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theguy9900.bsky.social @theguy9900.bsky.social · Apr 9

Eugenecists have to explain away the genetic connection to Autism.

That way, they can still claim to have pure blood.

Not my fault! It was the doctors fault!!! And that damn pesky science!

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Colette Delawalla @cdelawalla.bsky.social · 15h

“AMERICA FIRST!” He says as he demolishes the White House, sends $40b to Argentina, lets Qatar build a military base in the Midwest, and finagles $250m out of the DOJ to his personal bank account.

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Ben Canham @bencanham.bsky.social · 18h

I’m autistic. That’s not a performance
or a political identity it’s just part of who
I am. If your argument depends on mocking
autistic people to score points, it’s not a
strong argument. It’s just ableism.

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theguy9900.bsky.social @theguy9900.bsky.social · 11h

She Literally spelled it for you. This is the ruzzian spelling.

theguy9900.bsky.social @theguy9900.bsky.social · 11h

I'm pretty sure ANYONE could say that response.

theguy9900.bsky.social @theguy9900.bsky.social · 12h

theguy9900.bsky.social @theguy9900.bsky.social · 12h

Ugh. They wouldn't fit you. I'm in Uruguay. I don't own any. Mine are all the wrong color for you. What's a hoofie?

theguy9900.bsky.social @theguy9900.bsky.social · 12h

How long do I have to do the boyfriend bit?

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Senator Chris Larson @senchrislarson.bsky.social · 19h

ICE is stockpiling arms, including chemical weapons, guided missile warheads and explosive components. The spending dwarfs anything we've ever seen in the agency - a 700% increase.

The President is building an army to attack his own country.

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D. Earl Stephens @dearlstephens.bsky.social · 1d

📌This Ontario, Canada, commercial is the truth, sheer brilliance, and should spread like wildfire across the United States.

Ontario launches $75 million ad campaign using the words of Ronald Reagan to argue against tariffs.

YouTube video by Toronto Sun

www.youtube.com

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theguy9900.bsky.social @theguy9900.bsky.social · 17h

@thesociophi.bsky.social I think they are writing about you!

theguy9900.bsky.social @theguy9900.bsky.social · 17h

I too am autistic ass face, often. Wait...

theguy9900.bsky.social @theguy9900.bsky.social · 18h

I was coming to ask something similar. Is there a designated pub, or will my local do?

theguy9900.bsky.social @theguy9900.bsky.social · 1d

Friend of Bill

theguy9900.bsky.social @theguy9900.bsky.social · 1d

No worries. I got it on tape.

theguy9900.bsky.social @theguy9900.bsky.social · 1d

No, Jerry.

theguy9900.bsky.social @theguy9900.bsky.social · 1d

I'll never be able to understand that. I've tried to learn, but the lack of logic makes it incomprehensible

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 1d

How to Join ICE

theonion.com/how-to-join-...

STEP 1
Be born with something just…missing

STEP 2
Try deporting a few neighbors without the constitutional authority to do so, to see if it’s for you

STEP 3
Unlearn any secondary languages you may know

STEP 4
If filling out the application form presents a challenge, candidates may instead demonstrate how hard they can punch a dog

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theguy9900.bsky.social @theguy9900.bsky.social · 1d

Hotzenpfeffer Incorporated
We're gonna do it!

theguy9900.bsky.social @theguy9900.bsky.social · 1d

People actually check their email?

I have a yahoo and a Hotmail.

I'll see it in a couple months, maybe.

theguy9900.bsky.social @theguy9900.bsky.social · 1d

Ngl, being inside an inflatable was so liberating! I said on several occasions to my friends how much I enjoyed having a bubble around me. Personal space was premium!

theguy9900.bsky.social @theguy9900.bsky.social · 1d

Cat defies predictability.

theguy9900.bsky.social @theguy9900.bsky.social · 1d

Catalyst is helpful?

theguy9900.bsky.social @theguy9900.bsky.social · 1d

Fuck AI

theguy9900.bsky.social @theguy9900.bsky.social · 1d

We are the Abba's that couldn't be Zaba'd.