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The Longest Johns
@thelongestjohns.bsky.social
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A capella folk band with GSOH. Have shanties, will travel. Bookings email - [email protected]
Pieces of Eight - STRICKEN is out NOW!
https://www.thelongestjohns.com/
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As a little Wednesday bonus, we've put the enjoyable outtakes from filming Paddy Lay Back up on Youtube (and in LANDSCAPE!) for your convenience! Go check 'em out!
youtu.be/xFMM_UQVnLc

#TheLongestJohns #Outtakes #BehindTheScenes #Funny #Highlights
Thumbnail for the Paddy Lay Back - The Outtakes video, showing a collage of Robbie, Andy, and JD all expericing some kind of exciting misadventure. where each of them is in the process of falling off a mountain board.
November 26, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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As we ready ourselves for a little Winter hibernation, there will soon be *rather exciting* news about our plans for 2026. If you'd like to be sure you don't miss out, please head on through and subscribe to our mailing list!
bio.site/TheLongestJo...

#TheLongestJohns #Folk #Shanty #Music #2026
A sample image of the previous newsletter, showing the kinds of information contained within the November update! There's news of new march arriving in the store, the latest video, an announcement of the next upcoming stream and highlights from the last one, as well as links to the podcast. This is a screenshot showing where someone might, if they so choose, go and enter their name and email address to subscribe to the mailing list. Keen-eyed viewers may note that the typo has been fixed. You're welcome.
November 25, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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It's Just the Songs! A condensed musical blast of all the songs taken from our last livestream, for you to listen back through! And don't forget we also provide the streams in Podcast form too!
youtu.be/wigeFoFVWM0

#TheLongestJohns #Livestream #Folk #Shanty #Music
Bostreamian Rhapsody - Just the Songs | The Longest Johns Singing Stream
Just the songs from our 2025 November live stream. Is this the real link? Is this just fantastream? Yes, and no! We're here, we're singing and ready to tease some very very exciting announcements…
youtu.be
November 24, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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desertbus.org/2025/prize/V... This is our VERY LAST giveaway of the Desert Bus for Hope 2025 run! And it's definitely worth the wait. This 1:1 scale FF7 Buster Sword replica is finally up for grabs, and if you want a chance to win...then donate $7.77 or multiples thereof by 11:45am PST!!
1:1 Scale FF VII Buster Sword Replica
This 1:1 scale recreation of the iconic Buster Sword from Final Fantasy 7 is a behemoth of a prop. Measuring a staggering 170cm (5′7″) long it's sure to impress, whether it's as a cosplay accessory...
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November 21, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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HEY🫵! Do you have a bit of change rattling around in your virtual pocket? We'd love to send you over to www.twitch.tv/desertbus who are closing out their 19th marathon, raising money for Child's Play Charity! Go wish them well and give if you can!❤️
@desertbus.org

#DesertBus #Charity
Logo for Desert Bus For Hope 2025, showing that text sitting on the horizon, where a stylised crisp blue Arizona sky hangs above an endless stretch of road, vertically dividing the desert. Above all this hangs a pine tree air-freshener, Freshy, who's been a frequent tormentor of the various shifts this week.
November 21, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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I've no idea what a Sletter is but we've got a new one, and if you'd like to know more about it, you can subscribe to our mailing list through the bio site and make sure to get all the important news when it drops! Which.. will be soon👀
bio.site/TheLongestJo...

#TheLongestJohns #Folk #Shanty
A simple screenshot of the fields on the TLJ bio site where you can subscribe to the newsletter! There is a typo, it says "sate" instead of "date". That's fine.
November 20, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Is this the real stream? (yes)
Is this just fantasy? (no, see previous answer)
Caught in a landslide (oh my goodness, hold right there, I'm calling emergency services)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-uh...

#TheLongestJohns #Livestream #FolkMusic #Shanty #Singing
Bostreamian Rhapsody | The Longest Johns Singing Stream
Is this the real link? Is this just fantastream? Yes, and no! We're here, we're singing and ready to tease some very very exciting announcements coming very soon. Looking to enjoy these streams in…
www.youtube.com
November 19, 2025 at 5:00 PM
thelongestjohns.bsky.social
Bit of a special unboxing of the Pieces of Eight vinyl release here (headphone warning), which if you've survived, you can get your own from the store! shop.thelongestjohns.com

#TheLongestJohns #PiecesOfEIght #FolkMusic #Shanty #Vinyl
November 18, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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I see a llittle silhouetto of a stream...
Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you tune in on Wednesday?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-uh...

