It’s gonna be so fucking awesome when we have to wait till the last game of the season to find out we missed the playoffs by 1 point. Can’t wait.
February 4, 2026 at 3:04 AM
It’s gonna be so fucking awesome when we have to wait till the last game of the season to find out we missed the playoffs by 1 point. Can’t wait.
[fart noise]
January 31, 2026 at 11:38 PM
[fart noise]
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MAGA: "FUCK YEAH! Their locking up journalists!"
Liberals: "They're"
Liberals: "They're"
January 31, 2026 at 6:13 PM
MAGA: "FUCK YEAH! Their locking up journalists!"
Liberals: "They're"
Liberals: "They're"
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Leave the world so people mourn you like Catherine O'Hara is being mourned today
January 30, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Leave the world so people mourn you like Catherine O'Hara is being mourned today
John Candy's passing was the only celebrity passing I ever cried about and this one feels the same. I want to believe he and Catherine are now reliving their best SCTV scenes together for everyone up there.
January 30, 2026 at 6:57 PM
John Candy's passing was the only celebrity passing I ever cried about and this one feels the same. I want to believe he and Catherine are now reliving their best SCTV scenes together for everyone up there.
This one hurts. Rest in Peace Catherine O'Hara.
January 30, 2026 at 6:38 PM
This one hurts. Rest in Peace Catherine O'Hara.
Sorry but you gotta kinda laugh at the Bluesky victory posts like “BREAKING: The 12th Municipal school district by-election of Horse Plains county Arkansas just saw (D) candidate Jordy Squibb win 238-235 vs the 6 time Republican incumbent who was literally a mannequin dressed like Hitler!”
January 29, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Sorry but you gotta kinda laugh at the Bluesky victory posts like “BREAKING: The 12th Municipal school district by-election of Horse Plains county Arkansas just saw (D) candidate Jordy Squibb win 238-235 vs the 6 time Republican incumbent who was literally a mannequin dressed like Hitler!”
Remember how much we grew to loathe the "It was 4-1" team?
January 29, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Remember how much we grew to loathe the "It was 4-1" team?
I’m also struggling with the idea many fans have of “SELL SELL SELL” while still being too chicken shit to mention Matthews and Nylander in that discussion. However much you think we’d “lose” those trades, the return only gets worse each year they get older and each less year of term they have.
January 28, 2026 at 5:50 PM
I’m also struggling with the idea many fans have of “SELL SELL SELL” while still being too chicken shit to mention Matthews and Nylander in that discussion. However much you think we’d “lose” those trades, the return only gets worse each year they get older and each less year of term they have.
The questionable trades/signings Treliving made and the coach he hired were made to win now largely at the misguided behest of powers above him. This may sound crazy but if the board finally gives him untethered autonomy for a teardown, I trust him to sell off valuable assets as much as any GM.
January 28, 2026 at 5:46 PM
The questionable trades/signings Treliving made and the coach he hired were made to win now largely at the misguided behest of powers above him. This may sound crazy but if the board finally gives him untethered autonomy for a teardown, I trust him to sell off valuable assets as much as any GM.
(It wouldn’t be hard to get Matthews to waive btw.)
January 28, 2026 at 2:31 AM
(It wouldn’t be hard to get Matthews to waive btw.)
If the Leafs had somehow fluked off one Cup in the last 9 years, there would be zero debate among fans right now that they should sell assets and retool. The fact that they’ve been playoff bed-wetters for the last decade shouldn’t change that. This roster is bad and only gonna get worse. It’s time.
January 28, 2026 at 2:14 AM
If the Leafs had somehow fluked off one Cup in the last 9 years, there would be zero debate among fans right now that they should sell assets and retool. The fact that they’ve been playoff bed-wetters for the last decade shouldn’t change that. This roster is bad and only gonna get worse. It’s time.
Sometimes the universe gives you signs..
January 28, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Sometimes the universe gives you signs..
I hope that if this ugly, fascist chapter ever does end for America, historians will accurately remember the current Democratic party as the biggest collection of pussies in modern history.
January 27, 2026 at 3:17 PM
I hope that if this ugly, fascist chapter ever does end for America, historians will accurately remember the current Democratic party as the biggest collection of pussies in modern history.
I swear to God, if you offered to pay me $100 to attend a Leaf game right now I wouldn’t go.
January 25, 2026 at 8:56 PM
I swear to God, if you offered to pay me $100 to attend a Leaf game right now I wouldn’t go.
Scheduled reminder that Wayne Gretzky is a cunt.
January 24, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Scheduled reminder that Wayne Gretzky is a cunt.
