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Where logic meets laughter. Daily memes, curious facts, and brain-tingling fun. Smart jokes. Dumb laughs. Strange facts. Welcome to The LOLgic
A man swallowed a $19K Fabergé pendant in an Auckland jewelry store theft. Police waited 6 days for it to pass naturally.

The Bond-inspired piece - gold, diamonds & sapphires was recovered with price tag intact.

#fabergependant #JamesBond #Octopussy #JewelryTheft #NewZealand #auckland #TheLolgic
December 5, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Me: "I want to read a murder mystery."
Also me: "But I also need a Regency romance."
My Brain: "Say no more." 🤝

Why live one life when you can confuse yourself with two completely different timelines in the same hour?

#bookstagram #readerproblems #bookworm #TheLolgic #relatable #bibliophile
December 5, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Netflix acquires Warner Bros. & HBO Max for $82.7B after winning bidding war vs Paramount & Comcast. Deal includes DC, Harry Potter, Game of Thrones franchises.

Expected to close in 12-18 months pending approval.

#Netflix #WarnerBros #HBOMax #DCComics #HarryPotter #GameOfThrones #TheLolgic
December 5, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Detroit confirms expansion of its wireless-charging road network. 🇺🇸

After a successful 2-year pilot on 14th St that withstood winter conditions, MDOT will install the tech on Michigan Avenue (US-12) in Spring 2026. ⚡🚗

#ElectricVehicle #WirelessCharging #TheLolgic #USA #America #Michigan #Detroit
December 4, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Sony is phasing out legacy PSN features for new PS4 game submissions by Spring 2026.🎮

This is a backend update for developers, not a shutdown. Your console and online play remain fully supported.

#PlayStation #gaming #GamingNews #Sony #VideoGames #gamingcommunity #USA #TheLolgic #ps4 #ps5
December 4, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Spain officially recognizes pets as sentient beings, not objects.

Courts must consider an animal's welfare in custody battles and inheritance cases, marking a historic shift in rights. 🐶

#AnimalRights #Spain #PetCustody #SentientBeings #doglover #TheLolgic #Europe #PetWellness #dogsofinstagram
December 4, 2025 at 7:18 PM
A raccoon in Virginia fell through a liquor store ceiling, smashed bottles, drank whiskey, and was found passed out in the bathroom.

Animal control confirmed he was released after sobering up to a hangover.

#Virginia #Raccoon #Ashland #USA #PartyAnimal #TheLolgic #drunkies #trashpanda
December 3, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Miley Cyrus is officially engaged to Maxx Morando! 💍

After 4 years of dating, the couple confirmed the happy news. From buying her own flowers to getting the ring, we love this era!

#MileyCyrus #MaxxMorando #Engaged #PopCulture #MileyStewart #USA #TheLolgic #hollywood
December 3, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Always late? It’s often the "Planning Fallacy", your brain ignores reality to assume travel goes perfectly.

The fix: Force yourself to double every time estimate.

10 mins = 20.

#Psychology #TimeBlindness #ADHDAwareness #BehavioralScience #SocialJetLag #NeuroDivergent #TheLolgic #SelfImprovement
December 3, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Real-life Game of Thrones: A parasitic ant queen sprays acid on a rival queen, tricking the colony’s workers into killing their own mother to install herself on the throne. 🐜👑

#Entomology #AntS #Parasites #Science #NatureLovers #TheLolgic #GameOfThrones #Japan #Kyushu
December 2, 2025 at 10:37 PM
A massive 2,000-year-old hoard has been found in the UK! 🏺

The "Melsonby Hoard" contains 900+ Iron Age items, including chariots and jewelry, that were ritually smashed by the Brigantes tribe.

History rewritten.🤯

#Archaeology #AncientHistory #IronAge #Yorkshire #Britain #TheLolgic #RomanEmpire
December 2, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Thieves in Brussels snatched a controversial "faceless" baby Jesus from a Nativity scene.

The artist designed the blank features for inclusivity, but critics called the dolls "zombie-like."

