The Pasha
thepasha.bsky.social
The Pasha
@thepasha.bsky.social
Calling me woke is a compliment. But please don't call, just text.
This is a race between a human being and two villains from a straight to DVD Stephen Segall movie. #zohranfornyc @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
November 5, 2025 at 2:13 AM
If you say, "Let's go," more than once per episode, automatic penalty nomination. #BigBrother27 #StopSayingLetsGo
July 11, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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June 12, 2025 at 5:59 AM
7 year old me with a blanket around my neck pretending I'm Batman. #metgala
May 6, 2025 at 6:33 AM
My White Claw inside a beer koozie. #metgala
May 6, 2025 at 6:33 AM
A fresh stack of Oreos waiting for me to destroy them. #metgala
May 6, 2025 at 6:32 AM
A fruit roll up looking me up and down as I reach for a banana instead. #metgala
May 6, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Me in middle school with 8 textbooks in my backpack pretending my spinal cord is totally fine. #metgala
May 6, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Me trying to tell my girlfriend it's time to leave the party. #metgala
May 6, 2025 at 6:30 AM
My empty bowl of chips waiting for me to refill it. #metgala
May 6, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Off to my Teams call from home with a professional top and boxers. #metgala
May 6, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Is Tate short for Tater Tot? #TateMcRae #SNL
March 2, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Me when I remember tomorrow is Monday. #Grammys
February 3, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Trump supporters when they check the price of avocados tomorrow. #Grammys
February 3, 2025 at 2:54 AM
My cat when I won't refill her bowl for the 3rd time. #Grammys
February 3, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Me waiting for the Uber Eats driver to leave before opening the door. #Grammys
February 3, 2025 at 2:53 AM
White people when a black woman wins best country album. #Grammys
February 3, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Jake Paul looks like like if the date rape drug came to life.
November 16, 2024 at 4:58 AM
I really needed another social media app to add to my crippling sense of dread and anxiety but at least it's Friday more free time to free base Xanax.
November 15, 2024 at 6:15 PM