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thenarwhalmage.bsky.social
@thenarwhalmage.bsky.social
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thenarwhalmage.bsky.social
I just saw a woman in a hijab driving a Tesla cybertruck. I am deeply confused.
November 4, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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btb3300.bsky.social
-300 FOLLOWER ART RAFFLE-

OPEN TO ALL

⚠️requirements⚠️
-like
-repost
-comment

HEAVILY PREFERRED but optional
-reference of the character you want drawn

nsfw is allowed✅(not required)

🎉ONLY 4 WINNERS!!!!🎉

OPEN UNTIL 8th of November, 2025 at 14:00 GMT
roughly how the reward for the raffle will look specifically it will be a doodle from the hips up and drawn only in graphite
October 28, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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thenarwhalmage.bsky.social
“American voter’s mind is incomprehensible" factoid actualy just statistical error. Average American voter’s mind is comprehensible. Politics Georg, who was hit in the head at 14 and supports over 10,000 political parties depending on the day is an outlier adn should not have been counted.
October 29, 2025 at 6:03 PM
thenarwhalmage.bsky.social
Holy shit, they banned Is Jay Still Ceo of Bluesky. This is the only screenshot I got of their account before they got taken down.
Screenshot of the followers page of their account isjaystilltheceoofbluesky.com Probably - but that was never the point of this site. This little experiment was sadly a success. This website (or more specifically, the associated nearly immediately-banned Bluesky account) proved that the slightest criticism against its CEO is treated much like on X, whilst open bigotry alongside doxxing runs rampant. It has, as of the moment of banning the account (after a mere 3 posts, the last one of which was mildly controversial), proven its point. The account was not spammy. Two posts, then 6 hours break, then one last post before being banned within seconds Bluesky moderation team did their job well. Unfortunately. Thank you.
October 7, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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assignedmale.bsky.social
Charlie Kirk never cared about debates.
4 frame comic. First frame we see a tent and a crowd. text reads : Charlie Kirk didn't hold debates on college campuses. What he was organizing were flash mobs where his supporters rallied at colleges to create ideal conditions for drama. 2nd frame, someone is speaking at a mic while people with red caps are holding phones up. text reads: Students who dared to stand up to him were facing a sea of hostile faces. The goal was to make them feel vulnerable to get good footage out of them. 3rd frame, we see the person from the 2nd in a youtube thumbnail. text reads : clips were then edited and clickbait thumbnail created to drive the highest engagement possible. the game was rigegd from the onset. 4th frame, we see a silhouette of Kirk. text reas: Charlie Kirk was "winning every debate" because there was no debate. It was a campaign to radicalize young men and purposefully make campuses unsafe to women and minorities.
September 23, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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btb3300.bsky.social
reward for @thenarwhalmage.bsky.social
art raffle reward for thenarwhalmage rosalina sloppily making out with the constellation joker from balatro
June 11, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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hotpaper.bsky.social
Some say boobs are better Some say ass is better Real ones know police have a harder time responding to several smaller protest happening at once rather than a single big one
June 8, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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greyl1me.bsky.social
I will personally give 5 fake dollars to everyone who RTs my art
June 6, 2025 at 7:44 AM
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btb3300.bsky.social
-ART RAFFLE-

OPEN TO ALL

⚠️requirements⚠️
-like
-repost
-comment

preferred but OPTIONAL
-reference of the character you want drawn

nsfw is allowed(not required)

🎉ONLY 4 WINNERS!!!!🎉

OPEN UNTIL 6th of June, 2025 at 14:00 GMT
what each drawing will look like: a sketch of chosen character drawn from the thighs up in a random pose
May 25, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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ensunmada.bsky.social
Balatro Rosalina

