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theonlyorbei.bsky.social
oЯbe!
@theonlyorbei.bsky.social
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theonlyorbei.bsky.social
oЯbe! @theonlyorbei.bsky.social · 12h
Fuck steamed vegetables.
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theonlyorbei.bsky.social
oЯbe! @theonlyorbei.bsky.social · 20h
First date idea: take the bitch to a TEDtalk. Bitches love TEDtalks.
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theonlyorbei.bsky.social
oЯbe! @theonlyorbei.bsky.social · 20h
A female terminator from the future could fix me.
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theonlyorbei.bsky.social
oЯbe! @theonlyorbei.bsky.social · 21h
The bitch is still in her hoe phase.
theonlyorbei.bsky.social
oЯbe! @theonlyorbei.bsky.social · 21h
Let’s put our money together to buy a haunted home in New Orleans.
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theonlyorbei.bsky.social
oЯbe! @theonlyorbei.bsky.social · 21h
Contrary to popular belief, I am not a long lost Olsen twin.
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theonlyorbei.bsky.social
oЯbe! @theonlyorbei.bsky.social · 21h
Fuck you and your unboxing video, hoe.
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theonlyorbei.bsky.social
oЯbe! @theonlyorbei.bsky.social · 21h
Rebirth
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Angelic Fruitcake [She/Her] @spinningforce.bsky.social · 22h
This artificially constructed society does not bring me joy and would not feature in a song about my favourite things
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theonlyorbei.bsky.social
oЯbe! @theonlyorbei.bsky.social · 22h
How do you compare to a porn star?
theonlyorbei.bsky.social
oЯbe! @theonlyorbei.bsky.social · 22h
Everybody is scamming and grifting on YouTube.
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 23h
Rhythm is gonna get you, but so is chlamydia.
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theonlyorbei.bsky.social
oЯbe! @theonlyorbei.bsky.social · 23h
Disable comments FOREVER.
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theonlyorbei.bsky.social
oЯbe! @theonlyorbei.bsky.social · 2d
The sun rays looks like a bird.
theonlyorbei.bsky.social
oЯbe! @theonlyorbei.bsky.social · 2d
Looks like the sun is still out
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theonlyorbei.bsky.social
oЯbe! @theonlyorbei.bsky.social · 2d
was voted least likely to have a song written about his penis.
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theonlyorbei.bsky.social
oЯbe! @theonlyorbei.bsky.social · 3d
All the mental institutions were closed as an excuse to build more prisons.
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Pablo D. Creole @saintpablo.blacksky.app · 3d
At the risk of redundancy…Clanker is not a new slur for AI.

It’s from Star Wars. It was repurposed as a joke and now two of the worst kinds of users are engaging in circular discourse about AI slurs.

Fuck robots. Fuck algorithms and fuck people who care more about decorum than people.
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theonlyorbei.bsky.social
oЯbe! @theonlyorbei.bsky.social · 3d
😂😂😂
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theonlyorbei.bsky.social
oЯbe! @theonlyorbei.bsky.social · 3d
I miss you too.
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theonlyorbei.bsky.social
oЯbe! @theonlyorbei.bsky.social · 3d
Possibly maybe.
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theonlyorbei.bsky.social
oЯbe! @theonlyorbei.bsky.social · 3d
Space is all I have.
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theonlyorbei.bsky.social
oЯbe! @theonlyorbei.bsky.social · 3d
I wonder what Björk is doing right now.
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theonlyorbei.bsky.social
oЯbe! @theonlyorbei.bsky.social · 3d
Tv commercials trigger my depression.
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theonlyorbei.bsky.social
oЯbe! @theonlyorbei.bsky.social · 3d
As your next president, I will start my own professional football league and at the biggest game I will have Rachel Gunn perform her wonderful breakdancing at halftime!
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