Theodora Sutcliffe
@theodora.bsky.social
Freelance hackette, content queen and recovering nomad. Working on a novel. #TeslaTakedown
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"Tesla nearly halved (-48%) its operations in the European Union, with 5,647 registrations in October compared with 10,867 in the same month last year, making it the car brand with the worst performance in the last month."
It's a cult, but a dying one!
mobilityportal.eu/byd-doubles-...
It's a cult, but a dying one!
mobilityportal.eu/byd-doubles-...
BYD doubles its registrations in the EU in October as Tesla continues to lose ground - Mobility Portal
BYD has accumulated a 240% increase in registrations in the European Union up to the tenth month of the year compared with the same period the year before, reaching a total of 94,216 units.
mobilityportal.eu
November 25, 2025 at 6:33 PM
"Tesla nearly halved (-48%) its operations in the European Union, with 5,647 registrations in October compared with 10,867 in the same month last year, making it the car brand with the worst performance in the last month."
It's a cult, but a dying one!
mobilityportal.eu/byd-doubles-...
It's a cult, but a dying one!
mobilityportal.eu/byd-doubles-...
Arse FK Jr and his... felching poetry?! www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
What can we learn from RFK's 'erotic poetry'? That Americans need to get better at enjoying a scandal | Marina Hyde
The US health secretary’s ‘digital affair’ with Olivia Nuzzi doesn’t need sombre analysis. Take it from this Brit: sometimes laughter is the only option, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde
www.theguardian.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Arse FK Jr and his... felching poetry?! www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
Fitbit on the fritz and Kobo AWOL. I am dependent on more devices than I knew. Also - how can a Kobo just disappear?!
November 24, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Fitbit on the fritz and Kobo AWOL. I am dependent on more devices than I knew. Also - how can a Kobo just disappear?!
Pleased to be a finalist on the @nffr.bsky.social contest: newflashfiction.com/announcing-t...
Announcing the 2025 NFFR Prize Longlist | New Flash Fiction Review
Many thanks to everyone who submitted work to this year’s contest, and congratulations to all authors represented on the longlist. Good luck to all. We’ll announce winner and two honorable mentions be...
newflashfiction.com
November 24, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Pleased to be a finalist on the @nffr.bsky.social contest: newflashfiction.com/announcing-t...
Blessed to have so many free museums on my doorstep. At the National Gallery today....
November 23, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Blessed to have so many free museums on my doorstep. At the National Gallery today....
Brilliant concept that's up there with Joel Golby'a shed. Cc @travelfish.bsky.social: www.wired.com/story/all-my...
All of My Employees Are AI Agents, and So Are My Executives
Sam Altman says the one-person billion-dollar company is coming. Maybe I could be that person—if only I could get my colleagues to shut up and stop lying.
www.wired.com
November 22, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Brilliant concept that's up there with Joel Golby'a shed. Cc @travelfish.bsky.social: www.wired.com/story/all-my...
The mistrust of medicine antivax quacks spawned during the pandemic is killing babies: www.theguardian.com/world/ng-int...
Influencers made millions pushing ‘wild’ births – now the Free Birth Society is linked to baby deaths around the world
A year-long investigation reveals how mothers lost children after being radicalised by uplifting podcast tales of births without midwives or doctors
www.theguardian.com
November 22, 2025 at 11:07 AM
The mistrust of medicine antivax quacks spawned during the pandemic is killing babies: www.theguardian.com/world/ng-int...
Late to this but just started the Olivia Nuzzi VF extract and my god it's unbearable.
www.vanityfair.com/news/story/o...
www.vanityfair.com/news/story/o...
Olivia Nuzzi's 'American Canto': Read the Exclusive Excerpt
She flamed out and she faded away. 'Vanity Fair'’s West Coast Editor returns to the written word to survey scorched earth.
www.vanityfair.com
November 20, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Late to this but just started the Olivia Nuzzi VF extract and my god it's unbearable.
www.vanityfair.com/news/story/o...
www.vanityfair.com/news/story/o...
It is snowing. Well, sleeting. Just 3.5 more months until spring.
