Modern Man
@themodernman.bsky.social
Political junkie, global citizen. Hack satirist. Laugh or die. Here to keep the Constitution and cancel Orange Foolius. Space Karen ruined Twitter. Follow me if you want to survive Trumpocalypse! #resistance
Kristi Noem the Puppy Hunter has the all the competence and judgement of a bag of taco seasoning. She has 3 options: bad, worse, and worserer.
December 13, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Kristi Noem the Puppy Hunter has the all the competence and judgement of a bag of taco seasoning. She has 3 options: bad, worse, and worserer.
#PamBondi: I have Epstein Investigation files & I'll release them !
Also Pam Bondi: Oops, there are no Epstein Files
Also Bondi: OK, there are Epstein files but nothing to see
Also Bondi: I'll release the Epstein files
Also Bondi: I won't release the Epstein files
Finally Pam Bondi: Where tf am I?
Also Pam Bondi: Oops, there are no Epstein Files
Also Bondi: OK, there are Epstein files but nothing to see
Also Bondi: I'll release the Epstein files
Also Bondi: I won't release the Epstein files
Finally Pam Bondi: Where tf am I?
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December 13, 2025 at 1:49 AM
#PamBondi: I have Epstein Investigation files & I'll release them !
Also Pam Bondi: Oops, there are no Epstein Files
Also Bondi: OK, there are Epstein files but nothing to see
Also Bondi: I'll release the Epstein files
Also Bondi: I won't release the Epstein files
Finally Pam Bondi: Where tf am I?
Also Pam Bondi: Oops, there are no Epstein Files
Also Bondi: OK, there are Epstein files but nothing to see
Also Bondi: I'll release the Epstein files
Also Bondi: I won't release the Epstein files
Finally Pam Bondi: Where tf am I?
Guess who's not a part of the Epstein Investigation?
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December 13, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Guess who's not a part of the Epstein Investigation?
Donald J Trump is about to go through some things. Kinda like getting rid of a hemorrhoid.
JUST IN: The Estate of Jeffrey Epstein produces more than 95,000 images to House Oversight from Epstein’s email account and laptop.
I walk through the 19 photos that were just publicly released & provide insight into the original subpoena that was served on the Estate.
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I walk through the 19 photos that were just publicly released & provide insight into the original subpoena that was served on the Estate.
youtu.be/x-w_gUuR534?...
NEW Epstein PHOTOS Reveal SHOCKING Details of Trump’s DARK PAST
YouTube video by Katie Phang
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December 12, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Donald J Trump is about to go through some things. Kinda like getting rid of a hemorrhoid.
Same MAGA people putting up Nativity Scenes for Christmas with woke Middle Easterners, blacks and Jews only, are the same people denigrating woke Middle Easterners, blacks and Jews. May God have mercy on them.
#MerryChristmas The Atlantic Saturday
#MerryChristmas The Atlantic Saturday
December 12, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Same MAGA people putting up Nativity Scenes for Christmas with woke Middle Easterners, blacks and Jews only, are the same people denigrating woke Middle Easterners, blacks and Jews. May God have mercy on them.
#MerryChristmas The Atlantic Saturday
#MerryChristmas The Atlantic Saturday
F an Epstein Investigation. Trump is Pedo in Chief. Get him and he'll sing like a Jay bird.
December 12, 2025 at 5:25 PM
F an Epstein Investigation. Trump is Pedo in Chief. Get him and he'll sing like a Jay bird.
Liam Neeson has a very particular set of skills. Unfortunately for him, that doesn't include pee prevention or critical thinking.
Liam Neeson did the narration for an anti vaxx pro RFK Jr. documentary. Attached pic unrelated.
December 12, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Liam Neeson has a very particular set of skills. Unfortunately for him, that doesn't include pee prevention or critical thinking.
2/3 of Americans can't stand #Trump the chump. Most of the 1/3 who do are Charlatans, cheaters, criminals, cucks, corporatists, and cowards.
Kilmar Abrego Garcia
Kilmar Abrego Garcia
December 12, 2025 at 12:10 AM
2/3 of Americans can't stand #Trump the chump. Most of the 1/3 who do are Charlatans, cheaters, criminals, cucks, corporatists, and cowards.
Kilmar Abrego Garcia
Kilmar Abrego Garcia
For #MAGA and #Trump, being a lawful immigrant, stand up citizen husband and father is not enough to Kilmar Abrego Garcia to be released. He's the wrong mf color.
You can watch @klasfeldreports.com and I discuss the ordered RELEASE of Kilmar Abrego Garcia here: www.muellershewrote.com/p/mr-abrego-...
Mr. Abrego ordered RELEASED from custody
A recording from Allison Gill's live video
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December 11, 2025 at 9:10 PM
@realtexaspaul.com Shows you can be a Texan, Cowboy, Patriotic American and still understand #Trump is doing to this country will be the end of America as we know it. The right to a trial, bodily autonomy, birthright citizenship, freedom of expression & thought. We must get it back!
#Actblue
#Actblue
December 11, 2025 at 3:26 PM
@realtexaspaul.com Shows you can be a Texan, Cowboy, Patriotic American and still understand #Trump is doing to this country will be the end of America as we know it. The right to a trial, bodily autonomy, birthright citizenship, freedom of expression & thought. We must get it back!
#Actblue
#Actblue
Trump has ended freedom. We must get it back.
December 11, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Trump refuses to turn over the Epstein Files, the boat strike files, his tax files, the Venezuelan files, but they'll turn over the JFK files?
