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shelby (eldest daughter version)🥀

@theloudestwoman.swifties.social

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fat ass with a baby face 💕 Blue Jackets fan (derogatory) 🏒 28 • married • she/her ♊️☼| ♋️☾ | ♌️↑ Not a safe space for bigots 😇 Hotties use alt text 😛💖

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shelby (eldest daughter version)🥀 @theloudestwoman.swifties.social · Nov 8

Hi everyone, I'm Shelby!✨️

🪻T Swift, Paramore, and Chappell Roan
🌷Studio Ghibli, Sailor Moon, and Twilight
🌼Animal Crossing, Kingdom Hearts, Fields of Mistria
🌹Reality shows
🪴Thrifting
🐶Animal lover
🌸Anti-Trump
🌿Always sleepy

happy to have you all here! 🩷

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shelby (eldest daughter version)🥀 @theloudestwoman.swifties.social · 37m

what is stopping me from autographing all my merch myself

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mal the #1 naniwa danshi wota @hall0wtwn.bsky.social · 2h

new hacker everyone

bsky.app/profile/kyla...

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emily 🪩🍒 @enchantedplanet.bsky.social · 3h

keep it 💯

Hand embroidered hoop art of the fate of Ophelia lyrics

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shelby (eldest daughter version)🥀 @theloudestwoman.swifties.social · 4h

"Paris is a cunt."
"I never said that. Paris is my friend."

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shelby (eldest daughter version)🥀 @theloudestwoman.swifties.social · 5h

I will return to her someday 🥰

shelby (eldest daughter version)🥀 @theloudestwoman.swifties.social · 5h

and then ending it with The Life of a Phogirl 🍜

shelby (eldest daughter version)🥀 @theloudestwoman.swifties.social · 5h

it's so easy to find an image of a plain orange sweater and edit text on top of it. no one is expecting master level art skills from you!

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shelby (eldest daughter version)🥀 @theloudestwoman.swifties.social · 5h

we went without AI for years and were just fine 😭 if you don't want to draw it, even just a written description of your idea would suffice!

shelby (eldest daughter version)🥀 @theloudestwoman.swifties.social · 5h

imagine hating me and I'm just listening to Juliet by LMNT

shelby (eldest daughter version)🥀 @theloudestwoman.swifties.social · 6h

they yassified her 😭

shelby (eldest daughter version)🥀 @theloudestwoman.swifties.social · 6h

I protect the family (from AI that's killing our environment)

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shelby (eldest daughter version)🥀 @theloudestwoman.swifties.social · 6h

"let me cook" it's raw babe 🥀

shelby (eldest daughter version)🥀 @theloudestwoman.swifties.social · 6h

I just quote tweeted with their handle!

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shelby (eldest daughter version)🥀 @theloudestwoman.swifties.social · 6h

in case y'all also don't fuck with AI and wish to unfollow/block

post from @/elisobetsobeck.bsky.spcial that says, "I know y'all hate ai, but let me just cook here for a hot second" with an AI photo of an orange sweater that says, "keep it 100 on the land the sea the sky"

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shelby (eldest daughter version)🥀 @theloudestwoman.swifties.social · 6h

most likely 🥲 I don't fuck with that. plus they don't use alt text, so not a major loss

shelby (eldest daughter version)🥀 @theloudestwoman.swifties.social · 6h

"yeah let me fuck the environment so I can create fake Taylor Swift merch" fuck off

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shelby (eldest daughter version)🥀 @theloudestwoman.swifties.social · 6h

if you use AI I'm blocking you idc anymore 😭

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shelby (eldest daughter version)🥀 @theloudestwoman.swifties.social · 6h

you're the only person that could have pulled that baby off

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shelby (eldest daughter version)🥀 @theloudestwoman.swifties.social · 6h

you don't have legs where your nose is supposed to be?

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shelby (eldest daughter version)🥀 @theloudestwoman.swifties.social · 6h

oh I didn't even think of that! we haven't gotten any pajamas yet! 👀

shelby (eldest daughter version)🥀 @theloudestwoman.swifties.social · 6h

it would be great for a concert fit, but that's really the only time I could see myself wearing it 😅

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shelby (eldest daughter version)🥀 @theloudestwoman.swifties.social · 6h

same it's so fun but NOT worth $95!

shelby (eldest daughter version)🥀 @theloudestwoman.swifties.social · 6h

so iconic 👏

shelby (eldest daughter version)🥀 @theloudestwoman.swifties.social · 6h

omg can't wait to match!!

shelby (eldest daughter version)🥀 @theloudestwoman.swifties.social · 6h

I love the jackets, the tumbler, and the sequin dress just because it's so different for her and feels like a step in the right direction towards better merch drops!

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