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kayfabe jones

@theliesofbryan.bsky.social

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Interested in words. Neurodiversity. Kindness. Creativity. Owned by a cat. Late diagnosed autistic. AEW fan. They/them. "Fix your hearts or die."

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kayfabe jones @theliesofbryan.bsky.social · 4m

orange cassidy, probably: i dunno. go ask your dad if you can do it 🤼

kayfabe jones @theliesofbryan.bsky.social · 14m

harley cameron's weapon of choice being a chain wrapped around a guitar neck is very on gremlin brand

#AEWCollision 🤼

kayfabe jones @theliesofbryan.bsky.social · 24m

pro wrestling has come a long way since '97 ahmed "ain't gonna let no bitch hit me" johnson

also. willow nightingale beating up dudes is everything i need in life

#AEWCollision 🤼

kayfabe jones @theliesofbryan.bsky.social · 29m

elite fans are such detail nerds (complimentary)

#AEWCollision 🤼

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kayfabe jones @theliesofbryan.bsky.social · 33m

the work they did to bring the crowd back up after ibushi's injury was very impressive

(and also cunty) 🤼

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kayfabe jones @theliesofbryan.bsky.social · 43m

a panel show guest host literally became prime minister

and people wonder why this country's so fucked up

kayfabe jones @theliesofbryan.bsky.social · 1h

related note: is rick knox really bald

or did somebody just steal his hair while he was distracted. and he hasn't noticed yet

#AEWCollision 🤼

Amy Nemmity @amy.wrestlejoy.com · 12h

Bryce Remsburg is the best bald, I don't make the rules.

#AEWCollision

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✨iSwimmi✨ @iswimmi.bsky.social · 13h

Happy Halloween season, here's re-animator Jurassic Express 😈🧪

Illustration of Jurassic Express, Jack Perry standing over Luchasaurus on a surgical table with a re-animator needle.

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kayfabe jones @theliesofbryan.bsky.social · 1h

should've prefaced with a cw (cane warning)

kayfabe jones @theliesofbryan.bsky.social · 2h

dunno. seems innocent to me

kayfabe jones @theliesofbryan.bsky.social · 2h

oh, poor kota ibushi 😖

that was a nasty one. also nothing like i expected

not even entirely sure who fell first

i think he might have been okay. if his foot hadn't caught the ringpost on the way down

either way. just horrible luck 💔

#AEWCollision 🤼

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kayfabe jones @theliesofbryan.bsky.social · 15h

i just thought she ripped off jill murphy's worst witch books

(also i hated that she got published when i could write circles around her. despite my many, many failings)

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kayfabe jones @theliesofbryan.bsky.social · 16h

shinobi vs. dragon ninja was their peak. it was shite

i was almost completely gone from the fandom when the truth came out

funnily enough. i always hated jk rowling too

(for all the wrong reasons. but a stopped clock is right at least twice a day. or in both of those cases)

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kayfabe jones @theliesofbryan.bsky.social · 16h

good for her 💜

kayfabe jones @theliesofbryan.bsky.social · 16h

i hated the band because their music sucked. what kurt cobain would've called "first time offenders"

and then i heard ... that 🤮

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kayfabe jones @theliesofbryan.bsky.social · 16h

gorgeous girl on the skyline 💜

kayfabe jones @theliesofbryan.bsky.social · 16h

nyla shot first

kayfabe jones @theliesofbryan.bsky.social · 16h

possibly the most loathsome thing that ever passed itself off as human

(and that covers some truly, utterly rancid ground)

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kayfabe jones @theliesofbryan.bsky.social · 16h

in another life. i cringed at women's wrestling

now. and to be VERY clear

i fucking love it. and toni storm most of all

#AEW 🤼

kayfabe jones @theliesofbryan.bsky.social · 17h

more like haus of she fine. amirite

kayfabe jones @theliesofbryan.bsky.social · 18h

a 50s hollywood movie star and an ... alien

lying in the middle of a ring. head to head. passing a mic back and forth

while tenderly stroking each other's faces. before they fight

now try to explain THAT to the non-wrestling fan in your life

#AEW 🤼

Waffly Bollox wrestling podcast @wafflybollox.bsky.social · 18h

putting it out there: they ought to be the main event of Wrestledream 🤼

episode 124 is live and very excited about the galaxy's greatest: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/e...

Toni Storm and Kris Statlander lying down together in the ring to deliver a promo in last week's Collision

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kayfabe jones @theliesofbryan.bsky.social · 18h

opened the bbc website on my phone. saw the news of ... a particular death. in prison

and instinctively said aloud, "oh good"

i'd also like to add:

hope it fucking hurt

kayfabe jones @theliesofbryan.bsky.social · 19h

couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy

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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · 19h

new hangman propaganda film being disseminated this friday

(its actually very good and i am proud of it)

youtu.be/05Nter-UzF8?...

SNEAK PEEK: "The Good, The Bad and the Hangman" Trailer | AEW Stories

YouTube video by All Elite Wrestling

youtu.be

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kayfabe jones @theliesofbryan.bsky.social · 1d

floof spill on aisle 2