kayfabe jones
@theliesofbryan.bsky.social
Interested in words. Neurodiversity. Kindness. Creativity. Owned by a cat. Late diagnosed autistic. AEW fan. They/them. "Fix your hearts or die."
November 27, 2025 at 7:16 PM
November 27, 2025 at 7:04 PM
"now i would love to stay and chat all night. just us gals. but i have a message for your cavewoman daughter"
toni storm just 💀💀💀💀ing mox and marina
#AEWDynamite 🤼
toni storm just 💀💀💀💀ing mox and marina
#AEWDynamite 🤼
November 27, 2025 at 6:16 PM
"now i would love to stay and chat all night. just us gals. but i have a message for your cavewoman daughter"
toni storm just 💀💀💀💀ing mox and marina
#AEWDynamite 🤼
toni storm just 💀💀💀💀ing mox and marina
#AEWDynamite 🤼
mox really got the crowd to bite on those near falls. made mascara dorada look like a serious threat
(almost like mox is REALLY good at this stuff)
#AEWDynamite 🤼
(almost like mox is REALLY good at this stuff)
#AEWDynamite 🤼
November 27, 2025 at 6:11 PM
mox really got the crowd to bite on those near falls. made mascara dorada look like a serious threat
(almost like mox is REALLY good at this stuff)
#AEWDynamite 🤼
(almost like mox is REALLY good at this stuff)
#AEWDynamite 🤼
November 27, 2025 at 5:39 PM
if that mark briscoe post-match promo doesn't make you feel something
then your heart is made of stone. and your soul is made of custard
#AEWDynamite 🤼
then your heart is made of stone. and your soul is made of custard
#AEWDynamite 🤼
November 27, 2025 at 5:12 PM
if that mark briscoe post-match promo doesn't make you feel something
then your heart is made of stone. and your soul is made of custard
#AEWDynamite 🤼
then your heart is made of stone. and your soul is made of custard
#AEWDynamite 🤼
November 27, 2025 at 4:54 PM
November 27, 2025 at 4:37 PM
here's the thing. if women and other marginalised people in wrestling start naming names
there's a good chance one of your favourites will be named. or one of my favourites
so i say fuck it
throw the floodgates open. whatever burns down deserves to burn down
#wrestlesky 🤼
there's a good chance one of your favourites will be named. or one of my favourites
so i say fuck it
throw the floodgates open. whatever burns down deserves to burn down
#wrestlesky 🤼
November 26, 2025 at 5:40 PM
here's the thing. if women and other marginalised people in wrestling start naming names
there's a good chance one of your favourites will be named. or one of my favourites
so i say fuck it
throw the floodgates open. whatever burns down deserves to burn down
#wrestlesky 🤼
there's a good chance one of your favourites will be named. or one of my favourites
so i say fuck it
throw the floodgates open. whatever burns down deserves to burn down
#wrestlesky 🤼
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November 25, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Reposted by kayfabe jones
Stephen King: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this
Elon Musk: [rising from bushes] eyyyy Stephano king
Musk: itsa me, you besta friend elon
Musk: elon musk!
Elon Musk: [rising from bushes] eyyyy Stephano king
Musk: itsa me, you besta friend elon
Musk: elon musk!
November 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Stephen King: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this
Elon Musk: [rising from bushes] eyyyy Stephano king
Musk: itsa me, you besta friend elon
Musk: elon musk!
Elon Musk: [rising from bushes] eyyyy Stephano king
Musk: itsa me, you besta friend elon
Musk: elon musk!
Reposted by kayfabe jones
Unsolicited writing advice, no. 15:
Don’t be a control freak. Give your characters agency. If they can surprise you, ambush you, knock you off balance, it means you’ve made them come to life. Follow them. See what they do.
Don’t be a control freak. Give your characters agency. If they can surprise you, ambush you, knock you off balance, it means you’ve made them come to life. Follow them. See what they do.
November 26, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Unsolicited writing advice, no. 15:
Don’t be a control freak. Give your characters agency. If they can surprise you, ambush you, knock you off balance, it means you’ve made them come to life. Follow them. See what they do.
