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How's bean dad doing has he been executed yet
December 6, 2025 at 6:17 PM
How's bean dad doing has he been executed yet
I feel the same way about store-bought pasta sauce as people on this site feel about AI art
December 6, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I feel the same way about store-bought pasta sauce as people on this site feel about AI art
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Olivia Nuzzi's new book opens with her outside the Met on a January 6th but not the big one ("Strange symmetry. Circular.") pondering how she's like JonBenet Ramsey
December 4, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Olivia Nuzzi's new book opens with her outside the Met on a January 6th but not the big one ("Strange symmetry. Circular.") pondering how she's like JonBenet Ramsey
Following Club Chalamet has been like watching Perfect Blue happen in real time
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Behind the Business of Club Chalamet, Timothée’s Most Divisive Fan
The fan account Simone Cromer started to support Chalamet’s Oscar dreams has made her infamous. Now on Substack, she has no plans of stopping.
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December 2, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Following Club Chalamet has been like watching Perfect Blue happen in real time
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I don't think the guy created when a curious GI flipped a switch at Castle Wolfenstein and rejuvenated a corpse with electricity can talk about magical transformations
November 28, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I don't think the guy created when a curious GI flipped a switch at Castle Wolfenstein and rejuvenated a corpse with electricity can talk about magical transformations
Sometimes growing up is not texting "damn you got the Charmin UltraSofts" to the person whose cat you're feeding
November 28, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Sometimes growing up is not texting "damn you got the Charmin UltraSofts" to the person whose cat you're feeding
A lot of people on this site are trying to convince me that "the real story" is some reporters' craven ambition and its consequences.. Sorry to them but the real story is RFK texting "Yr open mouth awaiting my harvest"
November 27, 2025 at 1:57 PM
A lot of people on this site are trying to convince me that "the real story" is some reporters' craven ambition and its consequences.. Sorry to them but the real story is RFK texting "Yr open mouth awaiting my harvest"
Me opening portals from the 2017 McDonald's Rick and Morty Szechuan Sauce promotion to the 2023 Union Square PS5 riot
November 25, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Me opening portals from the 2017 McDonald's Rick and Morty Szechuan Sauce promotion to the 2023 Union Square PS5 riot
Someone get me a camera on Donald Trump Jr. watching his dad touch Zohran Mamdani's sleeve affectionately
November 21, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Someone get me a camera on Donald Trump Jr. watching his dad touch Zohran Mamdani's sleeve affectionately
There is only one choice for this and it's the Normal Gossip episode about Cody and the LARP Summer Camp
November 19, 2025 at 2:20 PM
There is only one choice for this and it's the Normal Gossip episode about Cody and the LARP Summer Camp
Realizing you're bi while married is so embarrassing what do you mean Donald Trump has sucked more dicks than me
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Realizing you're bi while married is so embarrassing what do you mean Donald Trump has sucked more dicks than me
Tell someone from Brooklyn you're going to replace your fucked up cast iron and they go insane. They hand you textbooks. You say you have a baby and no ventilation in a 1 bedroom apartment. They say you can do it in an RV in the New Mexico desert. You say it costs $20 pre seasoned. They hit you.
November 17, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Tell someone from Brooklyn you're going to replace your fucked up cast iron and they go insane. They hand you textbooks. You say you have a baby and no ventilation in a 1 bedroom apartment. They say you can do it in an RV in the New Mexico desert. You say it costs $20 pre seasoned. They hit you.
Carol of the Bells, the "Through the Fire and Flames" of Christmas songs
November 17, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Carol of the Bells, the "Through the Fire and Flames" of Christmas songs
Some dude whose credibility is already at absolute bedrock to the point where even clear evidence of pedophilia wouldn't make it worse, like Larry Summers, should just bite the bullet and give us all the other gossip on which war criminals sucked off who
November 16, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Some dude whose credibility is already at absolute bedrock to the point where even clear evidence of pedophilia wouldn't make it worse, like Larry Summers, should just bite the bullet and give us all the other gossip on which war criminals sucked off who
Regrettably Olivia Nuzzi's "American Canto" is shaping up to be the holiday gift of the year
November 15, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Regrettably Olivia Nuzzi's "American Canto" is shaping up to be the holiday gift of the year
2016 me: Was that the last election in US history??
Me with a time machine: No, but it was the first election where both candidates had sucked off the same guy
Me with a time machine: No, but it was the first election where both candidates had sucked off the same guy
November 15, 2025 at 7:39 PM
2016 me: Was that the last election in US history??
Me with a time machine: No, but it was the first election where both candidates had sucked off the same guy
Me with a time machine: No, but it was the first election where both candidates had sucked off the same guy
I log onto this site for one reason and one reason only: to watch people get mad about headline wording
November 12, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I log onto this site for one reason and one reason only: to watch people get mad about headline wording
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new york city - november 5 2025
November 5, 2025 at 5:14 AM
new york city - november 5 2025
Viral moment as Zoomers erect the megaguillotine in Union Square. One underrated aspect of Zohran's leadership is his capacity to bring his fans out for fun activities, bringing a social aspect to the campaign
November 5, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Viral moment as Zoomers erect the megaguillotine in Union Square. One underrated aspect of Zohran's leadership is his capacity to bring his fans out for fun activities, bringing a social aspect to the campaign
SUCK IT OTHER CITIES, WHOEVER YOU ARE
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
SUCK IT OTHER CITIES, WHOEVER YOU ARE
21 years ago today I was sitting in John Kerry's New York City HQ calling people to invite them to his victory party
October 31, 2025 at 6:35 PM
21 years ago today I was sitting in John Kerry's New York City HQ calling people to invite them to his victory party
I hate to admit it but if I were the guy in this photo I'd be asking my mom to move schools
October 30, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I hate to admit it but if I were the guy in this photo I'd be asking my mom to move schools
"Heretic" but it's two Mamdani canvassers trapped in Ezra Klein's house
October 29, 2025 at 1:42 PM
"Heretic" but it's two Mamdani canvassers trapped in Ezra Klein's house