Kyle Lees
thekylelees.bsky.social
Kyle Lees
@thekylelees.bsky.social
Former cartoonist, current nurse, and future NFL Hall of Famer for best smize.
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When you picture a stop-motion character, how big are they? Are they the size of a person, or the size of a doll? Even through they are portraying a person?
February 5, 2026 at 7:00 PM
“No green skin or your money back” works for both selling class rings and a lot of the stuff that have to leave in Innsmouth to buy.
February 2, 2026 at 12:25 AM
“No green skin or your money back” works for both selling class rings and a lot of the stuff that have to leave in Innsmouth to buy.
February 2, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Wowowowow
Learn my technique!

I love to paint winter scenes. It’s fun to paint snow, but you have to get the colors right! Here’s a few tips that help me succeed.

Questions welcomed!
January 21, 2026 at 8:46 PM
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Zero issues comic podcast!
We talk about the personification of Death in comics this week. Marvel. DC. The Endless. Lady Death. Apocalypse’s 4 horsemen and more!
Plus that Dilbert guy died.
Zeroissues.com or wherever you get awesome podcasts!
January 21, 2026 at 7:03 PM
I feel like, as a child, I imagined adult life having much more of a focus on wearing slacks. 41 years in, I’m not sure I could even identify a slack.
January 21, 2026 at 4:20 PM
January 12, 2026 at 4:00 AM
🎵All the spiders watching Sliders / Who’s your favourite character 🎵
January 11, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Rick Steiner had the meanest nickname. “Hey, your wrestler name will be Iceman, because you’re so cool. And Rick, you can be, uh, the dog-faced gremlin.”
January 7, 2026 at 5:21 AM
People who have had lifelong struggles relating to not feeling cool are often vindicated as actually really cool once they get comfortably into their forties, right?
January 6, 2026 at 9:49 AM
Does anybody else ever watch guided meditation videos, and be in the middle of breathing out when they tell you to take a deep breath in, and so you immediately have to start breathing in so that you are in sync with the instructions? This is a normal human thing to do, right?
January 5, 2026 at 4:00 AM
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....is this loss...?
January 4, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Attach GPS trackers to garbage trucks, connect it to an app. I want to know if I already missed the garbage truck.
January 2, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Don’t be coy with me, just tell me the nutritional facts for the whole bag. We all know I’m not having one third of a cup of snacks.
January 1, 2026 at 3:37 AM
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Who will stop the Piano Man's reign of terror?!
December 31, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I hope I’m not the only person who thinks that Mister Terrific’s “fair play” jacket is just the coolest thing in the world.
December 29, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Who’s on your Mount Rushmore of superheroes, and what stolen indigenous peoples’ land does it irrevocably damage?
December 15, 2025 at 3:25 AM
You idiots, you sheep, you don’t even get that you’re all Leonardos and I’m Michaelangelo, I’M THE PARTY DUDE HERE
December 3, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Do I LOOK like I have the time to watch the part in every winter survival video that features the guy’s shitty camp lunch, featuring a bunch of snow getting scooped up in a pot for them to melt over a fire? No, I’m very late.
December 1, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I took a job in August that has not worked out, and am lucky enough to be going back to the job I left for it. At the same time, a romantic relationship both began and ended. So, like, were the last three months a filler arc? Will there be any continuity with the main story of me’s narrative?
November 28, 2025 at 2:49 AM
It must suck to have recently dated a celebrity, because the odds that you’ll be watching TV and your ex will just pop up in an online gambling commercial are way higher.
November 24, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Hummingbird moths are friggin’ grooooooooss-looking. Friiiig!
November 15, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Maslow’s MLM of Needs, more like
November 14, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Fictional characters based on Ed Gein vs fictional characters based on Lorne Michaels.
November 13, 2025 at 8:18 PM