#TheLongestJohns #Livestream #FolkMusic #Shanty
Bostreamian Rhapsody | The Longest Johns Singing Stream
Is this the real link? Is this just fantastream? Yes, and no! We're here, we're singing and ready to tease some very very exciting announcements coming very soon. Looking to enjoy these streams in…
www.youtube.com
November 17, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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1H20M UNTIL @desertbus.org!

We've had a BUNCH of $5 donations before we started, let's see how many more we can get! Head over to desertbus.org and throw $5 in the pot if you can :D
November 14, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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Come on down to shop dot the longest johns dot com where we have the shanties for you! Have friends or make them through the magic of communal song!
Blessed with company? You're a shanty band now, buddy!
Don't? Rousing songs will beckon them to your fo'c'sle (living room)!
shop.thelongestjohns.com
A picture with a faded, pastel-toned image of a sailboat at sea, overlaid with text saying: Off work late? Bored but nothing to watch on television? TRY SINGING 70 to 80 SHANTIES sing them with your friends imagine the sea neighbours love shanties and will thank u for 70 or 80 of them you will certainly not regret singing 70 too 80 shanties An image of the Pieces of Eight CD and (separately) vinyl products now available for preorder in the store. The CD case bears the stylised skull image in a tarnished golden colour, while the two CDs themselves are a black with the text of the song titles spiralling around the middle. The vinyl cover also bears the stylised Po8 skull image, while the discs themselves are shown as a bright golden colour. An image of the 3-part harmony songbook, showing the stylised skull image on the front cover (in tarnished gold) on a black background, and an inset image showing the inside of the book and back cover, as evidence that the book does, in fact, contain both song music and lyrics, as well as little bits of text about each of the songs written by members of the band!
November 14, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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As you might expect, there were one or two outtakes from filming Paddy Lay Back, so we compiled them into... THIS!
Then go check out the full thing:
youtu.be/vVhods7zeko

#TheLongestJohns #FolkMusic #Shanty
November 13, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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Busy times!
We've..
- Completed Pieces of Eight
- Got a new merch drop ready
- Released a new video
- Got a livestream next week
and there's always more just beyond the horizon...
found.ee/thelongestjo...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVho...

#TheLongestJohns #Folk #Shanty #Po8
A collage of all eight images for the pieces, assembled around the central completed coin. There's a lot to describe here, but the coin itself is a golden disc with a stylised skull in the middle, around which are arranged eight different images that depict the different titles and themes of the various pieces. There's a whale, a tavern, mountains, a cave, a lighthouse, tentacles.. and a couple of others that I'm not sure how to describe! The eight coin segments are shown on different backgrounds such as sand, a table with cards, a map, a pan, a cave, salt, blue scales, and purple tentacles. A thumbnail image for the video Paddy Lay Back including the title text. It shows Robbie in a black/white/grey checked shirt lying down on some herringbone brickwork with painted yellow lines behind him. He's got a rather shocked expression on his face, mouth and eyes both wide open in surprise. An image of the Pieces of Eight CD and (separately) vinyl products now available for preorder in the store. The CD case bears the stylised skull image in a tarnished golden colour, while the two CDs themselves are a black with the text of the song titles spiralling around the middle. The vinyl cover also bears the stylised Po8 skull image, while the discs themselves are shown as a bright golden colour. An image of the 3-part harmony songbook, showing the stylised skull image on the front cover (in tarnished gold) on a black background, and an inset image showing the inside of the book and back cover, as evidence that the book does, in fact, contain both song music and lyrics, as well as little bits of text about each of the songs written by members of the band!
November 12, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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NOU EP DEMÀ!!!

