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Quiet. @theiongquiet.bsky.social · 22h

You pick up the blade, you stab yourself, and you die. The end. Nice knowing you.

— The Prisoner @theprisonercess.bsky.social · 23h

STAB YOURSELFFFF !!

Quiet. @theiongquiet.bsky.social · 23h

> "SHE WAS LITERALLY SURPRISED THAT YOU DON'T THINK I AM"

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Quiet. @theiongquiet.bsky.social · 23h

> "SHE WAS LITERALLY SURPRISED THAT YOU DON'T THINK I AM"

— The Prisoner @theprisonercess.bsky.social · 23h

NOBODY THINKS THIS

Quiet. @theiongquiet.bsky.social · 23h

> "*You* think I'm sexy?"

Quiet. @theiongquiet.bsky.social · 23h

> "*You* think I'm sexy?"

The Damsel. @shiftingmound.bsky.social · 23h

( Long silence. A Long Quiet. )

.......... You don't think birdface is sexy?

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Quiet. @theiongquiet.bsky.social · 1d

⠀

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Quiet. @theiongquiet.bsky.social · 2d

that your name is... "Not Gary." Seriously?

> "STILL COUNTS!"

Quiet. @theiongquiet.bsky.social · 2d

> "Gary."

The Narrator
Who's Gary?

> "I am."

The Narrator
Your name is Not Gary.

> "Prove it."

The Narrator
Fine. Check your pockets.

> [Check your pockets.]

The Narrator
You reach into your pockets and pull out a standard-issue government identification card. The card clearly indicates +

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Quiet. @theiongquiet.bsky.social · 2d

> "Quasi what's-a who"

The Damsel. @shiftingmound.bsky.social · 2d

@echo.protects.earth @theiongquiet.bsky.social Confirm?

~「 𝐏𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐥 」 @vividcolorsfly.bsky.social · 2d

I think it’s kinda fucked up that British people call the hundred twenty-eighth note a quasihemidemisemiquaver

Reposted by Quiet.

Hide, hide! @fatecalls.bsky.social · 5d

No cost too great.
No mind to think.
No will to break.
No voice to cry suffering.

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Quiet. @theiongquiet.bsky.social · 5d

Voice of the Cheated
Shit.

Voice of the Hero
DUDE.

The Damsel. @shiftingmound.bsky.social · 5d

YOU CAN JUST RAISE YOUR FUCKING KID

Quiet. @theiongquiet.bsky.social · 5d

Voice of the Cheated
So... does that mean we have to pay child support? Because we only have like two bucks.

Voice of the Hero
Dude.

Voice of the Cheated
What? We were all thinking it.

Voice of the Hero
We really weren't.

> "That's a good question, actually. Do we have to pay child support?"

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Quiet. @theiongquiet.bsky.social · 5d

Voice of the Cheated
So... does that mean we have to pay child support? Because we only have like two bucks.

Voice of the Hero
Dude.

Voice of the Cheated
What? We were all thinking it.

Voice of the Hero
We really weren't.

> "That's a good question, actually. Do we have to pay child support?"

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Quiet. @theiongquiet.bsky.social · 5d

> "We have a what?"

The Damsel. @shiftingmound.bsky.social · 5d

The Long Quiet and I actually have a child we just haven't introduced any of you to them because you're all liars and snakes and bad influences

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