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Sam Heard
@themilksword.bsky.social
British. Autistic. Leftist. Wooper. Not necessarily in that order.
(he/him)
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Me explaining why I left twitter
#Sonic
@zackpolanski.bsky.social absolutely sensational on Question Time. Actually made it feel like I'd gained something from watching it for once (although admittedly that may be because I put it on 2x speed whenever Zia Yusuf started talking).
December 4, 2025 at 11:51 PM
@ivanbrett.bsky.social Most of my Spotify wrapped is a disaster but I can be proud of this at least
December 3, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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james cameron every couple of years for some reason:
December 2, 2025 at 7:05 AM
One of the new attack lines I've seen of @zackpolanski.bsky.social is talking about how he used to be a lib dem and claiming he's a fake socialist who just wants power. Having listened to him talk at length about socialist politics I fail to believe that's true but just imagine it is for a sec (1/2)
November 30, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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Antisemitism is a lot like Qanon child abuse conspiracies in that there’s this real and bad phenomenon and, parallel to that, what can only be described as a large scale mass psychosis about a mostly fictional version of the same phenomenon
November 16, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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If you're gonna play the Gameboy
You've gotta learn to play it right
- Kenny Rogers

#pokemon
November 4, 2025 at 10:45 AM
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Absolutely insane.

Labour would have purged and smeared someone like Zohran Mamdani.

Wes Streeting's politics align far more closely with Andrew Cuomo.

The lessons from Mamdani are about how to defeat both the right - and the bankrupt "centre".
November 5, 2025 at 9:58 AM
If you're gonna play the Gameboy
You've gotta learn to play it right
- Kenny Rogers

#pokemon
November 4, 2025 at 10:45 AM
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Laurence Fox wrote a song about Charlie Kirk, and this is the only comment on it.
October 30, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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Solidarity with all trans and intersex people having their existence debated every time a tv host hasn't done their prep and can't think of any more questions
October 11, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.
October 6, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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Miss me with that shit. 😌
July 25, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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Sonic has passed x
July 23, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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You miss 100% of the impromptu Haribo auctions you don't take
June 17, 2025 at 9:40 AM
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June 11, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Sometimes I think about how Brad Bird had a French explosives expert called BOMB VOYAGE as a minor side-villain at the start of #TheIncredibles. If I'd come up with that level of pun the entire film would have been rewritten so he could be the main character.
June 14, 2025 at 9:16 AM
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Today is the five year anniversary of when Graham Linehan showed his solidarity with JK Rowling by referring to Ron Weasley as "Ralph". I think this is the main reason she completely ignores his existence btw.
June 10, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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joining the fight between Musk and Trump on the side of the fight
June 5, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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#Tesla stock looks like a #spacex launch right now
June 5, 2025 at 7:18 PM
A little late but finally finished #Andor Season 2. It's really really good. Crazy hot take, I know.
May 31, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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I wrote a review of the fourth #FireEmblem game, Genealogy of the Holy War. It's a big one! Check it out here:

open.substack.com/pub/mikeync/...

#FE4 #GenealogyOfTheHolyWar #fe
The Great Big Fire Emblem Review, Pt. 4: Genealogy of the Holy War
Or, Zigludo and the Descent of Jihad
open.substack.com
May 24, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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May 25, 2025 at 12:03 AM