ens fa molt i molt feliços que demà per fi sigui el dia en que podeu escoltar el nostre nou EP "Mariners d'Aigua Dolça"!! us deixem una engruneta del tema i videoclip que també surt demà 💚🌊 comenta el riu/rierol/estany/llac o fenòmen fluvial que et queda més a prop ara mateix suuu.
November 12, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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We've got some new Pieces of Eight merch landing in the store VERY SOON, and you can get preorders in right now if you should desire! CD, vinyl, a songbook, PLUS a limited edition coin and pin set! Go check 'em out
shop.thelongestjohns.com

#TheLongestJohns #PiecesOfEight #Po8 #Merch #Folk #Shanty
An image of the Pieces of Eight CD and (separately) vinyl products now available for preorder in the store. The CD case bears the stylised skull image in a tarnished golden colour, while the two CDs themselves are a black with the text of the song titles spiralling around the middle. The vinyl cover also bears the stylised Po8 skull image, while the discs themselves are shown as a bright golden colour. An image of the 3-part harmony songbook, showing the stylised skull image on the front cover (in tarnished gold) on a black background, and an inset image showing the inside of the book and back cover, as evidence that the book does, in fact, contain both song music and lyrics, as well as little bits of text about each of the songs written by members of the band! A photograph of the golden Pieces of Eight coin available in the store. On one side it shows the stylised skull flanked by text saying The Longest Johns and Pieces of Eight, then on the other side is the same skull but surrounded by the eight different illustrations that partnered with each released piece. The Pieces of Eight pin set, which is eight individual segments of a circular coin, in shiny golden metal. In the centre of the segments is the stylised skull, and around them, one on each segment, are the illustrations that went with each individual piece.
November 11, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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50 years gone, but the legend lives on: today marks the 50th anniversary of the sinking of the Edmund Fitzgerald, beautifully memorialised by Gordon Lightfoot in a song that we had to pay our own tribute to.
youtu.be/BuW3FKYOCDs

#TheLongestJohns #EdmundFitzgerald #FolkMusic #Shanty
November 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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We're exactly one week away from the start of #DB2025, so it's time to open up the donation page for some pre-gaming! It's also a great time to sign up, or update your donor account.
Donate to Desert Bus 2025
Donate directly to Child's Play Charity, supporting children's hospitals and domestic violence shelters across the globe. Every donation helps keep the bus on the road just a bit longer.
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November 7, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Sometimes it's okay to let life take you away...
Check out our new video for Paddy Lay Back! Then give the complete Pieces of Eight a listen, and why not stop by the Po8 Listening Party over on Bandcamp this evening!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVho...
found.ee/thelongestjo...

#TheLongestJohns #Po8
Paddy Lay Back | The Longest Johns
The full Pieces of Eight collection is out and available on all major platforms... NOW!!! After finding how much of a fan favourite "Paddy Lay Back" was on our Pieces of Eight Tour, we knew we had to…
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November 7, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Good news!
This FRIDAY you can get
-Pieces of Eight!
-A new video!
-A special Bandcamp Po8 listen party (head to Bandcamp and click where the arrows show in the third picture!)
found.ee/thelongestjo...

#TheLongestJohns #PiecesOfEight #Po8 #HAUPBSFS #Folk #Shanty #NewMusic
A collage of all eight images for the pieces, assembled around the central completed coin. There's a lot to describe here, but the coin itself is a golden disc with a stylised skull in the middle, around which are arranged eight different images that depict the different titles and themes of the various pieces. There's a whale, a tavern, mountains, a cave, a lighthouse, tentacles.. and a couple of others that I'm not sure how to describe! The eight coin segments are shown on different backgrounds such as sand, a table with cards, a map, a pan, a cave, salt, blue scales, and purple tentacles. A behind-the-scenes shot of JD and Andy standing outdoors on some tarmac in a car park, with some hedges in the background and cloudy blue skies overhead. They are both wearing winter coats, JD giving a cheeky glance to the camera over his left shoulder while Andy has his arms folded and is looking with a bit of a smirk on his face. A screenshot of the TLJ Bandcamp page for Pieces of Eight showing the band's logo across the top, and the Po8 coin design with a stylised skull in the middle, and big red arrows and a circle indicating the space where you should click if you want to join the Pieces of Eight listening party on Friday 7th of November at 8pm GMT/UTC. There is a small bit of text on the bottom right of this image (and generally in the right side of the page) where you should click to express your interest in joining and be reminded when it goes live!
November 5, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Alright, it's all go this Friday:
1 - The complete Pieces of EIght collection goes live
2 - There's a new video coming
3 - We'll be having a Bandcamp listen-along party as well!
found.ee/thelongestjo...
thelongestjohns.bandcamp.com/merch/pieces...

