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Dave D
@thehitmanpunk.bsky.social
"Hey you wanna shoot me in the face and see if I wake up tomorrow?" Captain of the KOR Respect Army. Hasn't read a goddamn thing anyone's ever written. Hockey, Football, Wrestling and Video Game opinion man.
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It is time boys and girlies, for my first time on bluesky 2025-26 NHL Season Preview. On the old site before each season I used to post my annual projections and add some commentary going into each new NHL Season. Now that this is my new digs, we shall be doing this annually here.
1) Not knowing a crab while going to college in LSU is insane.

2) Even Cincinnati QB knows Cincy Chili is an abomination brought to this ethereal plane that should be wiped from existence.
Joe Burrow asking Melissa Stark what the crab is 😂
November 28, 2025 at 5:05 AM
November 28, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Me 9 hours ago:
Just posting this so I can embed this in a future blog. Yams. Sweet Potato Yams.
November 28, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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Bout to eat a whole mess of Yams and drink a bit of wine today.
November 28, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Bout to eat a whole mess of Yams and drink a bit of wine today.
November 27, 2025 at 5:07 PM
alright performances from the F's, though no dominant ones.

Jakob Chychrun is a top 5 defenseman in the NHL right now.
#NHL GameScore Impact Card for Washington Capitals on 2025-11-26

#ALLCAPS
November 27, 2025 at 3:08 AM
He was just happy to be included tonight.
November 27, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Slightly up and down game, controlled stretches for portions, but also were a bit loose defensively at times, but bagged another win, officially finally heating up.
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Theyve been a bit rough off the defensive faceoffs tonight, they lost Scheifele in coverage while he was attending to his face.
November 27, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Feels like this sums up the D Pair well.

*Imagine a meme picture of Roy asking Chychrun to stop giving him his hardest battles and Chychrun saying something like haha Chych Bomb go Brrrrrrr*
November 27, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Some of our clears are genuinely baffling, like what the hell was that Pro
November 27, 2025 at 2:37 AM
You're lucky your tones are dulcet Scotty otherwise I wouldn't want to hear from you now either.
November 27, 2025 at 2:32 AM
There you go 24, didn't over think it, just hard to the net and in.
November 27, 2025 at 2:27 AM
November 27, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Bit too loose at the end of the 2nd to my liking. Score on the PP to start the 3rd and lets get some distance.
November 27, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Getting a bit firewagony the last few minutes.
November 27, 2025 at 1:56 AM
The Big Man!
November 27, 2025 at 1:34 AM
But yea, Scott gotta go also. The passive shell doesn't work like it did last year. Gives the power plays too much puck possession time, and we aren't forcing teams nearly into the same mistakes that it was last year.
November 27, 2025 at 1:29 AM
November 27, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I need the media to stop acting like this isnt an entire industry thing. Nuzzi got hired AFTER she was fired due to the RFK stuff. Be so for real.

One of the least self critical industries journalism is at this point.
you know, what if they aren't actually a commentary on journalism or the state of media. what if these people are just extremely weird
November 27, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Don't usually see Strome get that pissed. DOUBLE MINOR? AND NO BOARD?
November 27, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Johnathan 😡
November 27, 2025 at 1:03 AM
that pass was sick by John.
November 27, 2025 at 12:55 AM
IM POURING RAW MILK ON YOU GOAT
November 27, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Big Blast from Big John.
November 27, 2025 at 12:36 AM