🥚 𝓖𝓾𝓭𝓮𝓽𝓪𝓶𝓪 (Human!)
@thelazyegg.bsky.social
The worlds most unmotivated egg Gudetama!
#ParodyRP x #MVRP x #SanrioRP x #GudetamaRP
art by wildmuffin2000
ran by : #Meadow
#ParodyRP x #MVRP x #SanrioRP x #GudetamaRP
art by wildmuffin2000
ran by : #Meadow
Pinned
“Hehe who thought to mess with you..?” it slowly said.
Fool me once, shame on me.
Fool me twice, shame on you.
Fool me thrice, I’m feeding you dryer sheets.
Fool me twice, shame on you.
Fool me thrice, I’m feeding you dryer sheets.
September 22, 2025 at 4:37 PM
“Hehe who thought to mess with you..?” it slowly said.
“I smell eggs burning.”
September 21, 2025 at 3:36 PM
“I smell eggs burning.”
slides off the stake.
September 21, 2025 at 2:47 PM
slides off the stake.
yeah.
“Did you drink all the soy sauce again?”
Yawn…
imagine not liking eggs
imagine not liking eggs
September 21, 2025 at 2:46 PM
yeah.
Yawn…
imagine not liking eggs
imagine not liking eggs
September 2, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Yawn…
imagine not liking eggs
imagine not liking eggs
“I was promise a pack of soybeans…”
where is my life time supply of soy sauce/ soy beans at?
August 14, 2025 at 7:09 AM
“I was promise a pack of soybeans…”
i don’t get paid enough for this
August 7, 2025 at 4:00 PM
i don’t get paid enough for this
where is my life time supply of soy sauce/ soy beans at?
August 7, 2025 at 3:58 PM
where is my life time supply of soy sauce/ soy beans at?
< Steals yo soy sauce
August 7, 2025 at 10:53 AM
< Steals yo soy sauce
…..but disney this is egg
a cupcake sits on a saucer on a table surrounded by blue daisies
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August 2, 2025 at 5:16 AM
…..but disney this is egg
my current bath
August 2, 2025 at 5:04 AM
my current bath
yeah
"The egg talks?"
“Mah.”
August 2, 2025 at 5:03 AM
yeah
ahhh yay
August 2, 2025 at 5:03 AM
ahhh yay
heh thank you.. ~
July 24, 2025 at 3:57 PM
heh thank you.. ~
“I’m sorry- it’s gudetama.”
July 24, 2025 at 12:24 PM
“I’m sorry- it’s gudetama.”
“Nice to meet you terry … it’s nice to know other people.”
it smiled reaching out for the hand shake.
it smiled reaching out for the hand shake.
July 24, 2025 at 12:10 PM
“Nice to meet you terry … it’s nice to know other people.”
it smiled reaching out for the hand shake.
it smiled reaching out for the hand shake.
“ shocking right?”
July 24, 2025 at 12:05 PM
“ shocking right?”
July 24, 2025 at 11:58 AM
July 24, 2025 at 11:57 AM
July 24, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Holding a hot chili pepper 🌶️
July 24, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Holding a hot chili pepper 🌶️
happy pride month everyone
gudetama is non binary!
gudetama is non binary!
June 14, 2025 at 8:42 AM
happy pride month everyone
gudetama is non binary!
gudetama is non binary!