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Stoller fell victim to one of the classic blunders - the most famous of which is "never agree to an interview with Isaac Chotiner" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go in against the menswear guy when death is on the line"!

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beetlejess @thejessness.bsky.social · 19h

thanks - i’ve BEEN trying to find a vegan cheese that melts properly but the options here are severely limited. the search continues. all your meals look delish!

beetlejess @thejessness.bsky.social · 19h

mods are asleep post brassicas 💚

ostrich stir fry with edamame, romanesco broccoli and black kale 😋

beetlejess @thejessness.bsky.social · 19h

pls tell me more about vegan mac+cheese? 😛

beetlejess @thejessness.bsky.social · 21h

we’ve reached Noctourniquet. it didn’t really resonate with me when it released, but damn. 🔥🔥🔥

beetlejess @thejessness.bsky.social · 1d

it’s mars volta monday

open.spotify.com/album/0CA2EV...

Deloused in the Comatorium

open.spotify.com

beetlejess @thejessness.bsky.social · 1d

converse one-star. the OG ✨😙👌

beetlejess @thejessness.bsky.social · 1d

ooo, i love this game! hating on a monday morning 😁😁😁

introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand.

1. red lettuce
2. snowpiercer
3. (i have a whole spotify list but let’s go with) drops of jupiter

Homeless ♿⚧️ Please Help @day10machine.bsky.social · 1d

Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand.

1. Seitan
2. Sideways
3. Tom Petty- Won't back down

it's charloween! (it/its) @charloh.online · 1d

Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand.

1. [invalid entry]
2. Dancer in the Dark (we loved it but gods no never again)
3. Nine Inch Nails - Closer

beetlejess @thejessness.bsky.social · 1d

it’s mars volta monday

open.spotify.com/album/0CA2EV...

Deloused in the Comatorium

open.spotify.com

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Arlan Skellington (scary) 🦇 @thehell.zone · 1d

me, when I am at my job: I should quit my job

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beetlejess @thejessness.bsky.social · 1d

how’s this working out for you?

beetlejess @thejessness.bsky.social · 1d

the correct take

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 1d

Virgo: You are destined to become the best in your chosen profession, in a last person alive sort of way.

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