Modern Man
@themodernman.bsky.social
Political junkie, global citizen. Hack satirist. Laugh or die. Here to keep the Constitution and cancel Orange Foolius. Space Karen ruined Twitter. Follow me if you want to survive Trumpocalypse! #resistance
Trumps going into the drug business. Watch. Pardons convicted drug dealer, makes her his Capo in charge of pardoning other drug dealers, then pardons largest drug trafficker in the world. But first, you gotta eliminate the competition w targeted boat strikes. Wanna play? Kick 10% up to the big guy.
December 13, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Trumps going into the drug business. Watch. Pardons convicted drug dealer, makes her his Capo in charge of pardoning other drug dealers, then pardons largest drug trafficker in the world. But first, you gotta eliminate the competition w targeted boat strikes. Wanna play? Kick 10% up to the big guy.
Same MAGA people putting up Nativity Scenes for Christmas with woke Middle Easterners, blacks and Jews only, are the same people denigrating woke Middle Easterners, blacks and Jews. May God have mercy on them.
#MerryChristmas The Atlantic Saturday
#MerryChristmas The Atlantic Saturday
December 12, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Same MAGA people putting up Nativity Scenes for Christmas with woke Middle Easterners, blacks and Jews only, are the same people denigrating woke Middle Easterners, blacks and Jews. May God have mercy on them.
#MerryChristmas The Atlantic Saturday
#MerryChristmas The Atlantic Saturday
F an Epstein Investigation. Trump is Pedo in Chief. Get him and he'll sing like a Jay bird.
December 12, 2025 at 5:25 PM
F an Epstein Investigation. Trump is Pedo in Chief. Get him and he'll sing like a Jay bird.
2/3 of Americans can't stand #Trump the chump. Most of the 1/3 who do are Charlatans, cheaters, criminals, cucks, corporatists, and cowards.
Kilmar Abrego Garcia
Kilmar Abrego Garcia
December 12, 2025 at 12:10 AM
2/3 of Americans can't stand #Trump the chump. Most of the 1/3 who do are Charlatans, cheaters, criminals, cucks, corporatists, and cowards.
Kilmar Abrego Garcia
Kilmar Abrego Garcia
ICYMI: A summary of Trump's 2 hr Affordability Speech:
'Your kids don't need a bunch of shit for Christmas. If you can afford a doll & 3 pencils, STFU!' 'Now if you'll excuse me, I have to finish designing my free $500M jet, & $300M ballroom.'
@morningjoe-msnow.bsky.social
'Your kids don't need a bunch of shit for Christmas. If you can afford a doll & 3 pencils, STFU!' 'Now if you'll excuse me, I have to finish designing my free $500M jet, & $300M ballroom.'
@morningjoe-msnow.bsky.social
December 11, 2025 at 1:18 AM
ICYMI: A summary of Trump's 2 hr Affordability Speech:
'Your kids don't need a bunch of shit for Christmas. If you can afford a doll & 3 pencils, STFU!' 'Now if you'll excuse me, I have to finish designing my free $500M jet, & $300M ballroom.'
@morningjoe-msnow.bsky.social
'Your kids don't need a bunch of shit for Christmas. If you can afford a doll & 3 pencils, STFU!' 'Now if you'll excuse me, I have to finish designing my free $500M jet, & $300M ballroom.'
@morningjoe-msnow.bsky.social
QQ for a bet: So when is the 'everything I don't like is a hoax, a fraud, or fake news, even your bank account' schtick going to wear off on MAGA?
#TRUMPISUNFITFOROFFICE
#TRUMPISUNFITFOROFFICE
December 10, 2025 at 2:34 AM
QQ for a bet: So when is the 'everything I don't like is a hoax, a fraud, or fake news, even your bank account' schtick going to wear off on MAGA?
#TRUMPISUNFITFOROFFICE
#TRUMPISUNFITFOROFFICE
Pete Hegseth is a drinking man's Donald Rumsfeld.
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December 9, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Pete Hegseth is a drinking man's Donald Rumsfeld.
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Pete Hegseth is a drinking man's Donald Rumsfeld.
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December 9, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Pete Hegseth is a drinking man's Donald Rumsfeld.
