Kyle Lees
thekylelees.bsky.social
Kyle Lees
@thekylelees.bsky.social
Former cartoonist, current nurse, and future NFL Hall of Famer for best smize.
People who have had lifelong struggles relating to not feeling cool are often vindicated as actually really cool once they get comfortably into their forties, right?
January 6, 2026 at 9:49 AM
Does anybody else ever watch guided meditation videos, and be in the middle of breathing out when they tell you to take a deep breath in, and so you immediately have to start breathing in so that you are in sync with the instructions? This is a normal human thing to do, right?
January 5, 2026 at 4:00 AM
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....is this loss...?
January 4, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Attach GPS trackers to garbage trucks, connect it to an app. I want to know if I already missed the garbage truck.
January 2, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Don’t be coy with me, just tell me the nutritional facts for the whole bag. We all know I’m not having one third of a cup of snacks.
January 1, 2026 at 3:37 AM
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Who will stop the Piano Man's reign of terror?!
December 31, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I hope I’m not the only person who thinks that Mister Terrific’s “fair play” jacket is just the coolest thing in the world.
December 29, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Who’s on your Mount Rushmore of superheroes, and what stolen indigenous peoples’ land does it irrevocably damage?
December 15, 2025 at 3:25 AM
You idiots, you sheep, you don’t even get that you’re all Leonardos and I’m Michaelangelo, I’M THE PARTY DUDE HERE
December 3, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Do I LOOK like I have the time to watch the part in every winter survival video that features the guy’s shitty camp lunch, featuring a bunch of snow getting scooped up in a pot for them to melt over a fire? No, I’m very late.
December 1, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I took a job in August that has not worked out, and am lucky enough to be going back to the job I left for it. At the same time, a romantic relationship both began and ended. So, like, were the last three months a filler arc? Will there be any continuity with the main story of me’s narrative?
November 28, 2025 at 2:49 AM
It must suck to have recently dated a celebrity, because the odds that you’ll be watching TV and your ex will just pop up in an online gambling commercial are way higher.
November 24, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Hummingbird moths are friggin’ grooooooooss-looking. Friiiig!
November 15, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Maslow’s MLM of Needs, more like
November 14, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Fictional characters based on Ed Gein vs fictional characters based on Lorne Michaels.
November 13, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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Zero issues comic podcast episode!
We interview Tyler Mane - wrestler, actor and comic creator. #MichaelMyers #sabretooth in X-Men.
#zeroissues dot calm or the vid on YT

#TylerMane #TheLastSpartanRedTape #ChristopherPriest #MarcSilvestri #WCW #UWF #DoomPatrol #JupitersLegacy #ComicPodcast
November 5, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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Hasbro's GIJoe Classified Series Legacy Action Police Officer is an incredibly versatile figure that you can plug in to just about any action figure display.
October 31, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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Actually, seeing a man of color, getting scared, and calling The Police, is pretty typical racist behavior
October 30, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I *just figured out lefty loosie righty tighty. “Ohhhh, it’s the direction that your hand is turning!” I don’t know why that works for me, but it does.
October 31, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Oh, is it an embarrassing zit on my neck? Or did I get a hickey from a sexy bee???
October 2, 2025 at 4:26 PM
The amount of folks I’ve seen complaining about having to check their bags at this show at Budweiser Stage is bonkers. I get it, you want to keep your stuff with you, fair. But it’s Budweiser Stage, of course they are going to gouge you! Don’t take it out on the staff. Don’t be gross.
September 24, 2025 at 11:38 PM
The good thing about novelty songs is that,as a musician,maybe you wrote a song about a way you’re feeling. And twenty years later,you probably don’t feel that way, but you still have to play that song! But if you write a novelty song, you can always feel like you are, like, a horny Fred Flintstone.
September 24, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Paramount would make a lot of people (me) happy and make themselves a lot of money (from me) if they would just make a show called Garak and Varrick.
September 22, 2025 at 3:09 AM
What ABOUT Daddy Cool?
September 21, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I think if I were to end up as a professional wrestler, my gimmick would be The Flincher.
September 12, 2025 at 5:46 AM