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for he through sin's long labyrinth had run
Pinned
asked my date to tell me "a little secret" and she just starts feeding me augustine's pear tree like it happened to her. bluesky is she bad news or is this an allegory for the universal character of sin?
i made a three houses joke just for me
January 22, 2026 at 5:07 AM
what i'm getting is theres a canadian version of yuri on ice now
January 16, 2026 at 8:57 PM
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A165.2.1.1.4
Bears
as God's messengers.
January 16, 2026 at 2:44 AM
i have reached the most important part of any trip--the way home
January 15, 2026 at 7:15 PM
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votoms announcer: all humans desires a delicious meal, and many think pizza the answer. little do they know that sometimes the pizza is too hot for them, and it burns their mouth.

me: huh

announcer: uoodoo is the pizza

me: ok

announcer: chirico is the cheese

me: sure
November 17, 2024 at 5:18 AM
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One of the main things I appreciate about LA is that going anywhere, at any time, in any way, is a horrifying ordeal
January 15, 2026 at 1:57 AM
the purpose of chiplotle is to prove the existence of bad mexican food. it's concept art
January 14, 2026 at 12:57 AM
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A737.1
Eclipse caused
by monster devouring sun
or moon.
January 9, 2026 at 2:44 AM
there is a wonderful section in don juan where byron describes how censorius moralists would redact the classics, afraid of their subversive and perverse themes, but afraid to mutilate them they would collect all of the redacted material in an index which saved impish boys the trouble of finding it
January 8, 2026 at 10:56 PM
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G303.21.1
Devil's money becomes ashes.
January 8, 2026 at 8:44 AM
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F455.3.1
Trolls skillful
as smiths.
January 8, 2026 at 5:44 AM
clive barker documenting the disaster bisexual in their natural environment
January 6, 2026 at 1:46 AM
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i've started to think of dorian as a lot like one of those 17th century restoration royalists like dryden or aphra behn. it's probably his combination of aristocratic arrogance with a conviction that people with grasping ambition are the root of social evil
December 11, 2024 at 8:43 AM
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millienals would rather leave their dream job and run halfway across the galaxy than face the fact all human relationships are hard
July 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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long landscape shots of edward hopper stark light and the quiet rustling of the wind.
September 14, 2025 at 10:28 PM
i'm at home for the holidays and i tried to get my switch out of storage. well guess who just discovered his had been Thrown Out?
January 5, 2026 at 3:34 AM
listen. there's suffering and then there's Sexy Suffering. you need to know the difference
January 5, 2026 at 12:08 AM
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D1379.2
Magic writings
(runes)cause dead
to speak.
January 4, 2026 at 11:44 PM
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C51.2.2
Tabu:
cutting sacred trees
or groves.
January 3, 2026 at 8:44 PM
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G303.22.3
Student is helped
by devil
when
he can answer three questions
in rhyme.
January 1, 2026 at 2:44 PM
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D132
Transformation:
man
to ass (mule,
jennet,
etc.).
December 30, 2025 at 11:44 PM
it's me i am stupid husband
J1758.6
Stupid husband mistakes tiger-cubs
for jungle cats despite wife's judgment.
December 29, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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all sprawling literary works of great ambition deserve to be read over a long period of time and become part of the fabric of one's life rather than to be efficiently consumed
November 9, 2023 at 7:46 AM
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A252
God
of evening star.
December 26, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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A136.1
God rides unusual animal.
December 26, 2025 at 5:44 AM