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oЯbe!
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Lord Rat Squirt @lordratsquirt.bsky.social · 51m
Life is what happens when you are busy making other plans, and it's a cereal.
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oЯbe! @theonlyorbei.bsky.social · 14h
Odd bless baked turkey wings.
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oЯbe! @theonlyorbei.bsky.social · 20h
Remember that time bill clinton wanted to know if aliens were being kept at roswell, New Mexico and they was like, “nope”?

Pepperidge Farms remembers.
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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 20h
a laundry soap mascot that’s a depressed worm

(worms love dirt so clean clothes make them sad)
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oЯbe! @theonlyorbei.bsky.social · 20h
Humans are a lot.
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Angelic Fruitcake [She/Her] @spinningforce.bsky.social · 21h
Adding "Dream Destroyer" to my résumé
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TC @artistina.bsky.social · 1d
in answer to your question:

no
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oЯbe! @theonlyorbei.bsky.social · 1d
You’re a regular Captain Nemo.
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SIDE FANGS 🧛‍♀️ @sidebangsmusic.com · 1d
I only share the bad things because not enough of us do
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oЯbe! @theonlyorbei.bsky.social · 1d
8 billion people on earth. 1 billion of them suffer from mental illness.

Choose your own adventures carefully.
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oЯbe! @theonlyorbei.bsky.social · 1d
I’m not a real anything. Human or non-human. I am an idea of what is a real something.
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oЯbe! @theonlyorbei.bsky.social · 1d
Nope. I’m not one of those people that are always on.
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oЯbe! @theonlyorbei.bsky.social · 1d
Bad mental health is good for the prison economy.
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oЯbe! @theonlyorbei.bsky.social · 2d
Only terrorists negotiates with terrorists.
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oЯbe! @theonlyorbei.bsky.social · 2d
If you aren’t fascists, then why are anti-fascists such a big deal to you??
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oЯbe! @theonlyorbei.bsky.social · 2d
I wish I could trade places with a tree.
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oЯbe! @theonlyorbei.bsky.social · 2d
Did it take five years between seasons of tv shows back in the day or nah?
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oЯbe! @theonlyorbei.bsky.social · 2d
Is it cheating if you won twice?!
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oЯbe! @theonlyorbei.bsky.social · 2d
It’s disturbing still hearing the president say he unfairly lost an election when he’s the president for a second time. When are you gonna let that shit go bro?!
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oЯbe! @theonlyorbei.bsky.social · 2d
It’s disturbing still hearing the president say he unfairly lost an election when he’s the president for a second time. When are you gonna let that shit go bro?!
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oЯbe! @theonlyorbei.bsky.social · 3d
Fuck steamed vegetables.
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oЯbe! @theonlyorbei.bsky.social · 4d
First date idea: take the bitch to a TEDtalk. Bitches love TEDtalks.
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oЯbe! @theonlyorbei.bsky.social · 4d
A female terminator from the future could fix me.
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oЯbe! @theonlyorbei.bsky.social · 4d
The bitch is still in her hoe phase.
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oЯbe! @theonlyorbei.bsky.social · 4d
Let’s put our money together to buy a haunted home in New Orleans.
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oЯbe! @theonlyorbei.bsky.social · 4d
Contrary to popular belief, I am not a long lost Olsen twin.
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