Police are baffled.🎄

#Brussels #ModernArt #Christmas #Jesus #Belgium #TheLolgic #JesusChrist #Catholic
December 2, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Why do those extra 5 minutes feel like premium sleep DLC?
We snooze like we have nothing to do… then sprint through the morning like it’s a side quest we forgot existed.

One day we’ll wake up on time. But not today. And definitely not tomorrow.

#RelatableMemes #Memes #TheLolgic #memesdaily
December 1, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Chernobyl dogs are now a genetically distinct population. ☢️🐕

Scientists found strays in the zone have unique DNA, descended from pets abandoned in 1986.

They adapted to survive the radiation.

#Chernobyl #Genetics #Nature #Survival #USA #Science #DogLovers #Evolution #TheLolgic
December 1, 2025 at 6:59 PM
It’s crazy to think we’ve been riding alongside the party since 2016. The Upside Down might have taken over, but the bond is stronger than ever.

Who else isn't ready to say goodbye? 🚲

#StrangerThings5 #StrangerThings #ELEVEN #mikewheeler #Hawkins #Netflix #nostalgia #TheLolgic #MillieBobbyBrown
November 30, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Watch your words. A UK tribunal ruled calling men "bald" is sex-related harassment. They cited hair loss as a male-prevalent trait, making the insult discriminatory

#WorkPlace #MensHealth #UK #UnitedKingdom #Bald #Baldness #TheLolgic
November 30, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Stanford study of 22 identical twin pairs finds that switching to a vegan diet lowers "bad" LDL cholesterol and insulin levels in just 4 weeks compared to meat-eating siblings.

Diet quality beats genetics.

#StanfordUniversity #HeartHealth #Cholesterol #Vegan #USA #TheLolgic #California
November 30, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Buenos Aires is hosting a massive Golden Retriever gathering to break the world record! 🐕

Originally planned for Nov 30, it’s moved to Dec 8 due to weather. They aim to beat the US record of ~1,300 dogs with over 2,500 Goldens.

#GoldenRetriever #BuenosAires #Argentina #TheLolgic #BosquesDePalermo
November 29, 2025 at 11:04 PM
At 21.1 inches, Pumuckel is officially the world's shortest horse.

This German therapy pony visits nursing homes and schools, bringing huge smiles in a tiny package. 🐴📏

#ShortestHorse #GuinnessWorldRecord #Pumuckel #TherapyAnimals #Germany #AmazingAnimals #HorseLife #TheLolgic
November 29, 2025 at 6:50 PM
A Kentucky hunter ignored his son’s call while in a deer stand to keep playing an online lottery game. Seconds later, he won a $1.1 million jackpot on a $30 wager. Talk about the right call.

#Kentucky #lotterywinner #jackpot #usa #TheLolgic #luckyday #mccrearycounty
November 29, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I swear these buttons get harder every year 😭
My brain: “We’ll be productive tomorrow… probably.”
Also my brain: “Play the cat content.”

Which button are YOU pressing today? 👇
Tag someone who always picks the wrong one 😂🔥

#TheLolgic #Memes #memesdaily #CatVideos #relatable
November 28, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Scientists can now translate human thoughts into text without implants.

Using fMRI and AI, researchers created a decoder that interprets brain activity with high accuracy.

A massive leap for neuroscience.

#ArtificialIntelligence #FutureTech #MindReading #UTAustin #Science #USA #TheLolgic #Texas
November 28, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Scientists just turned walnut shells into electric generators. 🌰⚡️
Using the shell’s porous structure, a new device harnesses water evaporation to create clean energy.

A huge win for food waste & sustainability.

#Science #CleanEnergy #Innovation #Engineering #Ontario #Canada #TheLolgic #Walnuts
November 27, 2025 at 11:05 PM
At this point I’ll burn my data plan 💀🔥

Why does every WiFi password look like someone’s trying to hack NASA??

My phone’s autocorrect had a full breakdown typing “sK9!_vP#4LxTq92Z$7@wF” 😭

Tag the friend who makes their guests WORK for internet access ⬇️

#TheLolgic #Memes #memesdaily #relatable
November 27, 2025 at 10:01 PM