Kyle Lees
@thekylelees.bsky.social
Former cartoonist, current nurse, and future NFL Hall of Famer for best smize.
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When you picture a stop-motion character, how big are they? Are they the size of a person, or the size of a doll? Even through they are portraying a person?
February 5, 2026 at 7:00 PM
When you picture a stop-motion character, how big are they? Are they the size of a person, or the size of a doll? Even through they are portraying a person?
“No green skin or your money back” works for both selling class rings and a lot of the stuff that have to leave in Innsmouth to buy.
February 2, 2026 at 12:25 AM
“No green skin or your money back” works for both selling class rings and a lot of the stuff that have to leave in Innsmouth to buy.
“No green skin or your money back” works for both selling class rings and a lot of the stuff that have to leave in Innsmouth to buy.
February 2, 2026 at 12:25 AM
“No green skin or your money back” works for both selling class rings and a lot of the stuff that have to leave in Innsmouth to buy.
Wowowowow
Learn my technique!
I love to paint winter scenes. It’s fun to paint snow, but you have to get the colors right! Here’s a few tips that help me succeed.
Questions welcomed!
I love to paint winter scenes. It’s fun to paint snow, but you have to get the colors right! Here’s a few tips that help me succeed.
Questions welcomed!
January 21, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Wowowowow
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Zero issues comic podcast!
We talk about the personification of Death in comics this week. Marvel. DC. The Endless. Lady Death. Apocalypse’s 4 horsemen and more!
Plus that Dilbert guy died.
Zeroissues.com or wherever you get awesome podcasts!
We talk about the personification of Death in comics this week. Marvel. DC. The Endless. Lady Death. Apocalypse’s 4 horsemen and more!
Plus that Dilbert guy died.
Zeroissues.com or wherever you get awesome podcasts!
January 21, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Zero issues comic podcast!
We talk about the personification of Death in comics this week. Marvel. DC. The Endless. Lady Death. Apocalypse’s 4 horsemen and more!
Plus that Dilbert guy died.
Zeroissues.com or wherever you get awesome podcasts!
We talk about the personification of Death in comics this week. Marvel. DC. The Endless. Lady Death. Apocalypse’s 4 horsemen and more!
Plus that Dilbert guy died.
Zeroissues.com or wherever you get awesome podcasts!
I feel like, as a child, I imagined adult life having much more of a focus on wearing slacks. 41 years in, I’m not sure I could even identify a slack.
January 21, 2026 at 4:20 PM
I feel like, as a child, I imagined adult life having much more of a focus on wearing slacks. 41 years in, I’m not sure I could even identify a slack.
January 12, 2026 at 4:00 AM
🎵All the spiders watching Sliders / Who’s your favourite character 🎵
January 11, 2026 at 6:15 PM
🎵All the spiders watching Sliders / Who’s your favourite character 🎵
Rick Steiner had the meanest nickname. “Hey, your wrestler name will be Iceman, because you’re so cool. And Rick, you can be, uh, the dog-faced gremlin.”
January 7, 2026 at 5:21 AM
Rick Steiner had the meanest nickname. “Hey, your wrestler name will be Iceman, because you’re so cool. And Rick, you can be, uh, the dog-faced gremlin.”
People who have had lifelong struggles relating to not feeling cool are often vindicated as actually really cool once they get comfortably into their forties, right?
January 6, 2026 at 9:49 AM
People who have had lifelong struggles relating to not feeling cool are often vindicated as actually really cool once they get comfortably into their forties, right?
Does anybody else ever watch guided meditation videos, and be in the middle of breathing out when they tell you to take a deep breath in, and so you immediately have to start breathing in so that you are in sync with the instructions? This is a normal human thing to do, right?
January 5, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Does anybody else ever watch guided meditation videos, and be in the middle of breathing out when they tell you to take a deep breath in, and so you immediately have to start breathing in so that you are in sync with the instructions? This is a normal human thing to do, right?
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....is this loss...?
January 4, 2026 at 10:33 PM
....is this loss...?
Attach GPS trackers to garbage trucks, connect it to an app. I want to know if I already missed the garbage truck.
January 2, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Attach GPS trackers to garbage trucks, connect it to an app. I want to know if I already missed the garbage truck.
Don’t be coy with me, just tell me the nutritional facts for the whole bag. We all know I’m not having one third of a cup of snacks.
January 1, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Don’t be coy with me, just tell me the nutritional facts for the whole bag. We all know I’m not having one third of a cup of snacks.
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Who will stop the Piano Man's reign of terror?!
December 31, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Who will stop the Piano Man's reign of terror?!
I hope I’m not the only person who thinks that Mister Terrific’s “fair play” jacket is just the coolest thing in the world.
December 29, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I hope I’m not the only person who thinks that Mister Terrific’s “fair play” jacket is just the coolest thing in the world.
Who’s on your Mount Rushmore of superheroes, and what stolen indigenous peoples’ land does it irrevocably damage?
December 15, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Who’s on your Mount Rushmore of superheroes, and what stolen indigenous peoples’ land does it irrevocably damage?
You idiots, you sheep, you don’t even get that you’re all Leonardos and I’m Michaelangelo, I’M THE PARTY DUDE HERE
December 3, 2025 at 5:00 AM
You idiots, you sheep, you don’t even get that you’re all Leonardos and I’m Michaelangelo, I’M THE PARTY DUDE HERE
Do I LOOK like I have the time to watch the part in every winter survival video that features the guy’s shitty camp lunch, featuring a bunch of snow getting scooped up in a pot for them to melt over a fire? No, I’m very late.
December 1, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Do I LOOK like I have the time to watch the part in every winter survival video that features the guy’s shitty camp lunch, featuring a bunch of snow getting scooped up in a pot for them to melt over a fire? No, I’m very late.
I took a job in August that has not worked out, and am lucky enough to be going back to the job I left for it. At the same time, a romantic relationship both began and ended. So, like, were the last three months a filler arc? Will there be any continuity with the main story of me’s narrative?
November 28, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I took a job in August that has not worked out, and am lucky enough to be going back to the job I left for it. At the same time, a romantic relationship both began and ended. So, like, were the last three months a filler arc? Will there be any continuity with the main story of me’s narrative?
It must suck to have recently dated a celebrity, because the odds that you’ll be watching TV and your ex will just pop up in an online gambling commercial are way higher.
November 24, 2025 at 3:31 AM
It must suck to have recently dated a celebrity, because the odds that you’ll be watching TV and your ex will just pop up in an online gambling commercial are way higher.
Hummingbird moths are friggin’ grooooooooss-looking. Friiiig!
November 15, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Hummingbird moths are friggin’ grooooooooss-looking. Friiiig!
Maslow’s MLM of Needs, more like
November 14, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Maslow’s MLM of Needs, more like
Fictional characters based on Ed Gein vs fictional characters based on Lorne Michaels.
November 13, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Fictional characters based on Ed Gein vs fictional characters based on Lorne Michaels.