The Vandrian Curator
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Overseer and promoter of the four tenants of Vandrian-Phallicism: Mentorship, Fitness, Brotherhood, & Naturism.
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Young men should be shirtless as often as possible as a constant motivation to stay fit and healthy.
Dad worked all week. He deserves the total Saturday morning service.
That time you saw your uncle's hairy nutsack has been fueling you for years.
One hairy meatball raises another hairy meatball.
Mentorship broadly falls into two types, and it's important to experience both

fraternal: when there is no dramatic power imbalance, but there is an experience gap. "Let's do this together"

paternal: when an obvious power imbalance exists along with the experience gap. "I'm showing you what to do"
Most of us learned to edge without realizing it. spending hours every night on the computer, waiting for images and clips to download at 56kb/s, while instant messaging with other young men doing the exact same thing. You would just keep going and going looking for that perfect image to finally nut
That blank profile unlocked its album and its your classics professor and his husband inviting you over for dinner.

"I've been telling my husband all about you since you first walked into that survey course last year. Now that you're not my student, I think the 3 of us would get along very well"
He's a top with his friends, but a bottom for Dad
You've accidentally raised a spoiled lil brat. He wont get out of bed until he's had his morning load.
He's always admired his uncle and they trade progress pics and fitness tips daily. when he "accidentally" sent a boner pic his uncle responded with "dont be shy boy, nude progress pics from now on. we're locking in together"
Hair grows as protection for well-worn areas. This naturally smooth young man has the hair growth pattern of a natural bottom. His tight, youthful hole, will always make you feel like its his first time.
Have you ever fallen in love with a boy just by eating his ass?
Timed it perfectly so his TA caught him in the stacks.
The first time you make your friend ejaculate is a special moment you'll both remember forever.
Is watching porn where the bottom looks kinda like your own boyfriend the slippery slope towards cuckoldry? 🤔😅
Fully Natural Penis: unpierced, untrimmed, uncut.

By maintaining our Penises as close to nature as possible, we ensure that our penis' sensations are as similar to each other as possible. It builds Brotherhood knowing that when we stroke our Penises, its a shared feeling.
Brothers that hang out naked at home help with body confidence of young men.
Efficiently preparing each other for penetration.
Team sports fulfill 3 of the 4 Vandrian tenants which are essential for young men: mentorship under the coach, fitness, and brotherhood with your teammates.
Training naked is best for a young man's confidence. He'll be motivated to keep himself fit by seeing his peers' physiques. And of course the physical release after a hard training session helps young men stay on their routine as well.
A public erection is just as natural and beautiful as a peacock spreading his tailfeathers. Your Penis is advertising that "this male is ready to ejaculate into a worthy hole"
Your boy has grown so much since he went off to college. He barely fits on his twin bed at home now.

You also notice he barely fits in his briefs now too. Time for Dad's hand-me-downs.
Love it when smooth guys have a hairy surprise.
Sometimes you know as soon as he enters you that your hole will never be satisfied by any other Cock