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The Moonbeamz
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A Multi Hyphenate…
Black-Queer-Mother-Lover-Creative-Podcaster-Neurospicy-Ghanaian
Y’all when I tell you that I tickle myself with the shenanigans I get our #ElfontheShelf Elfonzo into 🤣🤣🤣
December 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
2025 Me to 2020 Me: “and that’s what happened over the last 5 years”

2020 Me:
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December 11, 2025 at 9:23 PM
This a reminder…
December 11, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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December 6, 2025 at 4:00 AM
This week in Elf on the Shelf shenans…

#elfontheshelf #elfonzo
December 6, 2025 at 5:09 AM
December 1, 2025 at 10:44 PM
#WickedForGood spoiler
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My face when #Elphaba and Fiyero got on the bed with their outside clothes
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November 30, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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Hey hey hey!!!

LOOK AT ME

• 100 points if you know you a Black mama
• 369 points if she’s a Millennial/GenZ

*Bonus points if you send her my new account focused on Black Motherhood humor and realness

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#BlackMotherhood #MillennialMomHumor
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November 12, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I’m thankful that this is my face with no filter 🥰 lol Happy Thanksgiving!
November 27, 2025 at 10:15 PM
If I had a dollar for the number of times I have cried today I’d be riiiiiiiiich 😭😭😭😭😭
November 20, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Hey hey hey!!!

LOOK AT ME

• 100 points if you know you a Black mama
• 369 points if she’s a Millennial/GenZ

*Bonus points if you send her my new account focused on Black Motherhood humor and realness

www.tiktok.com/@amabreal?_r...

#BlackMotherhood #MillennialMomHumor
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November 12, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I’m not judgment free, I’m judgment lite…
November 11, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Imagine telling your co-parent about concerns you have after finding inappropriate content on your oldest’s child’s phone and he ignores you…
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November 8, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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I need my rest!
I need my relaxation!
I need my recovery!
November 4, 2025 at 11:05 PM
And a time was had!
November 2, 2025 at 7:35 PM
We were cute though…
November 2, 2025 at 7:32 PM
As someone who stopped drinking over a year ago then decided to do bottomless mimosas at drag brunch yesterday…I will immediately go back to not drinking because this hangover is kicking my ass
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November 2, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Who TF still gives typing tests in 2025?!?
October 31, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Not me tearing up and crying while listening to Golden from the K-Pop Demon Hunter playlist!!!!!
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October 31, 2025 at 3:29 PM
When I tell you that I legit would love to go stand at the ocean’s edge and just scream…

#motherhoodishard
October 31, 2025 at 2:27 AM
My sis made a point to me when I mentioned something that my ex did. She said “you continue to consider him as the kids dad in way that he has shown you that he does not consider you as their mom; STOP DOING IT! Co-parenting implies open and collaborative communication which you aren’t getting.
October 30, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Hearing “Hot in Herre” on 94.7 The Wave
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October 30, 2025 at 9:36 PM
This lady said she liked my “Ghana Jollof” bag…then proceeded to ask me if I was Nigerian…
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October 29, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Ugh I love my #siblings real bad!!!

Big ups to those of us who have been blessed with and worked to have strong sibling bonds!
October 21, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I didn’t realize that what I thought was an aversion to physical touch when I was in relationships with men was actually a lack of safety and intimacy. Every touch felt like it was a prelude to something I didn’t always necessarily want and not learning how to speak up or protect my boundaries 1/3
October 17, 2025 at 4:05 PM