contemptress
@thejessness.bsky.social
tv+film editor+ae 🎬✂️
feline appreciator • yarn transformer
i’ll be on the dancefloor 🪩
[she/her]
📍cape town
feline appreciator • yarn transformer
i’ll be on the dancefloor 🪩
[she/her]
📍cape town
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contemptress
@thejessness.bsky.social
· Nov 15
new abyss, who dis?
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🧶🧶🧶
a quick bitch about knitting patterns:
might i suggest that, if you’re getting 10st/inch on size 1 needles, you probably need a long holiday on a quiet beach somewhere 😖😣😬
a quick bitch about knitting patterns:
might i suggest that, if you’re getting 10st/inch on size 1 needles, you probably need a long holiday on a quiet beach somewhere 😖😣😬
November 10, 2025 at 11:03 AM
🧶🧶🧶
a quick bitch about knitting patterns:
might i suggest that, if you’re getting 10st/inch on size 1 needles, you probably need a long holiday on a quiet beach somewhere 😖😣😬
a quick bitch about knitting patterns:
might i suggest that, if you’re getting 10st/inch on size 1 needles, you probably need a long holiday on a quiet beach somewhere 😖😣😬
sick of work. just wanna knit today.
November 28, 2025 at 8:21 AM
sick of work. just wanna knit today.
🧶 new sock yarn arrived. we wind.
November 27, 2025 at 1:58 PM
🧶 new sock yarn arrived. we wind.
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we're all thinking it
They found a Stargate ...
November 27, 2025 at 12:22 PM
we're all thinking it
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Meet me at the pickled egg bar in the next 20 minutes if u want an ass-kicking (and a pickled egg)
November 27, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Meet me at the pickled egg bar in the next 20 minutes if u want an ass-kicking (and a pickled egg)
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They found a Stargate ...
November 27, 2025 at 12:21 PM
They found a Stargate ...
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I am thankful for video games and weed
November 27, 2025 at 9:33 AM
I am thankful for video games and weed
it’s actually shameful how fast my outlook on life improves if i just do a smol exercise.
why does my brain fight me on this every fkn time?!!
why does my brain fight me on this every fkn time?!!
November 27, 2025 at 9:37 AM
it’s actually shameful how fast my outlook on life improves if i just do a smol exercise.
why does my brain fight me on this every fkn time?!!
why does my brain fight me on this every fkn time?!!
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$450 to get two new tires 💀
so anyway art commissions are open
so anyway art commissions are open
woke up with a flat tire 🫠
November 26, 2025 at 7:38 PM
$450 to get two new tires 💀
so anyway art commissions are open
so anyway art commissions are open
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i sense there’s something in the wind 🌀
November 26, 2025 at 7:06 PM
i sense there’s something in the wind 🌀
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One of the many things living with cats will teach you is if you are the sort of person who can say and mean, 'I do not negotiate with terrorists.'
November 26, 2025 at 7:16 PM
One of the many things living with cats will teach you is if you are the sort of person who can say and mean, 'I do not negotiate with terrorists.'
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I strongly support this kind of gloating, it’s good for everyone’s souls!
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I strongly support this kind of gloating, it’s good for everyone’s souls!
this show should’ve been a one-and-done
November 26, 2025 at 6:31 PM
this show should’ve been a one-and-done
really enjoying #DexterResurrection
November 26, 2025 at 6:23 PM
really enjoying #DexterResurrection
it’s november for fuckssake
November 26, 2025 at 6:15 PM
it’s november for fuckssake
tried a new yoga class today 🔥
me to instructor: i’ve not done much vinyasa, if i die just prop me up somewhere
him: totally, i’ll roll you up in your mat
😆💖
me to instructor: i’ve not done much vinyasa, if i die just prop me up somewhere
him: totally, i’ll roll you up in your mat
😆💖
November 26, 2025 at 3:37 PM
tried a new yoga class today 🔥
me to instructor: i’ve not done much vinyasa, if i die just prop me up somewhere
him: totally, i’ll roll you up in your mat
😆💖
me to instructor: i’ve not done much vinyasa, if i die just prop me up somewhere
him: totally, i’ll roll you up in your mat
😆💖
listening to Escaping NXIVM. keith raniere’s lawyer had fully drunk the koolaid hey? 😅😅
November 26, 2025 at 2:15 PM
listening to Escaping NXIVM. keith raniere’s lawyer had fully drunk the koolaid hey? 😅😅
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If you are a fan of Stephen King's short stories and novellas, what's your favourite?
Mine is Apt Pupil even though I refuse to read it ever again because it's so upsetting. I also have a soft spot for Sometimes They Come Back.
Mine is Apt Pupil even though I refuse to read it ever again because it's so upsetting. I also have a soft spot for Sometimes They Come Back.
November 26, 2025 at 9:28 AM
If you are a fan of Stephen King's short stories and novellas, what's your favourite?
Mine is Apt Pupil even though I refuse to read it ever again because it's so upsetting. I also have a soft spot for Sometimes They Come Back.
Mine is Apt Pupil even though I refuse to read it ever again because it's so upsetting. I also have a soft spot for Sometimes They Come Back.
lolz. i asked a colleague a question yesterday. they asked the liar machine and sent me the response. figured i’d test the info. shockingly, it was inaccurate
November 26, 2025 at 8:16 AM
lolz. i asked a colleague a question yesterday. they asked the liar machine and sent me the response. figured i’d test the info. shockingly, it was inaccurate
November 25, 2025 at 10:37 PM
✊
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 10:27 PM
✊
i have passed through exhausted and out the other side. too tired to sleep 🫠
November 25, 2025 at 10:26 PM
i have passed through exhausted and out the other side. too tired to sleep 🫠
i needs one
"SMPTE: Melt" [T007]
A #glitchart homage to the video calibration test cards of the analog broadcasting era. One of eight new designs in my new TEST PATTERN line at testpattern.threadless.com
These are arriving out in the world now - tag me if you wear any in your photos!
A #glitchart homage to the video calibration test cards of the analog broadcasting era. One of eight new designs in my new TEST PATTERN line at testpattern.threadless.com
These are arriving out in the world now - tag me if you wear any in your photos!
!["SMPTE: Melt" [T007] t-shirt design by Rob Sheridan of the SMPTE test card color bars melting into digital glitch. Available at https://testpattern.threadless.com](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:xk7r4kbdqfmrrzj3664ig4mt/bafkreihahapg6lrh6ifpjxflal2ocbkknxy4ueqzzxbthnyk5b5e7ixyhy@jpeg)
!["SMPTE: Melt" [T007] t-shirt design by Rob Sheridan of the SMPTE test card color bars melting into digital glitch. "Recalibrated from the SMPTE Color Bars Test Pattern first developed for NTSC broadcast television in 1951." Available at https://testpattern.threadless.com](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:xk7r4kbdqfmrrzj3664ig4mt/bafkreih2uotuziw3cdsdicmwsqaybbkayt2nvwy4ksjdaaf6wk2tiwrljq@jpeg)
November 25, 2025 at 9:24 PM
i needs one