if queerness is what challenges and subverts traditional ideas of relationships and families, then #metvthreestooges is queer as hell
#metvthreestooges oh okay, the short ends with Joe gladly getting together with the girl he was engaged to, I guess that's nice
December 21, 2025 at 12:57 AM
actually I don't think I've seen this #metvthreestooges remake/stock footage short before, modeling Santa Claus suits sorta makes more sense than modeling underwear and ending up in a Santa Claus suit
December 21, 2025 at 12:49 AM
#metvthreestooges oh wait, this isn't even the evil Larry Christmas short I was expecting, it's the remake
December 21, 2025 at 12:42 AM
#metvthreestooges "Hey, Spinach-chin!"
December 21, 2025 at 12:32 AM
i always find this #metvthreestooges completely hilarious because like, there's not any ACTUAL animal cruelty, Larry is perfectly nice to the animals, it's just this ridiculous series of misunderstandings that leads to everyone else being sickened and horrified, and Larry looking like a total psycho
December 21, 2025 at 12:28 AM
#metvthreestooges "Are you married or happy?"
December 21, 2025 at 12:08 AM
#metvthreestooges oh darn, I prefer getting "Uncivil Warbirds" as the short-short because we know we're never gonna get the full one anyway
December 20, 2025 at 11:48 PM
okay so like.... can the target audience of #metvthreestooges not read, is that why they show the letter on screen long enough for Moe to read the whole thing aloud
December 20, 2025 at 11:25 PM
oh right, Santy Claus, that's why they're showing this #metvthreestooges tonight
December 20, 2025 at 11:10 PM
"Draw bayonets!"

i'm a little surprised none of the #metvthreestooges got out a pencil and paper
December 20, 2025 at 11:08 PM
#metvthreestooges "This'll be worth a fortune after I'm dead!"
"I should kill you now, and find out."
December 20, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Nature documentary: For the people of Transylvania are master fruit-growers. Plums are a speciality, and used to distill a favorite liquor, palinka. But someone else is also a fan of ripe, juicy plums.

Me: oh no, William Carlos Williams!
December 6, 2025 at 9:39 PM
"Hey, ain'tcha even gonna put him to sleep?"
"Oh, you're gonna get technical, eh? In the closet."
#metvthreestooges
November 30, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Flo, Mary and Shirley are presumably just standing over there incredulously watching these men who have wandered into their apartment and are now all taking a bath together fully clothed #metvthreestooges
November 29, 2025 at 11:29 PM
only even tuned in to #metvthreestooges because I saw that "Gents Without Cents" was on, a classic
November 29, 2025 at 11:25 PM
i love the prison pennants in this #metvthreestooges short
November 29, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Google Drive at my work has now hidden the Print button behind an extra click, in favor of an AI "Create Audio Overview" button

hey google, you know how often I want to print a shipping label? every time.

you know how often I want to LISTEN to a SUMMARY of a SHIPPING LABEL?
November 7, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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I understand why "Help me, help me" is The Line from this movie.

That was CHILLING.

#Svengoolie
October 26, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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This ending is completely ridiculous.

It also happens to be skin-crawlingly creepy, terrifyingly weird, and utterly impossible to forget.

#Svengoolie
October 26, 2025 at 2:22 AM
#svengoolie "but for one instant he was careless! okay for uh... definitely at least like three instants he was careless. probably more."
October 26, 2025 at 2:24 AM
#svengoolie and then he got together with his brother's wife and they all lived happily ever after
October 26, 2025 at 2:23 AM
#svengoolie so uh.... can the Inspector testify to this and get Helène off?

okay good, I'm glad they're figuring out a story
October 26, 2025 at 2:22 AM
#svengoolie yes let's continue lying to the child
#svengoolie
(Daddy was crushed by a hydraulic press weeks ago)
"When's Daddy coming home?"
"Soon."

yeah this is good parenting
October 26, 2025 at 2:21 AM
"you wish to check the warrant? as next of kin, you have the right."

huh?? #svengoolie
October 26, 2025 at 2:18 AM
#svengoolie is this gonna be like (the book) incredible shrinking man where he tries to get people's attention but it totally fails and they forget about him
October 26, 2025 at 2:14 AM