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The Pasha
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Calling me woke is a compliment. But please don't call, just text.
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This is a race between a human being and two villains from a straight to DVD Stephen Segall movie. #zohranfornyc @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
November 5, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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7 year old me with a blanket around my neck pretending I'm Batman. #metgala
May 6, 2025 at 6:33 AM
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My White Claw inside a beer koozie. #metgala
May 6, 2025 at 6:33 AM
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A fresh stack of Oreos waiting for me to destroy them. #metgala
May 6, 2025 at 6:32 AM
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A fruit roll up looking me up and down as I reach for a banana instead. #metgala
May 6, 2025 at 6:31 AM
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Me in middle school with 8 textbooks in my backpack pretending my spinal cord is totally fine. #metgala
May 6, 2025 at 6:31 AM
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Me trying to tell my girlfriend it's time to leave the party. #metgala
May 6, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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My empty bowl of chips waiting for me to refill it. #metgala
May 6, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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Off to my Teams call from home with a professional top and boxers. #metgala
May 6, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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Me when I remember tomorrow is Monday. #Grammys
February 3, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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Trump supporters when they check the price of avocados tomorrow. #Grammys
February 3, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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My cat when I won't refill her bowl for the 3rd time. #Grammys
February 3, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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Me waiting for the Uber Eats driver to leave before opening the door. #Grammys
February 3, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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White people when a black woman wins best country album. #Grammys
February 3, 2025 at 2:53 AM