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"Eat cheese and hope for the best" - Stephan Pastis

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theguyotc.bsky.social
the guy (@theguyotc.bsky.social)
"Eat cheese and hope for the best" - Stephan Pastis
theguyotc.bsky.social
it wasn't until recently i understood carlin's don't vote

newsom should run and win, fuck it
i think nominating Gavin Newsom will lose the White House again for Democrats. The party's left flank will stay home again because he's an empty corporate shell. The age of Democrats punching left to appeal to the center is over and it's now a matter of if the party as a whole realizes that or not.
February 14, 2026 at 4:49 AM
struggling with wise, good at wiseass
February 10, 2026 at 5:16 AM
it's been 1 year. out of 4.
February 7, 2026 at 5:27 AM
same
A lot of people’s problems with injustice and cruelty is that they don’t like being aware of it and would do anything to go back to pretending that nothing is wrong
January 11, 2026 at 6:42 AM
my guess before watching: predator badlands is in the perfect zone where it's kinda fun so people mistake it for good, goes against the normal tropes

i will get bored 30 mins in
January 11, 2026 at 5:51 AM
our government looks less impressive than hot ones
Several of the photos have Twitter up on a screen in the background but I can’t make out what search term appears
January 4, 2026 at 6:56 AM
barely been paying attention but if the doctrine is go for the asshole giving orders instead of the ones obeying them, i'm for it
January 4, 2026 at 6:34 AM
in the spirit of trying to give up i thought now you see me would be a good movie to watch

nope
January 1, 2026 at 5:53 AM
if people want to get drunk and fuck that's cool but they should just do it instead of making up magical times
The Times Square ball drop is a nice bit of pageantry, but the “real” New Year is of course at midnight Central Time
January 1, 2026 at 5:41 AM
"one battle after another"

* if you want do something that long, do a series (death by lightning was great)
* let tarantino do tarantino
* birds 3 feet from the car were barely bothered by the car chase
* i'm critical but there's a lot to like
* if sinners loses to this i'm going to be annoyed
November 17, 2025 at 8:21 AM
death by lightning was good, no notes
November 11, 2025 at 12:31 PM
death by lightning was good. conclave vibe.
November 11, 2025 at 10:06 AM
"caught stealing" can't find a tone, holy shit what a miss
October 26, 2025 at 8:48 AM
hated "weapons". reviews lied to me. very angry.
September 12, 2025 at 9:28 AM
i don't follow this account for any reason other than people have always sucked
The first Italian recipe book was created in the 15th century and contained recipes such as “How to dress a peacock with all its feathers, so that when cooked, it appears to be alive and spews fire from its beak.”
July 31, 2025 at 10:11 AM
the beatles are great, but they're for conformists, i am the first person to think of this
July 27, 2025 at 8:11 AM
ok i'm trying again on the latter day john wick (#4), but they have racks for swords, but only 3 pegs for a single throwing star each

who the fuck is organizing their weapons?
July 27, 2025 at 6:26 AM
i thought "stick" was an obvious grab for "ted lasso", most did

as the show went on a bit, it sort of started to become it's own thing, which was nice

the finale. it's like they wanted to pack in every flaw, and remind me just how much they want another "ted lasso"
July 27, 2025 at 5:38 AM
can't tell if i'd hate this because i don't really like wrestling or would enjoy it because who doesn't want to watch jousting
Medieval Times is basically exactly like professional wrestling if wrestling had horses. 100% perfect artform. Thanks for the fun time @lordbullgod.bsky.social, happy birthday and love ya brother 🐎
July 27, 2025 at 4:03 AM
the only sad hogan death
July 24, 2025 at 11:13 PM
has anyone ever typed in "axios" to find the website?
Quite the intro to today's Axios
July 23, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Keep on dancing to Spoon's "Don't You Evah"
www.wired.com
July 23, 2025 at 11:46 AM
oh man you will not believe this but i've been on youtube and white guys like the lego movies
July 23, 2025 at 11:29 AM
i need a wizard who does my laundry and makes me forget about sex
gonna need a '28 candidate who has a clear moral compass, a steel backbone and is a relentless communicator. Not an easy needle to thread with so many pisspigs pretending to give a shit about people
July 23, 2025 at 11:11 AM