November 19, 2025 at 10:51 AM
It is snowing. Well, sleeting. Just 3.5 more months until spring.
Also, today I have been a mother for 25 years. Happy birthday @zsut.bsky.social (who I don't think uses this platform)!
November 19, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Also, today I have been a mother for 25 years. Happy birthday @zsut.bsky.social (who I don't think uses this platform)!
Have just spent 1.5 hours doing anything to escape trying to compress the plot of my book into 27 words. Join me tomorrow morning for more of the same. #amwriting
November 19, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Have just spent 1.5 hours doing anything to escape trying to compress the plot of my book into 27 words. Join me tomorrow morning for more of the same. #amwriting
Refreshing to see people with actual wrinkles in a L'Oréal ad.
I don’t want to seem out of touch but I don’t actually understand the economy anymore.
November 18, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Refreshing to see people with actual wrinkles in a L'Oréal ad.
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Predator: yah I went to Earth and it was *so* authentic, our guide provided us with traditional weaponry and everything. facing humans armed with nothing but a shoulder cannon and a wristblade was a really spiritual experience.
My working theory is they're a bunch of rich kids on their gap year.
November 17, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Predator: yah I went to Earth and it was *so* authentic, our guide provided us with traditional weaponry and everything. facing humans armed with nothing but a shoulder cannon and a wristblade was a really spiritual experience.
Trying out Veeraswamy, London's oldest Indian restaurant, which is in danger of closing before its hundredth birthday.....
November 16, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Trying out Veeraswamy, London's oldest Indian restaurant, which is in danger of closing before its hundredth birthday.....
Gonna admit, it was a false economy not dropping the peace lily off by car... now in a taxi with the bloody thing
November 15, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Gonna admit, it was a false economy not dropping the peace lily off by car... now in a taxi with the bloody thing
With age, I believe I am becoming a semi-colon phobe. Sadly, I'm also embracing the em-dash.
November 14, 2025 at 10:53 AM
With age, I believe I am becoming a semi-colon phobe. Sadly, I'm also embracing the em-dash.
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Cleaning up my office and found the pre-draft of my novel Absolution: Some scribbled-in notebooks and scene frags on the backs of hundreds of discontinued library catalogue cards, which I then sequenced in story order.
November 13, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Cleaning up my office and found the pre-draft of my novel Absolution: Some scribbled-in notebooks and scene frags on the backs of hundreds of discontinued library catalogue cards, which I then sequenced in story order.
Tire blew out on M23. No hard shoulder but shielded by a lovely female lorry driver and rescued by female highway patrol. Now awaiting the AA.
November 12, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Tire blew out on M23. No hard shoulder but shielded by a lovely female lorry driver and rescued by female highway patrol. Now awaiting the AA.
Pop quiz! Name the four UN member states that have sent zero delegates to COP.
November 11, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Pop quiz! Name the four UN member states that have sent zero delegates to COP.
Met my first ever Moldovan today!
November 11, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Met my first ever Moldovan today!
Looking at the state of my hand, I can really see why the roller skating place has you sign waivers. I didn't break a wrist but it's not a happy wrist ...
November 9, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Looking at the state of my hand, I can really see why the roller skating place has you sign waivers. I didn't break a wrist but it's not a happy wrist ...
Richard Coles has lived a million lives...
November 9, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Richard Coles has lived a million lives...
In wetherspoons (don't ask). Staff member: what's this? Manager: port. Have it with cheese or pair it with WKD Blue for a Cheeky Vimto.
November 9, 2025 at 7:04 PM
In wetherspoons (don't ask). Staff member: what's this? Manager: port. Have it with cheese or pair it with WKD Blue for a Cheeky Vimto.
Elon Musk effigy burnt in Lewes: www.theargus.co.uk/news/2560186... #teslatakedown
Police reveal the arrests made during Lewes Bonfire Night celebrations
Emergency services dealt with a number of incidents during Lewes Bonfire Night
www.theargus.co.uk
November 9, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Elon Musk effigy burnt in Lewes: www.theargus.co.uk/news/2560186... #teslatakedown