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Canadians, do not fret about this hollow threat. He's unpopular. His tariffs are unpopular. Americans won't support the tariffs. American businesses won't support the tariffs. The financial markets won't support the tariffs. He's got no cards. He'll be forced to TACO again. He's an embarrassment.
January 24, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Canadians, do not fret about this hollow threat. He's unpopular. His tariffs are unpopular. Americans won't support the tariffs. American businesses won't support the tariffs. The financial markets won't support the tariffs. He's got no cards. He'll be forced to TACO again. He's an embarrassment.
For a guy who insists Canada is so insignificant to them, he sure is reacting as if someone grabbed his pussy.
www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
Trump threatens 100% tariffs on all Canadian goods if Canada 'makes a deal with China' | CBC News
U.S. President Donald Trump is threatening to impose a 100 per cent tariff on all Canadian goods entering the United States if Canada "makes a deal with China" — a forceful message that comes days aft...
www.cbc.ca
January 24, 2026 at 3:03 PM
For a guy who insists Canada is so insignificant to them, he sure is reacting as if someone grabbed his pussy.
www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
Tomorrow might be an ugly weather day so parents, make sure you go out today to get necessary provisions for your kids in case you’re snowed in:
- water
- carton of smokes and a lighter
- pizza pops
- Bailey’s
- Dunkaroos
- batteries for TV remote
- water
- carton of smokes and a lighter
- pizza pops
- Bailey’s
- Dunkaroos
- batteries for TV remote
January 24, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Tomorrow might be an ugly weather day so parents, make sure you go out today to get necessary provisions for your kids in case you’re snowed in:
- water
- carton of smokes and a lighter
- pizza pops
- Bailey’s
- Dunkaroos
- batteries for TV remote
- water
- carton of smokes and a lighter
- pizza pops
- Bailey’s
- Dunkaroos
- batteries for TV remote
I think Canadian political discourse would be a lot more useful if we stopped calling them "the right" and start accurately calling them what they are: white trash.
For example, doesn't a headline that reads "Separatist support continues to grow among WHITE TRASH in Alberta." sound so much better?
For example, doesn't a headline that reads "Separatist support continues to grow among WHITE TRASH in Alberta." sound so much better?
January 23, 2026 at 6:42 PM
I think Canadian political discourse would be a lot more useful if we stopped calling them "the right" and start accurately calling them what they are: white trash.
For example, doesn't a headline that reads "Separatist support continues to grow among WHITE TRASH in Alberta." sound so much better?
For example, doesn't a headline that reads "Separatist support continues to grow among WHITE TRASH in Alberta." sound so much better?
Board of Peace HQ:
January 23, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Board of Peace HQ:
Based upon a very productive meeting I had with my wife, we have formed the framework of a future deal with respect to my duties. This solution, if consummated, will be a great one... Based upon this understanding, instead of me vacuuming the house 3 days per week, it’s now all but 4 days. #winning
January 21, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Based upon a very productive meeting I had with my wife, we have formed the framework of a future deal with respect to my duties. This solution, if consummated, will be a great one... Based upon this understanding, instead of me vacuuming the house 3 days per week, it’s now all but 4 days. #winning
Two thirds of Americans didn't think enough to vote against this godless motherfucker after a full 4 year term that culminated with an attempted insurrection. No offense to those bothered by the prevailing global sentiment but go fuck yourselves - even your grandkids will be wearing this.
January 21, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Two thirds of Americans didn't think enough to vote against this godless motherfucker after a full 4 year term that culminated with an attempted insurrection. No offense to those bothered by the prevailing global sentiment but go fuck yourselves - even your grandkids will be wearing this.
[Jan.20/26]
Carney: “This aphorism of Thucydides is presented as inevitable – the natural logic of international relations reasserting itself. And faced with this logic, there is a strong tendency for countries to go along to get along.”
Trump:
Carney: “This aphorism of Thucydides is presented as inevitable – the natural logic of international relations reasserting itself. And faced with this logic, there is a strong tendency for countries to go along to get along.”
Trump:
January 21, 2026 at 2:42 AM
[Jan.20/26]
Carney: “This aphorism of Thucydides is presented as inevitable – the natural logic of international relations reasserting itself. And faced with this logic, there is a strong tendency for countries to go along to get along.”
Trump:
Carney: “This aphorism of Thucydides is presented as inevitable – the natural logic of international relations reasserting itself. And faced with this logic, there is a strong tendency for countries to go along to get along.”
Trump:
Honest question: for as fucked up as things currently are in the world, can you even fathom how much worse things would be like here if PP was our PM right now? *stares at Alberta for 10 straight minutes without once blinking*
January 20, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Honest question: for as fucked up as things currently are in the world, can you even fathom how much worse things would be like here if PP was our PM right now? *stares at Alberta for 10 straight minutes without once blinking*