Don’t be a control freak. Give your characters agency. If they can surprise you, ambush you, knock you off balance, it means you’ve made them come to life. Follow them. See what they do.
saw a clickbait headline: "bret hart shoots on everything"
hot take (apparently):
i'm pretty sick of bret burying everybody who isn't him
eventually. he just comes off as bitter and out of touch
wait. who's that at my door. NO, DON'T POINT THAT THING AT M
#AEW 🤼
hot take (apparently):
i'm pretty sick of bret burying everybody who isn't him
eventually. he just comes off as bitter and out of touch
wait. who's that at my door. NO, DON'T POINT THAT THING AT M
#AEW 🤼
November 25, 2025 at 8:08 PM
saw a clickbait headline: "bret hart shoots on everything"
hot take (apparently):
i'm pretty sick of bret burying everybody who isn't him
eventually. he just comes off as bitter and out of touch
wait. who's that at my door. NO, DON'T POINT THAT THING AT M
#AEW 🤼
hot take (apparently):
i'm pretty sick of bret burying everybody who isn't him
eventually. he just comes off as bitter and out of touch
wait. who's that at my door. NO, DON'T POINT THAT THING AT M
#AEW 🤼
can i interest anybody in a cat
about yay high. grumpy
and currently stealing my seat
about yay high. grumpy
and currently stealing my seat
November 25, 2025 at 7:50 PM
can i interest anybody in a cat
about yay high. grumpy
and currently stealing my seat
about yay high. grumpy
and currently stealing my seat
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kazuchika okada is the best wrestler because he will fucking kill you but he’s also bitchy and camp and will steal your man and nick jackson’s clothes #AEWFullGear 🤼
November 23, 2025 at 1:04 AM
kazuchika okada is the best wrestler because he will fucking kill you but he’s also bitchy and camp and will steal your man and nick jackson’s clothes #AEWFullGear 🤼
i'm 42 years old. and i was screaming at my tv like a lunatic when mark briscoe won that match
#AEWFullGear 🤼
#AEWFullGear 🤼
November 23, 2025 at 3:42 PM
i'm 42 years old. and i was screaming at my tv like a lunatic when mark briscoe won that match
#AEWFullGear 🤼
#AEWFullGear 🤼
November 23, 2025 at 3:33 PM
kyle o'reilly's best moment in an aew ring. by far
and yet another example of mox putting somebody else over
#AEWFullGear 🤼
and yet another example of mox putting somebody else over
#AEWFullGear 🤼
November 23, 2025 at 2:13 PM
kyle o'reilly's best moment in an aew ring. by far
and yet another example of mox putting somebody else over
#AEWFullGear 🤼
and yet another example of mox putting somebody else over
#AEWFullGear 🤼
November 23, 2025 at 2:05 PM
bryan danielson turning up for commentary on day 1 like
"i'm the best in the business at this already"
i actually don't miss him wrestling. because he's so good with the headset on
#AEWFullGear
"i'm the best in the business at this already"
i actually don't miss him wrestling. because he's so good with the headset on
#AEWFullGear
November 23, 2025 at 1:47 PM
bryan danielson turning up for commentary on day 1 like
"i'm the best in the business at this already"
i actually don't miss him wrestling. because he's so good with the headset on
#AEWFullGear
"i'm the best in the business at this already"
i actually don't miss him wrestling. because he's so good with the headset on
#AEWFullGear
don't usually consider kyle o'reilly to be my favourite wrestler
but then he's on my tv. and i can't think why not
#AEWDynamite 🤼
but then he's on my tv. and i can't think why not
#AEWDynamite 🤼
November 23, 2025 at 1:39 PM
November 23, 2025 at 1:21 PM
ricochet sneaking into the ring to join the death riders' corner attacks on oc is peak shithouse heel work
10/10. no notes
#AEWFullGear 🤼
10/10. no notes
#AEWFullGear 🤼
November 23, 2025 at 1:15 PM
ricochet sneaking into the ring to join the death riders' corner attacks on oc is peak shithouse heel work
10/10. no notes
#AEWFullGear 🤼
10/10. no notes
#AEWFullGear 🤼
say what you will about ftr. but give them a decent opponent and enough time to cook
and you'll get a tag team match that's as good as anything you've ever seen
#AEWFullGear 🤼
and you'll get a tag team match that's as good as anything you've ever seen
#AEWFullGear 🤼
November 23, 2025 at 12:51 PM
say what you will about ftr. but give them a decent opponent and enough time to cook
and you'll get a tag team match that's as good as anything you've ever seen
#AEWFullGear 🤼
and you'll get a tag team match that's as good as anything you've ever seen
#AEWFullGear 🤼
November 23, 2025 at 12:28 PM