#Rosalina #Balatro #MarioBros
May 5, 2025 at 3:43 PM
thenarwhalmage.bsky.social
@redigit.bsky.social Do you think you could look into updating the rat cage in 1.4.5 to go with the rat transformation we're getting? As it is right now, it's spreading some dangerous misinformation. Rats have sensitive respiratory systems, which means keeping them in a glass tank is unsafe for them
Rat cage gif from terraria
April 13, 2025 at 12:41 AM
thenarwhalmage.bsky.social
With one purchase her financial ruin was ensured.
@kokokurumi.bsky.social #KoCooked
The most useful informational accessory in the game *picture of the lifeform analyzer from terraria* *picture of sleeping Shaquille O'Neal with @kokokurumi.bsky.social's hair sleeping with the caption "i sleep" Useless vanity item that costs all of your money *picture of the diamond ring from terraria* *Shaquille O'Neal, now awake and excited, still with KokoKurumi's hair, with the caption "real shit?"*
January 1, 2025 at 1:10 AM
thenarwhalmage.bsky.social
It has occurred to me that minimalist bathroom signs cannot be legally binding, even in places with anti-trans bathroom laws. That sign does not say woman, it says “person in dress.” Alternatively, because they are missing legs and the other sign has them, it could be an amputee or disabled bathroom
Trendy bathroom sign. It has a circle for a head and line arms. The body is a triangle with the point facing up. The figure has no legs (possibly implied to be underneath the dress formed by the triangle.) Trendy bathroom sign. It is a stick figure with a triangle for a torso, this time pointed downwards in a way meant to represent a muscular torso while still emulating the shape of the dress in the other sign. This figure does have visible legs.
December 27, 2024 at 7:39 PM
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borderless.bsky.social
BlueSky is trying to monetize so let's show them some numbers:

Reskeet this if you refuse to pay for BlueSky+ until trust & safety decides to prioritize marginalized users.

That's $96 / year of lost revenue for each reskeet...
December 10, 2024 at 5:23 AM
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trashcamell.bsky.social
Y’all need to be nice during the soul searching threeway u-u
December 4, 2024 at 7:57 PM
thenarwhalmage.bsky.social
I spend an excessively long amount of time in the bathroom
Yeah I have IBS: Interest in Banging Some clussy also contained is a picture of Edgeworth from the ace attorney franchise edited to have sunglasses, and a drawing of the sexy clown girl from the same franchise as drawn by @speedoru.bsky.social
December 2, 2024 at 5:59 AM
thenarwhalmage.bsky.social
I cannot wait to lose all of the followers I gained from cute rat pictures by shitposting about clown girls.
November 30, 2024 at 7:09 AM
thenarwhalmage.bsky.social
The battle for the leftover coconut yogurt is bloodthirsty and has claimed many a victim

#ratsofbluesky
Four Rats licking yogurt out of a measuring cup Four rats, so entwined they appear to be an eldritch abomination in their fight for yogurt. (Also you can see his lil’ tongue!) A fierce struggle to lick clean the metaphorical cup of life of all it may offer, by licking clean the literal cup of leftover yogurt by four rats A wounded soilder soiled by the very fruits of his labor (Rat with yogurt on his fur)
November 19, 2024 at 9:16 PM
thenarwhalmage.bsky.social
I made a little party hat for my rat, Biscuit

#RatsofBluesky #Rats
Rat in a party hat Rat in a party hat
November 17, 2024 at 1:22 AM
thenarwhalmage.bsky.social
I just ate a mushroom and thought “Ew, this tastes like feet.” But that made me think, do people with foot fetishes like the taste of mushrooms?
November 10, 2024 at 6:21 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
How two tops have sex
Two men with exceedingly long penises coiled around them face off while standing en pointe on one foot. ONe of the men says "Launch me!" The two men standing behind the coiled penis men pull the loose end of their penises turning them into rapidly spinning tops." They careen into each other and one of the men is flinged into the air.
October 26, 2024 at 1:40 PM
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pringusmcdingus.bsky.social
Summer time Rosalina
October 19, 2024 at 4:38 PM
thenarwhalmage.bsky.social
I see all these artists reposting old art onto BlueSky, does that mean I can just start reposting screenshots of my best tweets?
October 20, 2024 at 6:02 AM