#TheLongestJohns #PiecesOfEight #HAUPBSFS #Folk
An overhead picture showing Andy from The Longest Johns with a somewhat uncomfortable, bemused frown on his face (including squinting eyes) as he appears to be lying down on some tarmac and grass. There also appear to be a few scattered golden coins strewn through the shot.
November 4, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Its officially that time.
November 3, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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Well I think we can call that a (sorry, sorry I'm REALLY sorry).... critical success!
Okay no more TTRPG puns.
Huge thanks to @highrollersdnd.bsky.social for letting us be a part of the show! ❤️

#TheLongestJohns #HighRollers #TTRPG #Tabletop #Shanty #FolkMusic
A picture from the High Rollers Live show at St George's in Bristol, taken looking up at the stage from the front left. On the stage is a series of Halloween adornments including jack-o-lanterns and what look like pink worms or snakes. Then on the stage, from left (foreground) to right (background) is Robbie wearing a breastplate, and holding his right hand up high towards the ceiling, majestically displaying a drumstick as if 'twere a mighty sword, Andy also holding a drumstick but with less splendour and wearing a red robe, and then JD wearing some kind of billowy pirate garb and wielding a wooden mallet. A distant shot of TLJ performing on stage, taken from the back of the room. Robbie still wearing his breastplate is playing a mandolin, Andy in his robe is pickin' on a banjo, and JD is singing and playing the guitar whilst continuing to billow in his pirate getup. Behind them is a massive screen where The Longest Johns and the Voyage album artwork are being projected, and the audience can be seen in the bottom half of the shot and flanking up the sides in the raised galleries overlooking the room. GREEN! This is a shot from the High Rollers game where TLJ were also included as one of the characters. It is thoroughly bathed in green light, while all the players are sat at tables spanning the stage, all dressed in a variety of costumes appropriate to their characters.
November 3, 2025 at 5:01 PM
thelongestjohns.bsky.social
PLEASE BE VIGILANT! Am now a broken man on a Halifax pier!!

Happy Halloween folks! Who's coming to St George's tonight for some High Rollers?! Say hi if you catch us!

#TheLongestJohns #Halloween #Shanties #FolkMusic
A picture showing a chocolate bar (could be Mars? Could be Snickers?) being pulled apart in the middle, revealing SHOCK a king's shilling and a letter of marque! There is text saying "PLEASE CHECK YOUR HALLOWEEN CANDY WITH CARE, I was shocked to find a shilling and letter of marque from the king!!!"
October 31, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Shant tools.

www.thelongestjohns.com

#TheLongestJohns #CowTools #Memes #FolkMusic #Shanty
A rough black-and-white sketch showing, in the background, a ship with three billowing sails moored up, partially occluded by the landscape. In the foreground is a three-headed LongestJohnsm'n, a triple-wide being with three heads astride its extended shoulders. Andy and Robbie's eyes are depicted with a thin horizontal line. Instead of their regular dungarees, they are instead shown with some kind of cow print on their skin, and arms ending in hooves. In their pouch is a slightly bizarre, indefinable object. Then in front of then is a table, upon which is arranged a series of yet more inscrutable shapes. To explain what they aren't would be to ruin something of the joke of the Far Side comic that this is imitative of, Cow Tools.
October 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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THIS FRIDAY, you can get:
Dungeons
and
Dragons
and
@highrollersdnd.bsky.social
and
The Longest Johns
ALL in one tidy package!
See you there?

#TheLongestJohns #HighRollers #DnD #Bristol #DungeonsAndDragons #Tabletop #TTRPG
An image for the High Rollers live show, Haunted Tides & Terrible Tales, featuring special guests The Longest Johns. It includes the date 31st of October 2025, at St George's in Bristol. In the middle are drawings of the fantasy characters who will be played.
October 29, 2025 at 5:00 PM