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ICYMI: Trump says any republican who votes for the release of the Epstein files is an enemy combatant. MTG FAFO. TF else you need to see from Micropenis in chief?
Marjorie Taylor Greene
Marjorie Taylor Greene
December 8, 2025 at 7:43 PM
ICYMI: Trump says any republican who votes for the release of the Epstein files is an enemy combatant. MTG FAFO. TF else you need to see from Micropenis in chief?
Marjorie Taylor Greene
Marjorie Taylor Greene
She and her corrup husband sold their soul for Trump as did MTG, and many others, and for what? The minute you question his pedophilia, you're dead to him.
December 8, 2025 at 7:42 PM
She and her corrup husband sold their soul for Trump as did MTG, and many others, and for what? The minute you question his pedophilia, you're dead to him.
December 8, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Trump is so into rape.
December 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Trump is so into rape.
MAGA doesn't care. Trump told them he don't care about them, he just wants their vote, and they complied.
December 6, 2025 at 3:34 PM
MAGA doesn't care. Trump told them he don't care about them, he just wants their vote, and they complied.
I didn't tell you what your premise is, I repeated it. Talking to Steve Bannon & showing America exactly what this con man and convicted felon stands for is exactly what America needs. It's not R vs. D. Its Totalitarianism vs. a Constitutional Democracy. Elect Dems, push them towards your values.
December 5, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I didn't tell you what your premise is, I repeated it. Talking to Steve Bannon & showing America exactly what this con man and convicted felon stands for is exactly what America needs. It's not R vs. D. Its Totalitarianism vs. a Constitutional Democracy. Elect Dems, push them towards your values.
Letitia James 2
Donald Trump 0
Donald Trump 0
December 5, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Letitia James 2
Donald Trump 0
Donald Trump 0
Weird creepy ass no bank account Mike Johnson is prime suspect #1 for whatever tf.
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December 2, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Weird creepy ass no bank account Mike Johnson is prime suspect #1 for whatever tf.
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Pete Hegseth is about to go through some things. He'll definitely drink the 5th!
December 2, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Pete Hegseth is about to go through some things. He'll definitely drink the 5th!
MAHA is full of shit. End Transmission.
November 7, 2025 at 3:54 PM
MAHA is full of shit. End Transmission.
Can someone explain to me like I'm a dumbass dimwitted member of #Trump's Cabinet how we can afford to send $40 Billion to Argentenia, but can't afford $34B in 2026 to protect healthcare premiums for 40 million Americans?
October 31, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Can someone explain to me like I'm a dumbass dimwitted member of #Trump's Cabinet how we can afford to send $40 Billion to Argentenia, but can't afford $34B in 2026 to protect healthcare premiums for 40 million Americans?
Gone, gone forever. No debate, no permission. All for this tacky ass shit right here.
October 23, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Gone, gone forever. No debate, no permission. All for this tacky ass shit right here.
For the Record: The last time this many National Guard Troops were activated domestically was Kent State protests against dirty ass Nixon and the MF Department of WAR. It did not end well. Never Again!!
October 21, 2025 at 5:24 AM
For the Record: The last time this many National Guard Troops were activated domestically was Kent State protests against dirty ass Nixon and the MF Department of WAR. It did not end well. Never Again!!
I liked Jeffrey Epstein services so much, I became his lawyer.
-Alan Dershowitz
-Alan Dershowitz
October 1, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I liked Jeffrey Epstein services so much, I became his lawyer.
-Alan Dershowitz
-Alan Dershowitz
Donald Trump is like bottled chicken...sounds gross, looks awful, with bad taste and makes no sense. Prove me wrong!
September 30, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Donald Trump is like bottled chicken...sounds gross, looks awful, with bad taste and makes no sense. Prove me wrong!
September 30, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Make no mistake about it. This 'Department of War'
meeting at the Pentagon is the first step in Trump taking over the military by purging those loyal to Constitution and installing loyalists, loyal only to him ala Hitler 1936. Will we stop it? You have been warned!
#hegseth #pentagon
meeting at the Pentagon is the first step in Trump taking over the military by purging those loyal to Constitution and installing loyalists, loyal only to him ala Hitler 1936. Will we stop it? You have been warned!
#hegseth #pentagon
September 30, 2025 at 12:32 PM