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December 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Trump refuses to turn over the Epstein Files, the boat strike files, his tax files, the Venezuelan files, but they'll turn over the JFK files?
ICYMI: A summary of Trump's 2 hr Affordability Speech:
'Your kids don't need a bunch of shit for Christmas. If you can afford a doll & 3 pencils, STFU!' 'Now if you'll excuse me, I have to finish designing my free $500M jet, & $300M ballroom.'
@morningjoe-msnow.bsky.social
'Your kids don't need a bunch of shit for Christmas. If you can afford a doll & 3 pencils, STFU!' 'Now if you'll excuse me, I have to finish designing my free $500M jet, & $300M ballroom.'
@morningjoe-msnow.bsky.social
December 11, 2025 at 1:18 AM
ICYMI: A summary of Trump's 2 hr Affordability Speech:
'Your kids don't need a bunch of shit for Christmas. If you can afford a doll & 3 pencils, STFU!' 'Now if you'll excuse me, I have to finish designing my free $500M jet, & $300M ballroom.'
@morningjoe-msnow.bsky.social
'Your kids don't need a bunch of shit for Christmas. If you can afford a doll & 3 pencils, STFU!' 'Now if you'll excuse me, I have to finish designing my free $500M jet, & $300M ballroom.'
@morningjoe-msnow.bsky.social
QQ for a bet: So when is the 'everything I don't like is a hoax, a fraud, or fake news, even your bank account' schtick going to wear off on MAGA?
#TRUMPISUNFITFOROFFICE
#TRUMPISUNFITFOROFFICE
December 10, 2025 at 2:34 AM
QQ for a bet: So when is the 'everything I don't like is a hoax, a fraud, or fake news, even your bank account' schtick going to wear off on MAGA?
#TRUMPISUNFITFOROFFICE
#TRUMPISUNFITFOROFFICE
PSA: People who shoot puppies in the face, while plastic surgerying tf out their own face are generally stupid af. Looking at you Kristi Noem.👀
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December 8, 2025 at 11:03 PM
PSA: People who shoot puppies in the face, while plastic surgerying tf out their own face are generally stupid af. Looking at you Kristi Noem.👀
Jasmine Crockett is all that. She will make an amazing Senator and Colin is an NFL grinder. He will put in the work in the house.
Rep. Jasmine Crockett has made it official. She's running for the US Senate in Texas – while former Rep. Colin Allred ends his own campaign for the US Senate nomination in favor of attempting a House comeback bid.
December 8, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Jasmine Crockett is all that. She will make an amazing Senator and Colin is an NFL grinder. He will put in the work in the house.
ICYMI: Trump says any republican who votes for the release of the Epstein files is an enemy combatant. MTG FAFO. TF else you need to see from Micropenis in chief?
Marjorie Taylor Greene
Marjorie Taylor Greene
December 8, 2025 at 7:43 PM
ICYMI: Trump says any republican who votes for the release of the Epstein files is an enemy combatant. MTG FAFO. TF else you need to see from Micropenis in chief?
Marjorie Taylor Greene
Marjorie Taylor Greene
December 8, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Halle Berry is a fine ass fool. Who tf wants to hand the presidency to J.D. Vance who said women belong at home?
You won't make it to menopause living in Trump and Vance's America.
You won't make it to menopause living in Trump and Vance's America.
I was unfamiliar with your game, Halle Berry
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December 5, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Halle Berry is a fine ass fool. Who tf wants to hand the presidency to J.D. Vance who said women belong at home?
You won't make it to menopause living in Trump and Vance's America.
You won't make it to menopause living in Trump and Vance's America.
Letitia James 2
Donald Trump 0
Donald Trump 0
December 5, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Letitia James 2
Donald Trump 0
Donald Trump 0
KaSh PAteL has as much gravitas as a jelly donut.
WTAF. Is anyone buying the crap Kash Patel is peddling? Look at Jeanine Pirro. She knows Patel is full of shit. So does the rest of the country. #ProudBlue
Patel on J6 arrest: "When you attack American citizens, when you attack our institutions of legislation, when you attack our nation's Capitol, you attack the very being of our way of life."
December 5, 2025 at 12:17 AM
KaSh PAteL has as much gravitas as a jelly donut.
Weird creepy ass no bank account Mike Johnson is prime suspect #1 for whatever tf.
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December 2, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Weird creepy ass no bank account Mike Johnson is prime suspect #1 for whatever tf.
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Pete Hegseth is about to go through some things. He'll definitely drink the 5th!
December 2, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Pete Hegseth is about to go through some things. He'll definitely drink the 5th!
The President of the United States just removed'Swastika's' and 'nooses' from symbols of hate list for Coast Guard, meaning service members can have Swastika tattoos, or depict lynchings, no problem. Why? Flying a NAZI flag on your boat will protect you from targeted missile strikes?
November 21, 2025 at 12:25 AM
The President of the United States just removed'Swastika's' and 'nooses' from symbols of hate list for Coast Guard, meaning service members can have Swastika tattoos, or depict lynchings, no problem. Why? Flying a NAZI flag on your boat will protect you from targeted missile strikes?
Trump with Crown Prince Bone Saw sounds like a 5 year old dunce, no offense to 5 year old dunces, just don't want them running to planet. That is all.
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November 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Trump with Crown Prince Bone Saw sounds like a 5 year old dunce, no offense to 5 year old dunces, just don't want them running to planet. That is all.
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